madras Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Part exchange him with Mitro. If he’s talking up a return to Anderlecht, he’ll be willing to talk to this lot. We'd be having to pay 50% of his wages minimum. We'll be hoping for a Turkish or German club taking a punt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Part exchange him with Mitro. If he’s talking up a return to Anderlecht, he’ll be willing to talk to this lot. We have no fucking idea. Gis this lad for xx and we'll loan you Mitro for nowt until the end of the season. Massive win for them, maybe Mitro scores loads and his value goes up. Instead we'll end up paying Mitro not to play. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Part exchange him with Mitro. If he’s talking up a return to Anderlecht, he’ll be willing to talk to this lot. We have no fucking idea. Gis this lad for xx and we'll loan you Mitro for nowt until the end of the season. Massive win for them, maybe Mitro scores loads and his value goes up. Instead we'll end up paying Mitro not to play. It just makes sense. So of course, it won't happen... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 It's normally 10:30 when the journos start putting stuff on Twitter isn't it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 I'm pretty sure he'd be a huge waste of resources and would fail, he just doesn't look to have any standout qualities to me, think he'd be similar to Joselu, but I still think we should pay whatever it takes just to give the place a lift. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh74 Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 There's a video of him in his Copenhagen days and he scores some absolute pingers. Seems like he wasn't centre forward there and played deeper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 I know, it makes no sense. I have no belief he'd do well, but I just daren't imagine the rest of the season with our current strikers. Hope I'm wrong, he does sign and is a success though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 There's a video of him in his Copenhagen days and he scores some absolute pingers. Seems like he wasn't centre forward there and played deeper. Go back to the days before videos when we'd listen to the game on the wireless or read about it in The Pink on the way back from the club on a Saturday night. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Sorry mate I've got 10 years on you, no idea what any of that sentence means. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh74 Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 I know, it makes no sense. I have no belief he'd do well, but I just daren't imagine the rest of the season with our current strikers. Hope I'm wrong, he does sign and is a success though. Aye, we really need a positive. Everything about the club at the minute is very depressing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 What we need now are 2 positives. One to cancel out the negative and one... just to have a positive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 What we need now are 2 positives. One to cancel out the negative and one... just to have a positive. In one's weakest moments... you can sometimes, find some strength... if you... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alberto2005 Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 We really need this cunt. If we don't sign a striker we're 50/50 in terms of going down imo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 What we need now are 2 positives. One to cancel out the negative and one... just to have a positive. More like Lee Charnley comes in with some brochures trying to convince Benitez to downsize his ideas of signing Jorgensen and convince him to use Mitrovic more. "I'll just talk over you...I'm not playing bloody Mitro, I'm not playing bloody Mitro. I'm not playing bloody Mitro". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 What we need now are 2 positives. One to cancel out the negative and one... just to have a positive. More like Luke Charnley comes in with some brochures trying to convince Benitez to downsize his ideas of signing Jorgensen and convince him to use Mitrovic more. "I'll just talk over you...I'm not playing bloody Mitro, I'm not playing bloody Mitro. I'm not playing bloody Mitro". lovely stuff Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted January 27, 2018 Share Posted January 27, 2018 Rafa: Oh, hello, Lee. Shall we grab a pew? Lee: Thanks for my dedication this morning, very nice. Rafa: You’re welcome. You realise it was nothing to do with Transfer Deadline Day? Lee: Oh, yes. Rafa: What have you got for me? Lee: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Rafa: The good news? Lee: Well Mike Ashley's said you can have another couple of players on loan if you say you might stay in the interview tomorrow. Rafa: Excellent, and the bad news? Lee: The accountants say that since Staveley's definitely not making a second offer for