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[NE27]

Remarking about theirs selling out in 12 minutes, and unlikely ours will.

 

But we are all gravy swilling fat fuckers in our toon tops though? Not them obviously, make it make sense.

 

[FloydianMag]

42 minutes ago, Dancing Brave said:

These sad mackem bastards now even have a thread about our 3rd kit 

 

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/mags-3rd-kit.1637616/

Thread has been removed🤣

[Dancing Brave]

5 minutes ago, FloydianMag said:

Thread has been removed🤣

I wonder why 

[danny]

13 minutes ago, FloydianMag said:

Thread has been removed🤣

No just moved to the nufc thread

[Dancing Brave]

15 minutes ago, danny said:

No just moved to the nufc thread

Is that in the hidden bit ? 

[danny]

8 minutes ago, Dancing Brave said:

Is that in the hidden bit ? 

Yea parsnip, outside of the nufc thread its shit

[danny]

13 minutes ago, Dancing Brave said:

Is that in the hidden bit ? 

The first page of the "hidden"

[Dancing Brave]

6 minutes ago, danny said:

The first page of the "hidden"

Bloody hell !  

 

 

[KennyUtd]

On holiday with wife and kids in the beautiful Portugal. And he posts this. I mean, while you're with your family on a holiday they probably paid a few quid for, he has to take time out to post about Barcodes and insist his kids assault other kids whilst playing football. What the actual fuck has to be wrong with your head to be this fuckin thick.

Every single day there's at least 1 new thread about Mags, skunks, barcodes. The list is endless. I detest every single one of them. The sooner they fold the better.

And now I feel better.😃

[Kilcline]

16 minutes ago, KennyUtd said:

On holiday with wife and kids in the beautiful Portugal. And he posts this. I mean, while you're with your family on a holiday they probably paid a few quid for, he has to take time out to post about Barcodes and insist his kids assault other kids whilst playing football. What the actual fuck has to be wrong with your head to be this fuckin thick.

Every single day there's at least 1 new thread about Mags, skunks, barcodes. The list is endless. I detest every single one of them. The sooner they fold the better.

And now I feel better.😃

But was he using the FTM towel anyway or did he take it especially/just in case and now it's only out because he's allegedly seen some of us? 

[Scoot]

1 hour ago, danny said:

The first page of the "hidden"

 

12 miles, that's all. 12 miles...

[Monters]

36 minutes ago, KennyUtd said:

On holiday with wife and kids in the beautiful Portugal. And he posts this. I mean, while you're with your family on a holiday they probably paid a few quid for, he has to take time out to post about Barcodes and insist his kids assault other kids whilst playing football. What the actual fuck has to be wrong with your head to be this fuckin thick.

Every single day there's at least 1 new thread about Mags, skunks, barcodes. The list is endless. I detest every single one of them. The sooner they fold the better.

And now I feel better.😃

Apologies if it has been asked before but what is it with the positions under their username? I mean MackemBob Striker WTF???

Asking generally, not expecting you to know the inner workings of that shit heap!

[KennyUtd]

39 minutes ago, Monters said:

Apologies if it has been asked before but what is it with the positions under their username? I mean MackemBob Striker WTF???

Asking generally, not expecting you to know the inner workings of that shit heap!

No idea mate. It's as weird as that site is generally. 

[KennyUtd]

1 hour ago, Kilcline said:

But was he using the FTM towel anyway or did he take it especially/just in case and now it's only out because he's allegedly seen some of us? 

It'll be the family beach towel I'd imagine. I don't think I could help but shake my head seeing that but that's exactly what he'd want. Pathetic man.

[Stifler]

2 hours ago, KennyUtd said:

On holiday with wife and kids in the beautiful Portugal. And he posts this. I mean, while you're with your family on a holiday they probably paid a few quid for, he has to take time out to post about Barcodes and insist his kids assault other kids whilst playing football. What the actual fuck has to be wrong with your head to be this fuckin thick.

Every single day there's at least 1 new thread about Mags, skunks, barcodes. The list is endless. I detest every single one of them. The sooner they fold the better.

And now I feel better.😃

Aye, last week one on Twatter was saying that if the guy who was wearing one of our tops at Seaburn wasn’t with his children, then he would have knocked him out.

 

Also, so their shirt sold out straight away, and ours hasn’t so that’s laughable, yet they keep seeing everyone in the Sunderland suburbs, and all the over to the Algarve wearing one of our shirts. Do you not think that suggest the largest football kit manufacturer in the world maybe made a fuck load more of our tops than your 4th rate manufacturer made for them?

 

Honestly, most mackems you come across in real life are decent people, but the ones on RTG, and online are just full on spanners.

