Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Mag3.14]

2 minutes ago, Whitley mag said:

Had the misfortune of coming across the The Anfield Wrap podcast talking about Isak. What an entitled, arrogant bunch of cunts these lot are.

 

Apparently we’ll always be a stepping stone club, Isak should take legal action, they still think he’ll sign and we should agree to 130 million because it’s meeting half way and the deal would have been done if we had a sensible DOF in place and it’s just the Saudi’s ego stopping it.

 

At this point I want us to string these cunts along until the deadline and then raise the price to 175 million. Make sure we’ve signed at least one striker and under no circumstances sell him to these lot. 

Hopefully their left short up front and crash horribly this season. If we end this window with Isak staying and one of Strand Larsen, or Wissa I’ll be fucking delighted.

 

Said the same last night - If they offer £150m, the price is now £180m pay up or piss off 

[tarie4]

10 minutes ago, gdm said:

Craig full of hope saying if Newcastle get a replacement a deal at £130m could be done 

He's gotta give them something, right? He's probably staying. But to keep the story going and get clicks, he has to give Sky Sports something.

[nufc123]

1 minute ago, Geordie Magpie said:

Be fuming if we sold him and only got one striker through the door... 

The transfer window would be a huge failure if we let that happen.

[healthyaddiction]

1 minute ago, Geordie Magpie said:

Be fuming if we sold him and only got one striker through the door... Has to stay unless we get two strikers in which won't happen, we are struggling to get one in ...

When Hope said a replacement, he did mean us getting two strikers, which he said he doesn't think will happen. He's also been saying for some time that 130m + addons he thinks will be enough.

[Kid Icarus]

Hope's stock on these things has fallen drastically after he lied about knowing about Isak's unhappiness at Newcastle a year ago. He has sources in the club and that's good but his own 'takes', predictions, and insight shouldn't be taken too seriously. Much like every other journalist he covers every outcome so he can reverse engineer his prowess if one of them happens.

 

 

Edited August 24, 2025 by Kid Icarus

[Groundhog63]

8 minutes ago, Lush Vlad said:

Yeah. But I have heard plenty of Caribbean accents over the years and never really linked the two or heard it as much as this. His is obviously watered down and will have changed as he is so well travelled. &nbsp
 

I’m fascinated by accents, anyway. Always amazes me how 5-10 miles up the road people can sound so different. 

 

Similar.

Geordie is basically Scandinavian  Yem = Hjem, for one example.

 

Portuguese sounds Russian to me

 

Was stuck in a ski lift with 3 Israeli lads a few years ago. All of fighting age, as it goes. I don't like the arrogant cunts to start with but one of them heard me talking on the phone and asked me where in England I was from. His English was canny but the other 2 just carried on in Hebrew or whatevs. He then went on to tell me he was amazed at how many accents were available in England and "we don't have that in Israel"

Obvs I bottled saying "well you do have lots of accents, American, Russian, Ukranian, Polish, English because none of you cunts belong there"

[Whitley mag]

If we sell for 130 million with a sell on clause for Sociedad the scousers will be laughing their cocks off.

 

They’ve raked in big money this summer we absolutely must stand our ground on the fee and that we have 2 strikers through the door before even contemplating selling him.

 

[Barnes23]

15 minutes ago, gdm said:

Craig full of hope saying if Newcastle get a replacement a deal at £130m could be done 

 

That would be fucking rotten. There is no suitable replacement on the market and even £150m is selling him cheap. 

 

[nwopnufc]

3 minutes ago, Barnes23 said:

 

That would be fucking rotten. There is no suitable replacement on the market and even £150m is selling him cheap. 

 

I wonder if hope is the clubs version of the pasta nonce, sting them along releasing snippets then slam the door shut 

[MagPar]

9 minutes ago, Geordie Magpie said:

Be fuming if we sold him and only got one striker through the door... Has to stay unless we get two strikers in which won't happen, we are struggling to get one in ...

Craig hope snorting dope.

[Crayola Kid]

3 hours ago, loki679 said:

 

'Botman at the back'

'No-one in attack'

 

'Gordon in attack'

 

Raise the roof, full volume after he skins vvd for an early opener and screams in his stupid face

[r0cafella]

Reminder to all we hold all the cards 130m sale is capitulation. 

[Stottie]

17 minutes ago, Whitley mag said:

Had the misfortune of coming across the The Anfield Wrap....

The tl:dr is they are cunts whose entitlement is off the scale.

 

I bet Anfield Wrap does not have an adequate answer to us mullering them in the Carabao final or Villa creating a fuckton more chances against the same PSG side. Or why half the country was cheering Villa on in that tie despite wanting Liverpool to lose in theirs.

 

[PauloGeordio]

28 minutes ago, gdm said:

Craig full of hope saying if Newcastle get a replacement a deal at £130m could be done 

Craig full of click bait shit.

[PauloGeordio]

2 minutes ago, Crayola Kid said:

'Gordon in attack'

 

Raise the roof, full volume after he skins vvd for an early opener and screams in his stupid face

Gordon would rise to that chant 

[Pablo123]

19 minutes ago, Mag3.14 said:

 

Said the same last night - If they offer £150m, the price is now £180m pay up or piss off 

All cash upfront, too.

[SUPERTOON]

Worth remembering as well, Liverpool need another attacker (not as desperate as we are), this idea they are in a strong position so we will lower the price is wrong imo. 

[Stottie]

We should only sell at a discount if Isak hands in a transfer request. Which means Liverpool or whoever paying his bonus. We cannot pay him to force a move away, which gets done at a compromised price due to him forcing a move away.

 

Since PSR is irrelevant till June 30, we might as well keep him. The only "win" in selling is from getting a good price, which 130M is not, and certainly not in a summer where every fucker else has been overpriced.

[KetteringMag]

I’m still interested in what Liverpool’s play is here , did they think they’d get him for cheap in the last week ? Don’t buy Liverpool’s online fans that they’re waiting until after tomorrows game , they have a big need as well.

[Pearljam10]

 

[gbandit]

Eat shit Craig

[tarie4]

4 minutes ago, Pearljam10 said:

 

That will rile up the escousers.

 

If isak doesnt get his move, Luke will be a legend.  If he does move, Well need i say more.

[Whitley mag]

In excess of 150 million you small time scouse cunts.

[Tsunami]

Sky Sports had some irrelevant League 1 or 2 side owner on during the week. They were asking for his thoughts about the Isak situation, he said he’d sell and get him out and couldn’t understand our problem. 
 

WTF would he know about replacing the best CF in the league, Sky really are just filling in space at this point. 

[KingArthur]

50 minutes ago, JT24 said:

£12m less than what they got for Coutinho.

 

Does not sit well with me.

In today's money, Coutinho's transfer fee is around 180 million because of the inflation.