Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[bobbydazzla]

Lads oh lads oh lads

 

Hate to break this to you 

 

As it may make you very sad and angry

 

But

 

LIVERPOOL ARE EXEMPT FROM PSR

 

 

 

 

Edited August 1, 2025 by bobbydazzla

[Colos Short and Curlies]

If Liverpool sell Nunez to Saudi then bid higher for Isak we (then fans) should slap a complaint in to the PL that the Nunez deal is obviously not at market value and is a defacto APT that should be reduced to £5m

[Fak]

1 minute ago, Kooiman said:

After weeks of hearing Liverpool praised as transfer grandmasters and shrewd operators, it’s both hilarious and slightly infuriating that their big move amounts to an offer we'd never contemplate accepting. 

 

I hope if anything this has shown Isak exactly what he's up against. If Liverpool were half as serious as the press briefings they've shoved up Fabrizio Romano suggest, they'd have started at an offer at least approaching our valuation. Instead they've tried to say with a straight face that Isak is worth less than Florian Wirtz and Philippe Coutinho. 

 

Ridiculous football club. 

 

 

 

I don't think this transfer is over. I think Liverpool are playing the long game. First bid rejected (which they knew it would be), and now the ball is in Isaks court to kick up more fuss to bring our valuation down. 

 

Imo. Which means nowt. 

[Ankles Bennett]

52 minutes ago, Bunk Moreland said:

Aye, and if they try that with Isak next summer good luck to them cos they'll have much stiffer competition from bigger clubs

Love to see Yasir tell FSG to back off or they might find PIF blocking their financial streams or something along those lives!!!

[OoOGazOoO]

37 minutes ago, Sandrotastico said:

Remember when it used to be fun, close season. Pick up the Sun on holiday for 2 quid, lay at the beach reading about some random striker from Denmark who had signed.

Thoroughly exhausting all this shite, and I'm not even on X. Fuck Liverpool, fuck Isak, fuck them all.

 

I'm glad we're holding firm, hopefully this kicks some life into our owners and we start to fight the bastards back at their own game.

 

 

 

Halycon days those pal, took me back did your post. Being a young lad on holiday with my parents and sister, nagging dad to give me the sports section of the paper so I could read the latest transfer gossip! Good times.

[Famous Nick]

next week:

 

[oldtype]

1 minute ago, OoOGazOoO said:

 

Halycon days those pal, took me back did your post. Being a young lad on holiday with my parents and sister, nagging dad to give me the sports section of the paper so I could read the latest transfer gossip! Good times.

 

Ability to access news 24/7 with 90% of it being completely worthless white noise has objectively made life worse. You're not even getting that much more information than you did in the newspaper days, you just have to invest extra effort into sorting out the actual news from the nonsense.

[Colos Short and Curlies]

[OoOGazOoO]

1 minute ago, oldtype said:

 

Ability to access news 24/7 with 90% of it being completely worthless white noise has objectively made life worse. You're not even getting that much more information than you did in the newspaper days, you just have to invest extra effort into sorting out the actual news from the nonsense.

 

Don't disagree with you mate. The element of excitement when you read something for the first time or there was major football news, was class as a kid.

[toon25]

Can we stop talking about fucking Nunez, like 

 

He's fucking shite

[Whitley mag]

Rushing to get the Chronicle after finishing work and reading day old newspapers whilst on holiday abroad. These were the good old days of summer transfer speculation.

 

[Collage]

7 minutes ago, Famous Nick said:

next week:

 

we'll go back to Castore?

[toon25]

[Decky]

Genuine question. Should there be protests of some sort if PIF buy Nunes then sell Isak to Liverpool? 

 

 

Edited August 1, 2025 by Decky

[Jesse Pinkman]

Case of who blinks first now.

[Lusikka]

There’s nothing for Liverpool to lose here. Either they get the player, or/and they manage to completely unsettle Newcastle and Isak. Isak becomes a “prisoner” — that’s the narrative being pushed. Newcastle’s “project” grinds to a halt. No one wants to join, and eventually everyone wants to leave.

 

Liverpool are playing a long term game here aimed at derailing Newcastle — a club that, if the pieces fall into place, could become a direct and even stronger competitor.

 

 

Edited August 1, 2025 by Lusikka

[Thomson Mouse]

1 minute ago, Jesse Pinkman said:

Case of who blinks first now.

 

No it’s not. He’s going nowhere unless we get replacements.

[Thomson Mouse]

Just now, Lusikka said:

There’s nothing for Liverpool to lose here. Either they get the player, or they manage to completely unsettle Newcastle and Isak. Isak becomes a “prisoner” — that’s the narrative being pushed. Newcastle’s “project” grinds to a halt. No one wants to join, and eventually everyone wants to leave.

 

Liverpool are playing a long term game here aimed at derailing Newcastle — a club that, if the pieces fall into place, could become a direct and even stronger competitor.

 

Fuck me, thats very dramatic  

[Fak]

5 minutes ago, Jesse Pinkman said:

Case of who blinks first now.

 

Not sure if anyone else has noticed but Isak has a really weird blink. Gordon does too. 

 

 

Edited August 1, 2025 by Fak

[Vinny Green Balls]

21 minutes ago, oldtype said:

 

Ability to access news 24/7 with 90% of it being completely worthless white noise has objectively made life worse. You're not even getting that much more information than you did in the newspaper days, you just have to invest extra effort into sorting out the actual news from the nonsense.

There was still plenty of nonsense in those halcyon days. Look at much of the milquetoast reporting in Vietnam until 1967-68. But the nonsense and toxicity is greater on so many orders of magnitude in this era.

 

 

Edited August 1, 2025 by Vinny Green Balls

[oldtype]

4 minutes ago, Lusikka said:

There’s nothing for Liverpool to lose here. Either they get the player, or/and they manage to completely unsettle Newcastle and Isak. Isak becomes a “prisoner” — that’s the narrative being pushed. Newcastle’s “project” grinds to a halt. No one wants to join, and eventually everyone wants to leave.

 

Liverpool are playing a long term game here aimed at derailing Newcastle — a club that, if the pieces fall into place, could become a direct and even stronger competitor.

 

 

 

 

We can't meet the asking price on a player: stupid lowballing club with absentee owners. We're doomed forever.

 

Liverpool can't meet the asking price on a player: MASTER PLAN. We're doomed forever.

 

 

Edited August 1, 2025 by oldtype

[Whitley mag]

Can’t help but feel the fans are partially to blame for this. Best striker in Europe and all we could muster was ‘who put the ball in the mackems net’.

 

Be even more painful when the scousers are serenading him with some witty original tune.

 

Think this will feel like when Cantona left Leeds for the Mancs, very painful.

 

On the positive front  ‘who put the ball in the mackems net super Olly Watkins’ will be easy to manage for the masses after December.

[gbandit]

Wat?

[gdm]

How many has Watkins scored across two seasons ?

[mondonewc]

3 minutes ago, Whitley mag said:

Can’t help but feel the fans are partially to blame for this. Best striker in Europe and all we could muster was ‘who put the ball in the mackems net’.

 

Be even more painful when the scousers are serenading him with some witty original tune.

 

Think this will feel like when Cantona left Leeds for the Mancs, very painful.

 

On the positive front  ‘who put the ball in the mackems net super Olly Watkins’ will be easy to manage for the masses after December.

How do you think Jacob Murphy feels?