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Alexander Isak - International C*nt

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46 minutes ago, TheBrownBottle said:

In fact - fuck it.  Isak’s winner sits second only to the below in my lifetime - and unlike his winner, I was there (you can see my blonde mop in the Gallowgate if you know where to look).  Yes, he acted the cunt - but if you’re my age and you’re spending your days wasting your time on him, then you’re daft.

 

I’ve no issue with being upset with the lad, but he’s not even at the David Speedie level of hatred to me.  If Isak is up there for you, you’ve experienced fuck all when it comes the worst experiences possible.  We used to hate Cambridge fucking United lads. 
 

 

 

I would just treat them in this way:

1. The mudafucka done his last job and win us a cup, hurray

2. The mudafucka left us with a record breaking fee, not pleased with the process but still a win, especially when we got Nick in return, hurray

3. The mudafucka got his leg broken, well done karma, hurray

 

These count as 3 W to me. Sorry. I know the weight of the first trophy for 70 years but still there is absolutely none love left there. Absolutely none. I will just cheer for his nightmare, which he totally deserved - he simply created these himself

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RUHRLYASLEEVESUP

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51 minutes ago, TheBrownBottle said:

In fact - fuck it.  Isak’s winner sits second only to the below in my lifetime - and unlike his winner, I was there (you can see my blonde mop in the Gallowgate if you know where to look).  Yes, he acted the cunt - but if you’re my age and you’re spending your days wasting your time on him, then you’re daft.

 

I’ve no issue with being upset with the lad, but he’s not even at the David Speedie level of hatred to me.  If Isak is up there for you, you’ve experienced fuck all when it comes the worst experiences possible.  We used to hate Cambridge fucking United lads. 
 

 

Still do 

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56 minutes ago, TheBrownBottle said:

In fact - fuck it.  Isak’s winner sits second only to the below in my lifetime - and unlike his winner, I was there (you can see my blonde mop in the Gallowgate if you know where to look).  Yes, he acted the cunt - but if you’re my age and you’re spending your days wasting your time on him, then you’re daft.

 

I’ve no issue with being upset with the lad, but he’s not even at the David Speedie level of hatred to me.  If Isak is up there for you, you’ve experienced fuck all when it comes the worst experiences possible.  We used to hate Cambridge fucking United lads. 
 

 

 

Its an age thing.

 

Obviously you're old.

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TheBrownBottle

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2 minutes ago, Scoot said:

 

Its an age thing.

 

Obviously you're old.

I am indeed :) - and if a player has left for a bigger club and that’s enough to make a person obsessive, then I reckon they need to grow some bollocks.  Isak acted the cunt; he won’t be last in that regard.  Most of those who’ve done that before didn’t make anything like the same impact.  

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1 hour ago, TheBrownBottle said:

In fact - fuck it.  Isak’s winner sits second only to the below in my lifetime - and unlike his winner, I was there (you can see my blonde mop in the Gallowgate if you know where to look).  Yes, he acted the cunt - but if you’re my age and you’re spending your days wasting your time on him, then you’re daft.

 

I’ve no issue with being upset with the lad, but he’s not even at the David Speedie level of hatred to me.  If Isak is up there for you, you’ve experienced fuck all when it comes the worst experiences possible.  We used to hate Cambridge fucking United lads. 
 

 

Cambridge away, the worst away day ever like. They were shite, we needed a win to still be in with a shout for the championship I think. Lost 1-0. Lovely hot day like and very pissed but soul crushing at the time. Didn't matter in the end though 😃

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I'm 51. I was always pretty calm but have definitely mellowed further in the last ten years.

 

I get the David Speedie thing, although never had an issue with Cambridge. I lived there for over five years, used to go the The Abbey regularly, and they are a team I still always look out for.

 

Even I think Isak is a twat and am taking enjoyment from this. I didn't wish it (I don't think) but now it's happened it's kind of funny, in as much as it's fucking Liverpool off as Isak himself (I can't stand Liverpool). Don't mind that he left, but it's the way he did it. I was looking forward to kicking on this season and what he's done has severely hampered us.

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47 minutes ago, Scoot said:

 

Now let's pray he brings him back after 2 months! [emoji38]

 

Because thats more than enough time for a leg break isn't it?

Should be ok 8-10 weeks tbh as long as there’s no bad ligament damage. Only broke his fibula which is not weight bearing, so once the post op swelling is down he’ll be straight into rehab. Hope the malingering cunt is out longer though.

 

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14 minutes ago, KennyUtd said:

Cambridge away, the worst away day ever like. They were shite, we needed a win to still be in with a shout for the championship I think. Lost 1-0. Lovely hot day like and very pissed but soul crushing at the time. Didn't matter in the end though 😃

It was a shite day, but yeah, bloody hot. 

 

Not even the worst away day that season though. Derby, 2 up at half time, lost 3-2. 🙄😱🤦‍♂️

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13 hours ago, Yorkie said:

Based on the transfer fee, his rumoured wages and length of contract, Liverpool are paying £218.6million for this dope all in, with another £168.5million for Wirtz. Hope they're both absolutely colossal failures.

 

Step right up Yasir, I sense an opportunity for al-Hoogivsafuq

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This lad should cease his 2025 New Year’s Eve reflections in April. 
January: scores opener in LCSF 2-0 away win. 
Scores against Wolves in 3-0 PL home win. 
Scores twice against Southampton in 3-1 PL away win.

February: 

Scores twice against Forest in 4-3 PL home win.

March:

Scores against Brighton in FAC away loss. 
Scores in LCF 2-1 win 🏆 

Enjoys magnificent victory parade through city. 

April:

Scores against Brentford in 2-1 PL home win.

Scores against Palace in 5-0 home PL win.

Scores against Ipswich in 3-0 PL home win.

Scores equaliser against Brighton in 1-1 home PL draw.  
 

May-December: bit of a blur. 

 

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1 minute ago, DevonGeordie said:

Quite fitting that a bloke who spent his preseason sat on his arse at home watching shitflix and ordering takeaways is now spending the season sat on his arse at home watching shitflix and ordering takeaways. 

 

 

 

What have I got to do with this?

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I think I’d rather have just seen him play shit for the season and their fans turning on him.

 

Suppose karma is a thing but it doesn’t sit too comfortably seeing a majority of supporters rejoicing at a player who won us a trophy breaking their leg. Doesn’t mean I’ve forgiven him for acting the absolute cunt this summer but my hatred is more for Liverpool now than the player.

 

The karma bit is more for them.

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