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Various: Mike Ashley in talks with Sheikh Khaled bin Zayed Al Nehayan


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Ah sorry, would it be ok if gets hit by a falling anvil, acme style ?

No. Too quick.

Needs to be slow and painful.

 

What if it was a glancing blow, but the shock caused him to shit out his intestines?

 

I was hoping that the fact he had viciously accidentally stabbed himself 20 times might have finished him off but fair point....make it a Ford Hummer.

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“Behind-the-scenes we knew Andy had been forced out. He didn’t want to leave because we had such a good group there,” Barton recalls.

 

“Liverpool came in with such a lot of money that he had to leave. He actually said to Mike Ashley ‘Give me a new contract and I’ll stay’ but he was told in no uncertain terms that wasn’t to be the case. They accepted the offer and he had to go.

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No surprise whatsoever. 'Andy Carroll hands in transfer request' ffs. Horrible, slimey cunts. Some of fans still believe all that shit about Carroll as well.

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