the club, you are going to have to sell a few of the highest earners. Otherwise they’re gonna go into administration on Friday. Rafa: Still, good news about a couple of loan deals. Lee: Now, Rafa, you are going to have to lower your expectations, we can't afford Jorgensen so you'll have to play a different striker. Rafa: Go on. Lee: I looked at his stats on that Whoscored website, and it's like having a new Mitro. He's, he's a lovely fella. Rafa: Lee, I’m not playing Mitro. Lee: But you do have to make substantial savings. Rafa: Lee, I’m not playing Mitro. Lee: But if you do, you can keep Shelvey and have a loan signing or two… Rafa: There’s no point finishing the sentence Lee because I’m not playing Mitro. Lee: But if you… Rafa: Lee, I’ll just speak over you. Go on, try and finish the sentence and see what I do. Go on! Rafa: I’m not playing Mitro, I’m not playing Mitro, I'm not playing Mitro. Lee: No, no he's different. He's not been sent off this season. Rafa: He lost his appeal against West Ham on video evidence, you fool! Lee: Well, Rafa, if you want to sign Jorgensen you’re going to have to sell two or three players. Rafa: Fine. Lee: Including Gayle. Rafa: Gayle… Lovely Gayle. He's my favourite… But fine, I’ll sell him. You smiled then, Lee. Lee: No I didn’t. Rafa: Yes, you did. I can read you like a book, and not a very good book... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Chibas Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 What's missing from Nut's scene is Justin Barnes hovering in the background, planting a hand on Penfold's shoulders and seizing it with a tight grip, ..... prior to tossing LC a bone (after the conclusion of the transfer summit with Penfold). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pons Alias Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 “Hello ya bastad!” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ankles Bennett Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 It s being drawn out by the club so we don't start demanding further signings. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 It s being drawn out by the club so we don't start demanding further signings. Who’s demanding them? People on the internet? Ashley won’t care. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Rafa: Oh, hello, Lee. Shall we grab a pew? Lee: Thanks for my dedication this morning, very nice. Rafa: You’re welcome. You realise it was nothing to do with Transfer Deadline Day? Lee: Oh, yes. Rafa: What have you got for me? Lee: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Rafa: The good news? Lee: Well Mike Ashley's said you can have another couple of players on loan if you say you might stay in the interview tomorrow. Rafa: Excellent, and the bad news? Lee: The accountants say that since Staveley's definitely not making a second offer for the club, you are going to have to sell a few of the highest earners. Otherwise they’re gonna go into administration on Friday. Rafa: Still, good news about a couple of loan deals. Lee: Now, Rafa, you are going to have to lower your expectations, we can't afford Jorgensen so you'll have to play a different striker. Rafa: Go on. Lee: I looked at his stats on that Whoscored website, and it's like having a new Mitro. He's, he's a lovely fella. Rafa: Lee, I’m not playing Mitro. Lee: But you do have to make substantial savings. Rafa: Lee, I’m not playing Mitro. Lee: But if you do, you can keep Shelvey and have a loan signing or two… Rafa: There’s no point finishing the sentence Lee because I’m not playing Mitro. Lee: But if you… Rafa: Lee, I’ll just speak over you. Go on, try and finish the sentence and see what I do. Go on! Rafa: I’m not playing Mitro, I’m not playing Mitro, I'm not playing Mitro. Lee: No, no he's different. He's not been sent off this season. Rafa: He lost his appeal against West Ham on video evidence, you fool! Lee: Well, Rafa, if you want to sign Jorgensen you’re going to have to sell two or three players. Rafa: Fine. Lee: Including Gayle. Rafa: Gayle… Lovely Gayle. He's my favourite… But fine, I’ll sell him. You smiled then, Lee. Lee: No I didn’t. Rafa: Yes, you did. I can read you like a book, and not a very good book... The effort Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Actually excellent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 “Newcastle United have been given until Monday to land Feyenoord’s Nicolai Jorgensen. The Magpies’ last bid for the Danish striker was £15million but Feyenoord are holding out for up to £20million for their 10-goal top scorer. Feyenoord want to keep their main marksman, but would cash in if their valuation is met.” Mirror blog. That’s Monday. As in Twenty-fucking-ninth of January. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted January 28, 2018 Share Posted January 28, 2018 Pretty sure Feyenoord play soon. Will find out if he's in the line-up - should be a big clue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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