khay Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Must admit I'm always amazed how we seem to have fans lingering round SJP at all hours of the day. The benefits of having a stadium in the Center of town . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Wor lass actually doesn’t know this place exists, she thinks I spend most of my time doing work. If I showed her this place and she read half my posts... well, it would take her years just to get past a few paras, so I’d probably be safe anyway. She already thinks I’m mad because I get angry about some stupid football team. I know the daft bint is right, but hey... Yeah but she probably has a pair of shoes that she loves just as much as you love NUFC. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stlouismag Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Just Ashley back early from his trip. Better pic here: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Wor lass actually doesn’t know this place exists, she thinks I spend most of my time doing work. If I showed her this place and she read half my posts... well, it would take her years just to get past a few paras, so I’d probably be safe anyway. She already thinks I’m mad because I get angry about some stupid football team. I know the daft bint is right, but hey... Yeah but she probably has a pair of shoes that she loves just as much as you love NUFC. Just like Beren. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Wor lass actually doesn’t know this place exists, she thinks I spend most of my time doing work. If I showed her this place and she read half my posts... well, it would take her years just to get past a few paras, so I’d probably be safe anyway. She already thinks I’m mad because I get angry about some stupid football team. I know the daft bint is right, but hey... Yeah but she probably has a pair of shoes that she loves just as much as you love NUFC. Shoes? She probably has about 30 pairs. Shoes and handbags. Complains at me about cars, but when it comes to shoes or handbags, bloody hell. When we went on holiday she was gonna take a handbag for every day. Daft thing is when it comes to clothes and other womanly shit she’s fairly basic, but bags and shoes... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Just Ashley back early from his trip. Better pic here: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasper Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 So... I assume everyone is driving and that's why its gone quiet? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 I was next to that rolls Royce at the lights next to Revolution about half an hour ago. Couldn’t see in it but it was a lovely motor. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarrovianmag Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 f***ing hell. It's Sunday man. The day of rest. Not the muslim one , and if led to believe that the potential new owners are Saudi...... Wishful thinking I know Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Going to miss all of this when the takeover happens. Yep. It’ll be a right pisser... back to mundane post-Ashley reality of being an Uber-rich Premier League football club; with ambition an’ shit. Anybody fancy starting an FC United of Newcastle? We could have a Pantalaimon as our badge.. oh, hang in we’d be getting away from all that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 ? a roller in Newcastle and PCP are here. Like the bad old days when if a black man with two legs and no grey hair was was spotted, the rumour mill was we have signed ‘insert favourable player of the era’. (Paraphrasing Ruud Gullit, by the way). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Wor lass actually doesn’t know this place exists, she thinks I spend most of my time doing work. If I showed her this place and she read half my posts... well, it would take her years just to get past a few paras, so I’d probably be safe anyway. She already thinks I’m mad because I get angry about some stupid football team. I know the daft bint is right, but hey... Don’t let her read this one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. TC Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 I was next to that rolls Royce at the lights next to Revolution about half an hour ago. Couldn’t see in it but it was a lovely motor. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Wor lass actually doesn’t know this place exists, she thinks I spend most of my time doing work. If I showed her this place and she read half my posts... well, it would take her years just to get past a few paras, so I’d probably be safe anyway. She already thinks I’m mad because I get angry about some stupid football team. I know the daft bint is right, but hey... Don’t let her read this one I was just thinking that, if I called my Mrs a daft bint on a forum I'd have to erase the internet or risk spending the rest of my life as a eunuch ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 I was next to that rolls Royce at the lights next to Revolution about half an hour ago. Couldn’t see in it but it was a lovely motor. You really do. You went looking for a shit picture and everything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 f***ing Stifler coming in all serious. And ringing a hotel is? Like I rang the hotel. FFS. You absolutely did. I just called the hotel and asked them if someone had called them regarding this and it's true, someone did. I can confirm both of those calls happened. I just checked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonjam88 Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 I was next to that rolls Royce at the lights next to Revolution about half an hour ago. Couldn’t see in it but it was a lovely motor. You really do. You went looking for a s*** picture and everything. ;D owned there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Wor lass actually doesn’t know this place exists, she thinks I spend most of my time doing work. If I showed her this place and she read half my posts... well, it would take her years just to get past a few paras, so I’d probably be safe anyway. She already thinks I’m mad because I get angry about some stupid football team. I know the daft bint is right, but hey... Don’t let her read this one I was just thinking that, if I called my Mrs a daft bint on a forum I'd have to erase the internet or risk spending the rest of my life as a eunuch ? Seriously although she knows of it, she doesn’t really know about it or how much I seem to spend on here, when I laugh out loud from stuff off here and she asks what I’m laughing at or about I just say Stiffler or Newsted and she thinks I’m talking about American Pie or the news. Ignorance is bliss... daft bint Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Wor lass actually doesn’t know this place exists, she thinks I spend most of my time doing work. If I showed her this place and she read half my posts... well, it would take her years just to get past a few paras, so I’d probably be safe anyway. She already thinks I’m mad because I get angry about some stupid football team. I know the daft bint is right, but hey... Don’t let her read this one I was just thinking that, if I called my Mrs a daft bint on a forum I'd have to erase the internet or risk spending the rest of my life as a eunuch ? Seriously although she knows of it, she doesn’t really know about it or how much I seem to spend on here, when I laugh out loud from stuff off here and she asks what I’m laughing at or about I just say Stiffler or Newsted and she thinks I’m talking about American Pie or the news. Ignorance is bliss... daft bint You’re technically having an affair. With an Internet forum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Wor lass actually doesn’t know this place exists, she thinks I spend most of my time doing work. If I showed her this place and she read half my posts... well, it would take her years just to get past a few paras, so I’d probably be safe anyway. She already thinks I’m mad because I get angry about some stupid football team. I know the daft bint is right, but hey... Don’t let her read this one I was just thinking that, if I called my Mrs a daft bint on a forum I'd have to erase the internet or risk spending the rest of my life as a eunuch ? Seriously although she knows of it, she doesn’t really know about it or how much I seem to spend on here, when I laugh out loud from stuff off here and she asks what I’m laughing at or about I just say Stiffler or Newsted and she thinks I’m talking about American Pie or the news. Ignorance is bliss... daft bint You’re technically having an affair. With an Internet forum. It’s OK as we are all virgins so... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. TC Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 I was next to that rolls Royce at the lights next to Revolution about half an hour ago. Couldn’t see in it but it was a lovely motor. You really do. You went looking for a s*** picture and everything. ;D owned there http://gporter.net/great/images/pine_marten_banner.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoppaz Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Shurrup sonna ya turning in to Bimpy Mk I Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Forum wasn't down for good reason then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Got excited by the error message ffs... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 I've discovered my spare time is pathetically uninteresting when N-O is down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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