Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Vinny Green Balls]

At least live up to your fucking statement at the very least.

[r0cafella]

Another question for the family? Do people really believe a professional player can't run for 90 minutes?

[Kid Icarus]

1 minute ago, Vinny Green Balls said:

To put out a statement that wasn't even the most hardline in the world, and fall well short of that? It just beggars belief.

"We do not foresee those conditions being met...but that's okay"

[ExiledGeordie]

3 minutes ago, B-more Mag said:

I swear to god, this motherfucker better have the good sense to keep the supporters’ name out his motherfucking mouth. 

No doubt he’ll come out with some drivel about the supporters at some point 

[r0cafella]

Just now, Kid Icarus said:

"We do not foresee those conditions being met...but that's okay"

Comments of cartel cucks if we are being honest. 

[Mike]

So where do we think Sandro will go?

[r0cafella]

Just now, Mike said:

So where do we think Sandro will go?

Dippers. 

[Vinny Green Balls]

2 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

"We do not foresee those conditions being met...but that's okay"

Like you, I hate this cuck shit, but the club is Ben Shapiro as his wife bangs her tennis instructor.

[ExiledGeordie]

1 minute ago, Mike said:

So where do we think Sandro will go?

City 

[Mike]

1 minute ago, ExiledGeordie said:

City 

 

Will be honored to sell him to them at a discount.

[Deuce]

Club must think it’s financially impossible to get another striker in without first moving Isak on.

 

Will be laughs when we still fail to get another striker across the line tomorrow.  

[Fak]

This world can be so cruel. 

[Pandamninator]

Sandro isn't going anywhere

 

The Support the Team, not the Regime veterans have assured us this does not set any precedent whatsoever.  

 

 

Edited September 1, 2025 by Pandamninator

[LaurentRobert]

So after effectively going on strike with 3 years left on his deal, this smug cunt triples his wages now, has cost us at least 4 points already, and fucked whatever succession plan we ever had for him so our "profit" after replacing him will be negligible. 

 

Modern football never ceases to amaze me. 

 

Worried what kind of precedent this sets going forward. I can't imagine Tonali going to the same toxic lengths as Isak next summer but we thought the exact same about Isak a mere 2 months ago. 

 

We simply have to get another striker in tomorrow otherwise the season is a write off. No way we could compete for European spots especially considering the level of investment from our rivals. 

 

I've already mentally prepared for midtable mediocrity this season. I'm still hoping we can conjure up a magical run in the Champions League though

 

 

Edited September 1, 2025 by LaurentRobert

[Menace]

We have completely bottled it. Embarrassing.

[r0cafella]

And just so people are aware here. The annual cost of big Nick is more than what Isak was, basically the player is more expensive. 

 

If we buy Wissa for something daft like 50m his cost will also be more on an annual basis (we aren't giving him a 5 year deal) 

 

The same will be the case for Jsl. We are paying more for less essentially. 

[Mike]

3 minutes ago, LaurentRobert said:

So after effectively going on strike with 3 years left on his deal, this smug cunt triples his wages now, has cost us at least 4 points already, and fucked whatever succession plan we ever had for him so our "profit" after replacing him will be negligible. 

 

Modern football never ceases to amaze me. 

 

Worried what kind of precedent this sets going forward. I can't imagine Tonali going to the same toxic lengths as Isak next summer but we thought the exact same about Isak a mere 2 months ago. 

 

We simply have to get another striker in tomorrow otherwise the season is a write off. No way we could compete for European spots especially considering the level of investment from our rivals. 

 

I've already mentally prepared for midtable mediocrity this season. I'm still hoping we can conjure up a magical run in the Champions League though

 

 

 

 

Going into a make or break day and everyone knows you've got 130 million in your pocket is a sensational look. Unless we can buy a striker from ourselves we'll likely not find any clubs willing to play ball, especially if we stick to the PL. They'll ask themselves "Why strengthen a rival?" Which is fairly revolutionary thinking around our way.

[Menace]

Man my apartment fire alarm just went off, and I woke up at 5.30am. I woke up to this shit show 

[Izakaya]

I am actually going to kill myself. 

 

Genuinely can't fathom how much PIF are licking the boot and holding their arseholes open here like. 

[Deuce]

I know we’re all conditioned to it at this point, but I’m not buying the sky falling. I don’t think this ends up setting a precedent where all our top players are just waiting to fuck us over….that doesn’t give our lads much credit at all. And by all accounts they’re furious at the way Isak has abandoned them.

 

There’s a ton of blame to be leveled at the club…it’s a searing indictment of ownership that we are still with two senior executive positions unfilled.

 

But I’m choosing to level most of my ire at Isak, his shithead agent, and most importantly, at Liverpool.

 

This hurts a lot, but it won’t break the club.

 

 

Edited September 1, 2025 by Deuce

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Menace said:

Man my apartment fire alarm just went off, and I woke up at 5.30am. I woke up to this shit show 

Good luck getting back to sleep..

[Mike]

Doing it at 1am is sone pussy shit as well.

[B-more Mag]

Fuck, man. I’d say let these fuckers (the cartel clubs) all go play in the same fucking sandbox together and leave the rest of the clubs alone—but that’s still not going to keep them from fucking everyone else over.

[nufcjb]

As much as I am angered like the rest of N-O are tonight, I'm a bit relieved that this shitfest cloud is moving away soon. I want what Eddie and the players want. If they want him out for the sake and progress of the team, then I'm with them. If the cunt was staying , reintergrated in the team but was half-arsed about it until January at thr vey earliest, the team, the club, the manager, would have Isak questions asked of it throught. Yes, they still may be questions asked once the fuckhead is gone but atleast Eddie and us as fans can get back to suppprting the team without having a greedy bastard as part of it.

 

We can all question about the fee, about PIF, about the cartel and etc, but the season starts now and there is no reason why it can't be a successful one.

 

We are United, Newcastle United! Get into them! Howay the Lads!!!!

[r0cafella]

Just now, Deuce said:

I know we’re all conditioned to it at this point, but I’m not buying the sky falling. I don’t think this ends up setting a precedent where all our top players are just waiting to fuck us over….that doesn’t give our lads much credit at all.

 

There’s a ton of blame to be leveled at the club…it’s a searing indictment of ownership that we are still with two senior executive positions unfilled.

 

But I’m choosing to level most of my ire at Isak, his shithead agent, and most importantly, at Liverpool.

 

This hurts a lot, but it won’t break the club.

I think your post is a fair one, reasonable and measured. I also don't believe our payers are dick heads what I do believe is we are no longer particular attractive and we've shown ourselves to he both poor negotiators and weak willed. 

 

I couldn't careless about Isak personally focusing on the individual other than calling him a cunt is reductive. For me this was about facing a test and standing on business and by my measure we failed it spectacularly.