Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Moose]

1 hour ago, gdm said:

Quite the change in tone from this character. Not that I think he knows anything 

 

 

 

 

This nonce is perhaps the most pathetic bum of all the twitter gimps.

 

I feel my virginity growing back whenever I read one of his tweets

 

 

Edited August 14, 2025 by Moose

[Jesse Pinkman]

We can’t go into a CL season with just Wissa up top. We need two high quality strikers or no dice. 

[oldtype]

1 hour ago, Mike said:

 

It was all right there and he couldn't see it.

 

Not that this would actually happen, but a repeat of the Jose Enrique situation would be absolutely delightful.

 

He forced a move there saying that he needed to go to a Top 5 team. We finished fifth that season. They finished eighth.

[Emotic]

My humourous prediction is that Isak's next play will be to Peter Odemwingie us.

Show up in his G Wagen at Anfield on transfer deadline day, despite us having no bid received.

[Elric]

Flangetoft

 

 

Edited August 15, 2025 by Elric

[Norseman]

1 hour ago, Moose said:

 

This nonce is perhaps the most pathetic bum of all the twitter gimps.

 

I feel my virginity growing back whenever I read one of his tweets

 

 

 

As a Norwegian, I cringe every time he opens his mouth or tweets… the guy is an absolute clown

[cubaricho]

15 hours ago, stabmasterareson said:

You know him? He's one of the best 

I’m pretty tight in the Denver comedy community and he just moved back so he’s been around a bunch of shows and hanging with us all. Super funny dude even in person. Just effortlessly so fucking funny. 

[Sibierski]

4 hours ago, Emotic said:

My humourous prediction is that Isak's next play will be to Peter Odemwingie us.

Show up in his G Wagen at Anfield on transfer deadline day, despite us having no bid received.

Isak to be at Anfield tonight to watch with his agent would be pure banter  

[Toonpack]

10 hours ago, SUPERTOON said:

Hope is reporting it, I know people love to slate him, but he has been absolutely bang on this summer with anything to do us.

 

So, someone told him recently about it ? (I wonder who's agenda that serves) I say recently because if it had really happened and he knew about it at the time he'd have been trumpeting it in articles for weeks on end.

 

 

Edited August 15, 2025 by Toonpack

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

8 hours ago, duo said:

Maybe I am being deluded but not one part of me thinks he is going to Liverpool now.  We would be mad to sell him when we have no replacement, and no chance of finding one this late in the window.  So I am surprised all the pundits seem to think come 1st September he'll be at Liverpool.

 

 

Jill Scott "He could go to Sunderland" what's the point man honestly 

[wyn davies]

I'm expecting him to wait at a service station in readiness for the call that never came.

[Andy]

15 minutes ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

Jill Scott "He could go to Sunderland" what's the point man honestly 

 

Whenever I see clips from that podcast, they just brush over every single thing she says

[Groundhog63]

38 minutes ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

Jill Scott "He could go to Sunderland" what's the point man honestly 

Is she not allowed to crack a joke 😂

[TheBrownBottle]

41 minutes ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

Jill Scott "He could go to Sunderland" what's the point man honestly 

I laughed I have to be honest  

[Fak]

44 minutes ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

Jill Scott "He could go to Sunderland" what's the point man honestly 

 

It's called a joke you utter buffoon. Stop degrading women. 

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

Just now, Fak said:

 

It's called a joke you utter buffoon. Stop degrading women. 

Woke up full on Gangsta for your jollies aye ? 

Stood in front of your mirror flashing gun signs to remind you what a weapon you are 

FODC

[Andy84]

2 minutes ago, Fak said:

 

It's called a joke you utter buffoon. Stop degrading women. 

Why would he do that? His mums one 

 

 

Edited August 15, 2025 by Andy84

[Fak]

1 minute ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

Woke up full on Gangsta for your jollies aye ? 

Stood in front of your mirror flashing gun signs to remind you what a weapon you are 

FODC

 

Pretty much yes. 

[Fak]

Just now, Andy84 said:

Why would he do that? His mums one 

 

 

 

 

Perfect. 

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

Just now, Fak said:

 

Pretty much yes. 

Pick you up 4pm Final Boss 

[Optimistic Nut]

1 minute ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

Woke up full on Gangsta for your jollies aye ? 

Stood in front of your mirror flashing gun signs to remind you what a weapon you are 

FODC

 

Oooh, you're hard. 

[The Butcher]

[Gawalls]

1 minute ago, Optimistic Nut said:

 

Oooh, you're hard. 

Now you just sound like a woman!!

[Drewboy74]

49 minutes ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

Jill Scott "He could go to Sunderland" what's the point man honestly 

Aye even Carra looked embarrassed for her.

[Paully]