mrmojorisin75 Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 want to see ashley getting doorstepped at his local curryhouse now, completely mortal and confirming he's just made £100m profit for being a cunt for 12 years Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 If it's not true, it must be one of the worst cases of media hysteria. Every fucker in the middle east are saying the opposite of what the English journalists are. Very strange. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Edgar Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Spoke to a few contacts in Abu Dhabi; they are as surprised as we are, they will get back to me with more concrete news http://www.ssconcretefloors.com/images/mag-cover.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate End Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 :bounce: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Relax, lads, barring a bit of paperwork the fat cunt is gone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
number9shirt Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 So the excitement of last night turns into the reality of today and all were left with is rumour a club in chaos and ashley as owner, where have I heard this before.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1132534/Newcastle-takeover-update-Mike-Ashley-Sheikh-Khaled-bin-Zayed-Jim-White-Rafa-Benitez Yet this f***er says it’s bollocks "I’ve spoken to some people in the City,” White said on talkSPORT on Monday. “And while they’re not saying ‘fake news’ what they’re essentially saying is ‘fake news’. “That’s what I’m hearing this morning.” Load of w*** article. Could well be fake news but that's not exactly an update is it. Sheikh news Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 This whole thing is just weird Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Relax, lads, barring a bit of paperwork the fat cunt is gone. Sorry Loki but unless you give us a source you are getting banned... in my mind at least. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate End Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Relax, lads, barring a bit of paperwork the fat cunt is gone. Me and Loki firmly in the takeover bath together Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Relax, lads, barring a bit of paperwork the fat cunt is gone. Sorry Loki but unless you give us a source you are getting banned... in my mind at least. So he's getting muted? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alijmitchell Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Please can the ITKs either establish some sort of credibility or fuck the fuck off? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Relax, lads, barring a bit of paperwork the fat cunt is gone. Sorry Loki but unless you give us a source you are getting banned... in my mind at least. So he's getting muted? Something like that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 WHAT IS FUCKING HAPPENING? AAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmonkey Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Also again suspect they may underestimate Ashley's capacity for bullshit, may have assumed he is as good as his word and will sell but haven't yet read all the small print about sports direct advertising having to stay up for 2000 years and whatnot One of the few potential benefits of being owned by racist, murderous, brutal, greedy lovely Middle Eastern "monarchs" is they'd probably want to turn NUFC into an advertisement for an airline or something and wouldn't blink at paying up whatever the penalty is for removing the SD advertisement. That or they'll have Ashley accidentally fall off a balcony whilst on holiday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 I swear this is on. People need to get behind the takeover belief train. That tunnel is just some shit Wile E Coyote painted on a wall. It no happen. Distraction from negotiations and fuck all transfers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitely Content Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1132534/Newcastle-takeover-update-Mike-Ashley-Sheikh-Khaled-bin-Zayed-Jim-White-Rafa-Benitez Yet this f***er says it’s bollocks "I’ve spoken to some people in the City,” White said on talkSPORT on Monday. “And while they’re not saying ‘fake news’ what they’re essentially saying is ‘fake news’. “That’s what I’m hearing this morning.” Load of w*** article. Could well be fake news but that's not exactly an update is it. Sheikh news Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate End Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Also again suspect they may underestimate Ashley's capacity for bullshit, may have assumed he is as good as his word and will sell but haven't yet read all the small print about sports direct advertising having to stay up for 2000 years and whatnot One of the few potential benefits of being owned by racist, murderous, brutal, greedy Middle Eastern "monarchs" is they'd probably want to turn NUFC into an advertisement for an airline or something and wouldn't blink at paying up whatever the penalty is for removing the SD advertisement. That or they'll have Ashley accidentally fall off a balcony whilst on holiday. That and winning the Premier League and Champions League Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Mido’s in a group chat with all his media pals screenshotting all the twitter hysteria and laughing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitely Content Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Newcastle Football Club? He's changed the name already? Sheikh out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Could this week be a bit of Sheikh, Rafa and Sol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Zaius Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Reckon that TV presenter is having us on at the behest of Mido like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 getting desperate now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
County Durham Mag Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Relax, lads, barring a bit of paperwork the fat c*** is gone. Me and Loki firmly in the takeover bath together you mad cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 If this happens and they pour money into the club, can you just imagine. Dream again. Don't do it, Kanji. Brank, it’s hard not to brother! Unreal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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