Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Mahoneys Tache]

59 minutes ago, thomas said:

 

 I wish real life was filled with as many petty proxy wars between rich cunts as TV shows and movies would have me believe. 

What opium dream nonsense is this?

[Mike]

God, flashback to when Sherwood as manager was as inevitable as death itself.

[thomas]

2 minutes ago, Mahoneys Tache said:

What opium dream nonsense is this?

 

Oh you think that fb post was real then? You're on board with the idea that PIF and FSG are involved in some kind of indirect slapfight and FSG used feigned interest in Isak as a way to get back at PIF? Because that's far stupider than me laughing at the idea real life mirrors a shitty episode of Billions. 

[Hudson]

I’m beginning to feel that the sale of this Rat is going to be great for us this season and a few to come.

 

 

 

 

[Mahoneys Tache]

8 minutes ago, thomas said:

 

Oh you think that fb post was real then? You're on board with the idea that PIF and FSG are involved in some kind of indirect slapfight and FSG used feigned interest in Isak as a way to get back at PIF? Because that's far stupider than me laughing at the idea real life mirrors a shitty episode of Billions. 

No I didn’t. You absolute fucking pudden. 

[LaurentRobert]

Moral of the story is be a toxic cunt and you'll get your way and triple your wages to boot. Unbelievable that this sort of behaviour is rewarded. 

[thomas]

Just now, Mahoneys Tache said:

No I didn’t. You absolute fucking pudden. 

 

elaborate then, what about my post was opium dream nonsense. gargle my cum you ignorant dickhead. 

[gbandit]

1 minute ago, Hudson said:

I’m beginning to feel that the sale of this Rat is going to be great for us this season and a few to come.

 

 

 

 

Aye, we thought Rat was on the menu for us. Turns out they’ll be serving it up in Merseyside from now on. I hope they don’t mind a bit of Weil’s disease

[PauloGeordio]

Just now, LaurentRobert said:

Moral of the story is be a toxic cunt and you'll get your way and triple your wages to boot. Unbelievable that this sort of behaviour is rewarded. 

We don't know it is yet.

[Fak]

Just now, thomas said:

 

elaborate then, what about my post was opium dream nonsense. gargle my cum you ignorant dickhead. 

 

Send pics if this happens btw. 

[PauloGeordio]

[Conjo]

37 minutes ago, Mike said:

 Go to 1:18 and you can see Pardew realize he's not the biggest cunt in the room and the novelty has absolutely made his day. He breaks the fourth wall and everything I'm fucking dead.

 

Fucking hell. Glad I read this post before watching the clip. Brilliant!  

[deejeck]

That Sherwood clip is a thoroughly bewildering watch. I honestly don't know what is worse about him - the fact that he always manages to spout such total horseshit, or the fact that he always does it in such a self-confident and self-important style. This utter nonsense come out of his mouth and you can see he's thinking "I'm correct, I'm clever, and my opinion is more important than anyone else's".  Fucking pillock! 

[Shays Given Tim Flowers]

That’s some counterpunch on Tommy. 

[Joe1984]

1 minute ago, LaurentRobert said:

Moral of the story is be a toxic cunt and you'll get your way and triple your wages to boot. Unbelievable that this sort of behaviour is rewarded. 

To anyone who read this,  please don't try this at your job... 😅

[Mahoneys Tache]

2 minutes ago, thomas said:

 

elaborate then, what about my post was opium dream nonsense. gargle my cum you ignorant dickhead. 

You need to simmer doon son. It’s bad for your blood pressure. 

[bobbydazzla]

3 minutes ago, Joe1984 said:

To anyone who read this,  please don't try this at your job... 😅

Garling cum ? Too late for that I’m afraid 

 

 

 

Edited August 29, 2025 by bobbydazzla

[Joe1984]

Just now, bobbydazzla said:

Garling cum ?

 

Not the post I quoted but yes that too... 🤣

[Fak]

1 minute ago, bobbydazzla said:

Garling cum ? Too late for that I’m afraid 

 

 

 

 

 

Good for tonsillitis 

[NEEJ]

8 minutes ago, thomas said:

 

elaborate then, what about my post was opium dream nonsense. gargle my cum you ignorant dickhead. 

[thomas]

1 minute ago, NEEJ said:

 

the same fate awaits all who question the grammatic fidelity of my throwaway jokes  

[Kanj]

8 hours ago, Kanj said:

I’d slam the door on the Liverpool move today and say no deal. You’ve fucked it. You and your agents do not get the benefit of that move after you’ve sabotaged our summer, disgraced this club and disrespected your club owners, your teammates, your coaches and staff and your fans.  You have not held your end of the promise you signed when you joined our club. 
 

I would make calls to Barca, Real, Paris and Bayern and say we’re interested in X player, if you and that player are willing to do that deal for X we will sell you Isak now or loan you Isak with loan fee and obligation to buy in Jan or Summer 26. If we don’t want a player from them then all good. Deal still on table for them. 
 

I would say Alex work it out with them if not you can either join your teammates and help us win a trophy, or you can play with the academy, reserves or by yourself. You will be fined the maximum amount and we will remind anyone who asks about you the choices you have made. 
 

if you’re heart is set on Liverpool, enjoy signing for them 3 years from now. 

 

 

 

^ while I am firmly still here on this from a business point of view. 
 

deep down I feel massively betrayed by our player and if he never plays for us again I’ll be ok with it, and partially relieved by it all. If he makes amends with Eddie and the players, that’s fine, but his legacy will be tarnished for me. Will revisit this feeling years down the line. 

[Checko]

14 minutes ago, thomas said:

 

elaborate then, what about my post was opium dream nonsense. gargle my cum you ignorant dickhead. 

 

2 minutes ago, thomas said:

 

the same fate awaits all who question the grammatic fidelity of my throwaway jokes  

 

No homo, but why no question mark?

[Holloway]

he's away man, Eddie's had enough and he's probably scared to step out the fucking house 

[oldtype]

I'm with Eddie. I just want this utter pansy to be no longer our problem.

 

IMO his conduct this summer raises serious questions about his character and competitive instincts that make me wonder about whether he'll be able to maintain last year's performance. We should sell high.

 

 

Edited August 29, 2025 by oldtype