Relegationometer

[Revolution]

Even with Rafa I'd be surprised if this team even breaks 30 points.

[toon25]

Like the Mackems last year, this seems more than likely given the current predicament.

 

Before a ball was kicked, the fat cunt came out and totally undermined our manager and our aspirations, destroying any morale and momentum that had been built up after promotion. Let that sink in. He's undermining the club in the most public way, something he hadn't done since KK left.

 

 

 

 

[Shearergol]

Doon army.

[Hanshithispantz]

This will all be forgotten about within a month if we bring in some shite past it manager who looks like he can bore us to a 40 point finish. McClaren got a load of leeway despite nobody wanting him because 'he deserves a chance'. Before we know it 5 years will have gone by, we're being managed by Pardew MK2 and on the verge of relegation again.

 

We may as well get it over with now, stay down until he fucks off and then rebuild.

[xLiaaamx]

The likelihood is the guy coming in will have worked for us before, so the "Give him a chance" won't apply.

[xLiaaamx]

Pardew would probably get lucky humping it up to Mitrovic and Joselu tbh. He's probably do his usual start and keep us up. Exactly what Ashley would want.

[HawK]

Gonna be Mick McCarthy 

[Hanshithispantz]

Pardew was on a constant sinusoidal waveform of "he needs to go NOW" and "hahaha silly sackpardew where's your banners now". If he comes back and wins a couple of games this forum will be awash with tears after another win.

 

I'm not even taking the piss. If Pardew comes back he'll 100% be given time if he starts well.

[sempuki]

The likelihood is the guy coming in will have worked for us before, so the "Give him a chance" won't apply.

Charver would be up for it. That would be hilarious in a way if I cared anymore.

[TRon]

Pardew was on a constant sinusoidal waveform of "he needs to go NOW" and "hahaha silly sackpardew where's your banners now". If he comes back and wins a couple of games this forum will be awash with tears after another win.

 

I'm not even taking the piss. If Pardew comes back he'll 100% be given time if he starts well.

 

100% correct. It makes me sick to my stomach.

[Kanji]

10 if Rafa walks.

[HaydnNUFC]

10 if Rafa walks.

Same. 3 if he stays. Still almost refuse to believe Rafa Benitez will take a team down if given a full season.

[xLiaaamx]

Oh wait I'm stupid.

 

It'll clearly be Lee Clark's turn, he's been begging for a job here for years.

[sempuki]

Oh wait I'm stupid.

 

It'll clearly be Lee Clark's turn, he's been begging for a job here for years.

Doubt Ashley would pay Bury's release fee.

[SUPERTOON]

Needs bumping for later.

[Rich]

Why is there no 11 option?

[Si]

Why is there no 11 option?

Why don't you just make 10 more relegationy and make ten the top number.

[Twinport53]

Why is there no 11 option?

 

Can we not scale up the relegation severity. 10 is dropping into the conference league within 6 seasons.

[sempuki]

Cranking up a notch.

[Interpolic]

Why is there no 11 option?

Why don't you just make 10 more relegationy and make ten the top number.

[astraguy]

This could be posted every year till he goes

[Leazes_End_Mag]

10

[Sean]

Momentum, feel good factor and confidence are massive things for a football club and the squad especially.

 

 

Ours is all aiming us down.

[Guest firetotheworks]

With Rafa 5 or 6

Without Rafa 52,405

[sempuki]

We don't deserve to stay up tbh. Taking the piss once again.