Elric Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Perhaps this was why his proposed move to Liverpool fell apart suddenly, rather than 'medical' issues (ie. they told him to do one after requesting a bung into his account). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Made the mistake of calling our quiz team Charnley's Accountants last night, which of course led to the running joke of the quiz master reading out that we got 15 in the first round and 12 in the second round for a total of 5. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 we're never signing a french player again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Made the mistake of calling our quiz team Charnley's Accountants last night, which of course led to the running joke of the quiz master reading out that we got 15 in the first round and 12 in the second round for a total of 5. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 we're never signing a french player again We've probably already got 5 cheap youngsters for the U18s already lined up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 f***, this isn't good...this to me feels like transfer ban type s***. We could have done everything that was asked of us thinking it was correct, we then dont know what the agents or the players declare to the French tax collecters. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Knowing tax law* there's a distinct possibility that whatever they find probably isn't within the spirit of the law but not technically illegal, which would make us bastards but not much else. Also, what happens if we've been party to some tax breaches in France but nothing we've done would contravene UK law? *I know fuck all about tax law. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 f***, this isn't good...this to me feels like transfer ban type s***. We could have done everything that was asked of us thinking it was correct, we then dont know what the agents or the players declare to the French tax collecters. hope that's actually the case Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Knowing tax law* there's a distinct possibility that whatever they find probably isn't within the spirit of the law but not technically illegal, which would make us b******s but not much else. Also, what happens if we've been party to some tax breaches in France but nothing we've done would contravene UK law? *I know f*** all about tax law. Transfer ban on all French players? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Yeah, what I'm saying is that in Spain suspects are detained and then released a few hours later once the search is completed. This is made so that they are questioned and they can't move to get key evidence destroyed before the police finishes the search. Yeap, very easy to remotely wipe stuff nowadays. Its not as simple as wiping computers, deleted files can be recovered. That's how Harold Shipman was caught, he deleted files and the IT experts recovered them. Plus he was down to 3 patients at his surgery. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 f***, this isn't good...this to me feels like transfer ban type s***. We could have done everything that was asked of us thinking it was correct, we then dont know what the agents or the players declare to the French tax collecters. hope that's actually the case Im hoping, it would be fucking idiotic to pull these tricks given the spotlight on taxes across all of Europe at the minute. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacko Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Encryption = 1% of chance of recovering files nowadays without the password for the device. Unless… Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Encryption = 1% of chance of recovering files nowadays without the password for the device. Unless… :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elric Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Love XKCD, like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Encryption = 1% of chance of recovering files nowadays without the password for the device. Unless… Also you use fingerprint on your phone, as it's piss easy to get a fingerprint from a glass etc make a mould from it and it usually works. Seen it done. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 f***, this isn't good...this to me feels like transfer ban type s***. Even if it is, there's no way it will be sorted out quick enough to effect us this summer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleBingo Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Llambeazy must be involved then surely. Was saying to my brother yesterday that this sort of caper sounded right up Del Boys street, and it was hard to imagine Charnley as some sort of master criminal....Not so hard to imagine him being taken for an absolute mug by some dodgy agents though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Ashley would be over the moon with a transfer ban funnily enough Guess who wins again etc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERTOON Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Ashley would be over the moon with a transfer ban funnily enough Guess who wins again etc It was probably him who tipped them off, gets a transfer ban, knows Rafa will walk and welcomes back Pards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Ashley would be over the moon with a transfer ban funnily enough Guess who wins again etc It was probably him who tipped them off, gets a transfer ban, knows Rafa will walk and welcomes back Pards. There's your first novel plot line. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Ashley would be over the moon with a transfer ban funnily enough Guess who wins again etc It was probably him who tipped them off, gets a transfer ban, knows Rafa will walk and welcomes back Pards. http://giant.gfycat.com/MixedMinorDorking.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Ashley would be over the moon with a transfer ban funnily enough Guess who wins again etc It was probably him who tipped them off, gets a transfer ban, knows Rafa will walk and welcomes back Pards. http://giant.gfycat.com/MixedMinorDorking.gif He's a geezer. Hes a little bit woah he's a little bit weh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Encryption = 1% of chance of recovering files nowadays without the password for the device. Unless… Also you use fingerprint on your phone, as it's piss easy to get a fingerprint from a glass etc make a mould from it and it usually works. Seen it done. Always thought bell end biometrics is the way forward. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Ashley would be over the moon with a transfer ban funnily enough Guess who wins again etc It was probably him who tipped them off, gets a transfer ban, knows Rafa will walk and welcomes back Pards. http://giant.gfycat.com/MixedMinorDorking.gif Somebody just shoot that fucking penguin. (I'm not advocating shooting penguins in general.) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted April 27, 2017 Share Posted April 27, 2017 Encryption = 1% of chance of recovering files nowadays without the password for the device. Unless… Also you use fingerprint on your phone, as it's piss easy to get a fingerprint from a glass etc make a mould from it and it usually works. Seen it done. It's not piss easy. First of all it requires a clean print, something that rarely happens as prints are usually smudged to force and/movement, and then the transfer of the print process. Then it requires a detailed scanner and printer that are usually reserved for lavatory requirements and cost in excess of thousands of pounds. The print also needs to be exactly the same size as the real print as well. Even after all that the print still usually fails, videos of it being done usually omit the whole process including the rejected attempts. Most phones etc all have a limited before which the backup password or code is required. Almost all phones have this backup password or code as an alternative to using the fingerprint which is far easier to break than replicating a finger print. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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