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We've infiltrated every facet of their lives.  Ticket offices, club stores, policing and stewarding, away fans and now furnishing the foyers.

But especially their brains.

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  On 23/02/2025 at 19:41, Jonas said:

We've infiltrated every facet of their lives.  Ticket offices, club stores, policing and stewarding, away fans and now furnishing the foyers.

But especially their brains.

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First glance I thought that said bairns and I wasnโ€™t sure I approved 

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  On 23/02/2025 at 19:41, Jonas said:

We've infiltrated every facet of their lives.  Ticket offices, club stores, policing and stewarding, away fans and now furnishing the foyers.

But especially their brains.

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We've also invaded all "their" towns, counties and suburbs, and turned all their Massive lads fans in these areas into gravy stained mags. This happened mostly in 1992.

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  On 23/02/2025 at 21:57, Wolfcastle said:

The Premier League is objectively appraised as being shit quality again over there. Three promoted teams from their division relegated bar the formalities in February shit.

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All three promoted teams lost at home conceding 4 goals each this weekend. Sobering for any promotion chasers.

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  On 23/02/2025 at 22:08, JLC said:

All three promoted teams lost at home conceding 4 goals each this weekend. Sobering for any promotion chasers.

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Sobering indeed.

Why does Sunderland have such high alcohol deaths?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyjv38q978o

Could their shite team have anything to do with it?

 

 

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  On 23/02/2025 at 19:41, Jonas said:

We've infiltrated every facet of their lives.  Ticket offices, club stores, policing and stewarding, away fans and now furnishing the foyers.

But especially their brains.

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We also control the North Sea like some kind of football Poseidon. Many Mackems now rest in Maggy Jonesโ€™ locker. 

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  On 24/02/2025 at 09:49, DubblyDubblyDubbly said:

Sobering indeed.

Why does Sunderland have such high alcohol deaths?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyjv38q978o

Could their shite team have anything to do with it?

 

 

 

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As a serious point though, I sometimes think of that Makem YewTewber and his trips round to his pal Wency's before they go to the match

 

They're middle to old age blokes sat in a garden shed downing ale and necking Sambewca shots in the mid to late morning, just to go and watch a game of football

 

Am sure there's people doing similar amongst our support. And as that article points out, alcohol deaths are a massive problem for the North East region, not just Sunderland

 

For me those Makems on YewTewb definitely emphasised the potentially dangerous relationship between watching football and alcohol / alcoholism

 

 

 

 

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  On 24/02/2025 at 12:05, bobbydazzla said:

 

As a serious point though, I sometimes think of that Makem YewTewber and his trips round to his pal Wency's before they go to the match

 

They're middle to old age blokes sat in a garden shed downing ale and necking Sambewca shots in the mid to late morning, just to go and watch a game of football

 

Am sure there's people doing similar amongst our support. And as that article points out, alcohol deaths are a massive problem for the North East region, not just Sunderland

 

For me those Makems on YewTewb definitely emphasised the potentially dangerous relationship between watching football and alcohol / alcoholism

 

 

 

 

 

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We all tussle with the black dog
Some out loud and some in silence
Everybody around here just drinks
That's our culture

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Just had a quick nosy on RTG and the thread about sharing their shithole ground is STILL going. Started on the 6th of Jan and currently has over 1200 comments. Comforting themselves with the possibility/dream we'll be sold. No work on training ground seems to point to a loss of interest from PIF.  And we're the delusional ones. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…

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  On 24/02/2025 at 14:53, KennyUtd said:

Just had a quick nosy on RTG and the thread about sharing their shithole ground is STILL going. Started on the 6th of Jan and currently has over 1200 comments. Comforting themselves with the possibility/dream we'll be sold. No work on training ground seems to point to a loss of interest from PIF.  And we're the delusional ones. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…

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In constant denial or should I say fear. Obviously ignoring that our Chairman is currently (or was) over here to progress the stadium/training ground plans 

 

 

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  On 24/02/2025 at 12:11, enthusiast said:

that report seems a bleak to thing to milk a chuckle out of, not least if you actually read the thing:

 

 

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This line isn't great, either:

 

the city's high rates of deprivation played a key role

 

Call me a humourless old fucker, but I can't bring myself to laugh at poverty-driven deaths from alcohol.  It is fucking awful and its not exactly as if Newcastle is a utopia of full employment with all earning more than a living wage.  The NE is desperately poor in relation to most of the UK, the result of neglect and the (sometimes deliberate) destruction of local industry.  All are in the same bucket.

 

More than happy to laugh at their football team and their delusions of grandeur, mind.

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  On 24/02/2025 at 22:02, Dancing Brave said:
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Mind, I do agree with one of the posters talking about Sheff Utd being a potentially more winnable game for them than Burnley.  I reckon Burnley would be a nightmare to face in a playoff - theyโ€™re really tough to beat (at that level) and are good at the back. 

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  On 25/02/2025 at 13:28, sleazy said:

oddly most neutrals loved it:

 

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They'd become at least the 31st club from England to have played more games in Europe than Sunderland if that happened.

Would love to know what the equivalent of that is in other countries for perspective....and frankly a laugh

 

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  On 24/02/2025 at 22:10, TheBrownBottle said:

Mind, I do agree with one of the posters talking about Sheff Utd being a potentially more winnable game for them than Burnley.  I reckon Burnley would be a nightmare to face in a playoff - theyโ€™re really tough to beat (at that level) and are good at the back. 

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Only 9 goals conceded all season in 34 games probably makes them better than just good, to be fair!

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  On 25/02/2025 at 15:32, Jonas said:

They'd become at least the 31st club from England to have played more games in Europe than Sunderland if that happened.

Would love to know what the equivalent of that is in other countries for perspective....and frankly a laugh

 

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Spain have had 9 clubs play in Europe (I think), Italy not many more. England must be streets ahead in number of European representatives.

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  On 25/02/2025 at 16:04, Disco said:

 

Spain have had 9 clubs play in Europe (I think), Italy not many more. England must be streets ahead in number of European representatives.

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Scotland can't be far off that ffs ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

 

Celtic

Rangers

Motherwell

Aberdeen

Dundee U

Hibs

Hearts

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  On 25/02/2025 at 16:04, Disco said:

 

Spain have had 9 clubs play in Europe (I think), Italy not many more. England must be streets ahead in number of European representatives.

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That canโ€™t be right on Spain, surely? In the CL, rather than just Europe maybe?

 

Off the top of my head Iโ€™d go:

Barca

Real 

Atleti

Bilbao

Villareal

Betis

Sociedad

Mallorca

Valencia

Deportivo

Celta Vigo 

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