NG32 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Id be tempted a launch a brick at him. A lot can be resolved by launching a brick at someone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Excellent stuff. To anyone who says he should be able to enjoy going out for a meal? Tell that to the workers he mistreats at SD and what he has single handedly done to this city. Fuck him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Away Day Gadgie Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 I enjoyed the bit where it said he went “bright red”. Nothing worse than being embarrassed in front of your friends/family/collegues ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Id be tempted a launch a brick at him. A lot can be resolved by launching a brick at someone. Not if it's a Lego brick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Id be tempted a launch a brick at him. A lot can be resolved by launching a brick at someone. Not if it's a Lego brick Maybe with a Black Widow Catapult. 80s style. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 the way that was written is borderline perfect tbh, wander over with a smile and offer a handshake then turn on the cunt when you get close whoever that was is a top bloke Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 The S**: ‘Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley launched into an expletive-filled tirade in a curry house and threatened to “knock out” a fan who goaded him. The billionaire retail boss, 54, initially shook hands with the Magpies supporter when he came over to introduce himself. But Ashley’s mood flipped when the fan called him a “parasite” and told him to “get out the club and the city” of Newcastle. A witness said Ashley blasted back: “I’ll knock you out you f…ing p…k. Get the f… out of here. “F… off before I knock you out.” The fan and his party were then asked to leave by the management at Paradise restaurant in Hampstead, North West London. The witness added: “Ashley thought the fan was coming to say hello, but then realised what was happening. “He went bright red, screwed his face up and turned the air blue with his ranting.” A spokesman for Ashley confirmed he was having a meal when approached by “an individual who became threatening, aggressive and offensive”.’ Good, it needs to be everywhere he goes. This is brilliant. The next best thing would have been lamping the fat cunt though. If ever i get the opportunity it would happen like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 The only thing i'd fear from being close to the fat man is being sucked into his super wide jeans and being trapped forever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 the way that was written is borderline perfect tbh, wander over with a smile and offer a handshake then turn on the cunt when you get close whoever that was is a top bloke I pray he called him a parasite whilst mid-handshake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odear Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Class that. I bet everyone here has practiced in their head what they’d say to him if they ever met him. Different in person though so fair played to the guy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 the way that was written is borderline perfect tbh, wander over with a smile and offer a handshake then turn on the cunt when you get close whoever that was is a top bloke I pray he called him a parasite whilst mid-handshake. The auld grip the hand and pull him in and whisper menacingly “parasite” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 The S**: ‘Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley launched into an expletive-filled tirade in a curry house and threatened to “knock out” a fan who goaded him. The billionaire retail boss, 54, initially shook hands with the Magpies supporter when he came over to introduce himself. But Ashley’s mood flipped when the fan called him a “parasite” and told him to “get out the club and the city” of Newcastle. A witness said Ashley blasted back: “I’ll knock you out you f…ing p…k. Get the f… out of here. “F… off before I knock you out.” The fan and his party were then asked to leave by the management at Paradise restaurant in Hampstead, North West London. The witness added: “Ashley thought the fan was coming to say hello, but then realised what was happening. “He went bright red, screwed his face up and turned the air blue with his ranting.” A spokesman for Ashley confirmed he was having a meal when approached by “an individual who became threatening, aggressive and offensive”.’ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Little Waster Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 the way that was written is borderline perfect tbh, wander over with a smile and offer a handshake then turn on the cunt when you get close whoever that was is a top bloke I pray he called him a parasite whilst mid-handshake. The auld grip the hand and pull him in and whisper menacingly “parasite” Whilst you crack an enormous disgusting fart Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 He’s pretty lucky he’s escaped assault for so long TBH, the amount of people who despise him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Is it the first time this has happened? Amazing if so. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 “I’ll knock you out” sure you will Mike you big fat cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Ha Ha, the same day our captain calls him a nice guy he almost assaults one of our fans. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Ha Ha, the same day our captain (who assaulted a team mate) calls him a nice guy he almost assaults one of our fans. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickthemagpie Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Should target the restaurant for throwing out the wrong person. And any other restaurant that lets the fat bastard in to gorge himself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 The S**: ‘Newcastle United owner Mike Ashley launched into an expletive-filled tirade in a curry house and threatened to “knock out” a fan who goaded him. The billionaire retail boss, 54, initially shook hands with the Magpies supporter when he came over to introduce himself. But Ashley’s mood flipped when the fan called him a “parasite” and told him to “get out the club and the city” of Newcastle. A witness said Ashley blasted back: “I’ll knock you out you f…ing p…k. Get the f… out of here. “F… off before I knock you out.” The fan and his party were then asked to leave by the management at Paradise restaurant in Hampstead, North West London. The witness added: “Ashley thought the fan was coming to say hello, but then realised what was happening. “He went bright red, screwed his face up and turned the air blue with his ranting.” A spokesman for Ashley confirmed he was having a meal when approached by “an individual who became threatening, aggressive and offensive”.’ I don't know how this hasn't happened every few months since he took over. But great job by the fan of having the bollocks to step up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh74 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 So is the only way to get rid of Ashley is to go down to the levels of where Sunderland are at in the league? If so should we be hoping for a win tomorrow or hoping the team continues the winless run. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 So is the only way to get rid of Ashley is to go down to the levels of where Sunderland are at in the league? If so should we be hoping for a win tomorrow or hoping the team continues the winless run. The truth is nobody knows, probably why the fans are so conflicted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 So is the only way to get rid of Ashley is to go down to the levels of where Sunderland are at in the league? If so should we be hoping for a win tomorrow or hoping the team continues the winless run. The truth is nobody knows, probably why the fans are so conflicted. i'm of the opinion he'll never let it go for less than he's put in, regardless, he'll trying to chase his losses back as long as it takes but yeah, obviously no one can know for sure Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 http://i65.tinypic.com/t9e3q1.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleBingo Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 I read an interesting thing on Facebook about the Puma shirt deal......possibly bollocks, anybody else read it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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