nemtizz Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 His dog not mauled this cunt to death yet? Disappointing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 4 minutes ago, CallumG6 said: Won’t hear a bad word said about a sit down piss, come on now! Even in public?!?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CallumG6 Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 7 minutes ago, Moose said: Even in public?!?! Only on Thursdays. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alreetworked Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 6 hours ago, Ben said: Would anyone have him back ? Up until the moment he made that Instagram post I accepted it was part of modern day football, but after he went public i'd say he's well clear of Owen and every other mercenary and Judas we've had. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 4 hours ago, Moose said: There's nothing I'd love more than to have a fit and firing Isak back with us but he crossed the Rubicon when he went on strike. He disrespected the fans, his teammates, manager and the whole club, there's no coming back from that. It's the fact that he had multiple opportunities to come back into the frame, but refused every single one that does it. Plenty of players has tried to use a bit of player power to get a move, but very few has done it as bad as he did it in the summer. He had it so fucking good here as well the daft fucker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 1 minute ago, Nobody said: It's the fact that he had multiple opportunities to come back into the frame, but refused every single one that does it. Plenty of players has tried to use a bit of player power to get a move, but very few has done it as bad as he did it in the summer. He had it so fucking good here as well the daft fucker. I wonder if any part of him is looking back and regretting his decision, wages aside. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fountain Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 3 hours ago, Moose said: He sits down when he pisses Much easier to use your phone when you're sitting down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fountain Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 1 hour ago, Mattoon said: I wonder if any part of him is looking back and regretting his decision, wages aside. He must do, he's had a shite year. It would be karma is the league cup win was his only trophy in his career. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 4 minutes ago, The Fountain said: He must do, he's had a shite year. It would be karma is the league cup win was his only trophy in his career. He won the copa del rey with Sociedad Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fountain Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 1 minute ago, Nobody said: He won the copa del rey with Sociedad Ah right, hopefully last years league cup win will be his last. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 3 minutes ago, The Fountain said: Ah right, hopefully last years league cup win will be his last. I might be able to reconsile him winning the league back at AIK in 8 years time. It will be a struggle to get behind him if he returns mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 This reply made me laugh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 7 hours ago, BlueStar said: This reply made me laugh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 13 hours ago, Mattoon said: I wonder if any part of him is looking back and regretting his decision, wages aside. Personally, I don't think so. The way he went on, I am left with the overriding feeling that he absolutely hates Newcastle United and everyone connected to it (fans included). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menace Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 Guy pissed up his legacy here and even his career just to get what he wants, somehow I don't think he gives two fucks or has even given it a second thought. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paullow Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 (edited) Cant understand why anyone would choose to stand up to piss when it's one of those sit down ones. Our new office at work now has like 6 boxed cubicle types and it boils my piss, no pun intended, ha, when you see someone standing up with the door wide open, as if it was a urinal, and low and behold, piss all over the floor and seat when you next go in. Comfier, can have a scroll, no chance that piss gets on floor or seat, can't understand why anyone would choose to stand, other than some perceived macho image. If it's a bit down toilet, sit down FFS Edited April 16 by Paullow Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 4 minutes ago, Paullow said: Cant understand why anyone would choose to stand up to piss when it's one of those sit down ones. Our new office at work now has like 6 boxed cubicle types and it boils my piss, no pun intended, ha, when you see someone standing up with the door wide open, as if it was a urinal, and low and behold, piss all over the floor and seat when you next go in. Comfier, can have a scroll, no chance that piss gets on floor or seat, can't understand why anyone would choose to stand, other than some perceived macho image. If it's a bit down toilet, sit down FFS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 (edited) Got to admit like, after a few years of getting told off by your lass for drips you didn't notice...it's a lot easier to just save your future self the hassle and sit down. Edited April 16 by Kid Icarus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
danswan Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 Utter woke nonsense. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 FWIW I make up for it in public by standing at the urinal with my trousers and my boxers all the way down to my ankles Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyUtd Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 Lazy bastards to a man. Stand up and piss like thousands of years of human development has taught us to do. Bunch of fannies. 😉 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KennyUtd Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 16 hours ago, Mattoon said: Even his dog has fucked off and left him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 (edited) 2 minutes ago, KennyUtd said: Lazy bastards to a man. Stand up and piss like thousands of years of human development has taught us to do. Bunch of fannies. 😉 Actually takes longer and more effort to piss standing up then wipe the drips, spray the floor, and wipe that Edited April 16 by Kid Icarus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 5 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said: FWIW I make up for it in public by standing at the urinal with my trousers and my boxers all the way down to my ankles I always piss in the cubicle if I have the choice. Urinals are a nightmare for splashback. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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