 

 

Edited July 30 by Stifler

[bobbydazzla]

Seen a kid at Kings Cross earlier, must have been about 6 year old. Was in full Sad Makem Bastard kit. Shorts and shirt. The new minging Hummel ones.

 

Asked the little SMB why he was getting on an LNER train to NEWCASTLE not the Grand Central to SUNDERLAND.

 

Before the little cunt could answer I’d banged him out. Massive cheers from every Geordie watching out the window of the rattler as he lay spangled on the platform.

 

I bent down and whispered into his lughole “who’s the North East Top Dog now kidda ?”

 

Jumped on the rattler to ear bursting applause, feeling like Rocky Balboa and got bought cans of Stella all the way back to the toon. A lass even let me have her Greggs steak bake. The train guard came up to me at Grantham and said there was a spare seat in 1st class so I was getting upgraded for the rest of the journey. 
 

Kings Cross and the East Coast main line are officially black n white. 

 

 

Edited July 30 by bobbydazzla

[Disco]

1 hour ago, Monters said:

Apologies if it has been asked before but what is it with the positions under their username? I mean MackemBob Striker WTF???

Asking generally, not expecting you to know the inner workings of that shit heap!

Related to the number of posts/mags you’ve sparked out I believe 

[Ben]

I saw a Black guy walking through Chester Rd in Sunderland this morning with the new Black and White Juventus shirt on, he never got slapped once 

[KennyUtd]

39 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

Seen a kid at Kings Cross earlier, must have been about 6 year old. Was in full Sad Makem Bastard kit. Shorts and shirt. The new minging Hummel ones.

 

Asked the little SMB why he was getting on an LNER train to NEWCASTLE not the Grand Central to SUNDERLAND.

 

Before the little cunt could answer I’d banged him out. Massive cheers from every Geordie watching out the window of the rattler as he lay spangled on the platform.

 

I bent down and whispered into his lughole “who’s the North East Top Dog now kidda ?”

 

Jumped on the rattler to ear bursting applause, feeling like Rocky Balboa and got bought cans of Stella all the way back to the toon. A lass even let me have her Greggs steak bake. The train guard came up to me at Grantham and said there was a spare seat in 1st class so I was getting upgraded for the rest of the journey. 
 

Kings Cross and the East Coast main line are officially black n white. 

 

 

 

😆  Hahahahaha

[Groundhog63]

Someone post this ower there

 

 

 

[Scoot]

16 minutes ago, Groundhog63 said:

Someone post this ower there

 

 

 

 

I was watching this on BBC before and the first thing I thought of when i saw it was RTG and the outrage this would cause. 

[Andy84]

I’m sure these are the absolute worst offenders for wearing football tops when flying out of Ponteland international.  Not that it’s an issue but they have a really complex about seeing Newcastle tops 

[Dancing Brave]

1 hour ago, Monters said:

Apologies if it has been asked before but what is it with the positions under their username? I mean MackemBob Striker WTF???

Asking generally, not expecting you to know the inner workings of that shit heap!

 

Goalkeeper = hates Mags only mentions our owners once per week, the faux outrage only comes out when we lose.  Often gets called a Mag.

 

Full Back = hates Mags mentions our owners every other day, the faux outrage comes out when we lose but especially when we win, then turns into full on fewm when another member (probably a "Goalkeeper") mentions we played ok.  Likes every post from a Midfield, Winger and Striker.  Watches every Newcastle United match on the telly and never admits it.

 

Midfield= Hates Mags, has FTM in his user name calls everyone mara on-line but not in real life. The faux outrage is always there often gets countries and actually facts mixed up. Starts anti Newcastle threads to help him achieve "Winger or "Striker" status. Every player Newcastle are linked with is shite, every player we have is also shite, comments on the many NUFC match threads that we are the luckiest team ever when we win.

 

Winger= Hates Mags, has FTM in his user name and his signature, hates everything to do with Newcastle, from the Tyne Bridge to Look North, calls our owners murderers in most posts.  Calls everyone mara insists he does in real life as well, but doesn't really.   Often windmills into Mags at Newcastle airport but only calls it Ponteland airport. He has 3 tattoos all of them are anti Newcastle United. Starts off threads about a "Mag at work" at least once a week, makes up something that hasn't happened, then gets really annoyed about it. Offers a "Goalkeeper" or Mag  out regular. "Bally" is his hero, hates Shearer and has worked at his house and called him a Mag wanker to his face. Has never had gravy on his Sunday dinner ever.

