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I really hope this gets wrapped up before we land at LAX airport at 13.05pm and head to our Beverley Hills holiday home.

 

Look at me, look at me. I’m going to Beverly Hills.

 

Pathetic.

 

Does it even out if I admit I'm holidaying in Birtley for a fortnight in three weeks time? Lake District's too fancy for me.

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Wonder if I can just disconnect the horn instead.

 

Look in the manual bro

 

Don't have one.

 

Well I do but it's for the American version. Which has a different fuse box layout. Still managed to find and remove the horn fuse but the alarm still sounds, even though operating the horn doesn't. So the alarm must have it's own fuse or it's shared with another.

 

Saying that I'm pretty sure manually locking the car (as in doing manual labour by putting the key in the lock) stops the alarm from arming.

 

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This predicament really has got me quite stressed....... Is it a factory fitted alarm or did you get it fitted at a later date

 

Factory fitted.

 

Common fault, apparently. Dodgy door sensors setting themselves off. So I either replace those sensors (which I aint) or pull the fuse for the alarm, which I've read is the horn one, but apparently not so on my car. 

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It's amazing how rumours suddenly become fact.  Years ago before Denis Bergkamp joined Arsenal I rang a mate at work, but he was in a meeting so i asked woman who took the call to tell him I reckoned the toon were going to sign Bergkamp.  Two days later there's a photo in the chronic showing nufc shirt in the back seat of a directors car with Bergkamps name on the shirt.

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It's amazing how rumours suddenly become fact.  Years ago before Denis Bergkamp joined Arsenal I rang a mate at work, but he was in a meeting so i asked woman who took the call to tell him I reckoned the toon were going to sign Bergkamp.  Two days later there's a photo in the chronic showing nufc shirt in the back seat of a directors car with Bergkamps name on the shirt.

 

Was Baggio.

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In fairness at that point in time we could compete for most players signatures. It’s crazy to think we could have had Zidane for a couple of million. Keegan had everything lined up but the chairman said he’d never heard of him..

 

I suppose this club has always had some sort of fuckwit at the helm. Imagine if these new lads actually have some business sense and vision.

 

Well actually they don’t need to, they just need to be smart enough to give Rafa everything he wants and let him at his job.

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I was there when Ozzie Ourdealers was there, man. I WOZ DERE WHEN I ASKED ME STEP-DA WHO KEVEN KEYGAN WOZ AND WHY HE WAS SO EXCITED MAN. I WAS DERE WHEN KEVIN KELLY SCORE A HATRIX ON THE TELLY AND THEN BECOME WWF LIVEWIRE HOST MAN!

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I think every club has a thousand stories of who they nearly signed, well apart from Sunderland.

 

Not true.  There are legends on Wearside about the time they nearly signed N'Zogbia.

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