 

Striker= the supreme Mag hater ends every post with FTM, mentions human rights just about every post his hatred always turns racist, slags off Amanda Staveley's looks every day on lots of threads.  Loves to get a "like" off a Winger.   Has seen dozens of Sunderland players who were better than Bruno, who is shit.  Calls the metro the Wear and Tyne metro,  has been chinning Mags weekly since the late 70s he was at the battle of pink lane and North shields ferry landing where he chinned all the Mags to help the MLFs win the fights.   He is called a mackem legend in every football hooligan thread on rtg and personally knows every "top boy" from all the other clubs.   Comments on the regular "Mag at work" threads that he would have chinned the Mags if he was there, Winger, Midfield and Full Back members believe him, Goalkeeper members leave the thread.   He has never been to Newcastle city center on a night out ever...apart from the nights after a Sunderland win, where he also chinned many Mags.    He once threw his Sunday dinner at the wall because his now ex wife put gravy on it. He is a proper hard as nails MLF and all his stories are 100% not made up. Northumbria Police ( who are all Mags btw)  are terrified of him. Has never had Sugar Puffs in his life. 

[Rod]

7 minutes ago, Dancing Brave said:

 

Goalkeeper = hates Mags only mentions our owners once per week, the faux outrage only comes out when we lose.  Often gets called a Mag.

 

Full Back = hates Mags mentions our owners every other day, the faux outrage comes out when we lose but especially when we win, then turns into full on fewm when another member (probably a "Goalkeeper") mentions we played ok.  Likes every post from a Midfield, Winger and Striker.  Watches every Newcastle United match on the telly and never admits it.

 

Midfield= Hates Mags, has FTM in his user name calls everyone mara on-line but not in real life. The faux outrage is always there often gets countries and actually facts mixed up. Starts anti Newcastle threads to help him achieve "Winger or "Striker" status. Every player Newcastle are linked with is shite, every player we have is also shite, comments on the many NUFC match threads that we are the luckiest team ever when we win.

 

Winger= Hates Mags, has FTM in his user name and his signature, hates everything to do with Newcastle, from the Tyne Bridge to Look North, calls our owners murderers in most posts.  Calls everyone mara insists he does in real life as well, but doesn't really.   Often windmills into Mags at Newcastle airport but only calls it Ponteland airport. He has 3 tattoos all of them are anti Newcastle United. Starts off threads about a "Mag at work" at least once a week, makes up something that hasn't happened, then gets really annoyed about it. Offers a "Goalkeeper" or Mag  out regular. "Bally" is his hero, hates Shearer and has worked at his house and called him a Mag wanker to his face. Has never had gravy on his Sunday dinner ever.

 

Striker= the supreme Mag hater ends every post with FTM, mentions human rights just about every post his hatred always turns racist, slags off Amanda Staveley's looks every day on lots of threads.  Loves to get a "like" off a Winger.   Has seen dozens of Sunderland players who were better than Bruno, who is shit.  Calls the metro the Wear and Tyne metro,  has been chinning Mags weekly since the late 70s he was at the battle of pink lane and North shields ferry landing where he chinned all the Mags to help the MLFs win the fights.   He is called a mackem legend in every football hooligan thread on rtg and personally knows every "top boy" from all the other clubs.   Comments on the regular "Mag at work" threads that he would have chinned the Mags if he was there, Winger, Midfield and Full Back members believe him, Goalkeeper members leave the thread.   He has never been to Newcastle city center on a night out ever...apart from the nights after a Sunderland win, where he also chinned many Mags.    He once threw his Sunday dinner at the wall because his now ex wife put gravy on it. He is a proper hard as nails MLF and all his stories are 100% not made up. Northumbria Police ( who are all Mags btw)  are terrified of him. Has never had Sugar Puffs in his life. 

That's brilliant!

[Wolfcastle]

1 hour ago, bobbydazzla said:

Seen a kid at Kings Cross earlier, must have been about 6 year old. Was in full Sad Makem Bastard kit. Shorts and shirt. The new minging Hummel ones.

 

Asked the little SMB why he was getting on an LNER train to NEWCASTLE not the Grand Central to SUNDERLAND.

 

Before the little cunt could answer I’d banged him out. Massive cheers from every Geordie watching out the window of the rattler as he lay spangled on the platform.

 

I bent down and whispered into his lughole “who’s the North East Top Dog now kidda ?”

 

Jumped on the rattler to ear bursting applause, feeling like Rocky Balboa and got bought cans of Stella all the way back to the toon. A lass even let me have her Greggs steak bake. The train guard came up to me at Grantham and said there was a spare seat in 1st class so I was getting upgraded for the rest of the journey. 
 

Kings Cross and the East Coast main line are officially black n white. 

 

 

 

That's it. Reminds of the Viz celebrity cunt series where somebody supposedly has a run in with a celebrity and cuts a witty jibe on them or otherwise intimidates them but always the celebrity is the cunt in the circumstance and the narrator a hard as nails stand up guy. Just those were made up for a laugh and the mackem ones are made up for masterbatory and pain soothing material.