Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[RodneyCisse]

They’ve really lucked out, no need to upset Ekitike now and allow him to get a string of games together without the rat being shoehorned in.

[midds]

Delighted it's serious. Couldn't happen to a bigger piece of human filth, wouldn't want injuries on normal players but he's definitely an exception to that. He went out of his way to fuck the club, his manager and his teammates over this summer and deserves every single bit of bad luck and pain that comes with those decisions he made in June and July. Hope he's limping for the next 30 years the fucking arsehole

[Tsunami]

Looks like it is the ankle from some of the photos. I broke mine in 2 places, 3 months in plaster and 6 months physio. Mind you the cheap skates at the QE decided that a Porter trying to push the sole of my foot with his chest while applying the plaster of paris would do the same job as an operation and a plate….pity Isak wasn’t sent to the QE thinking about it.

[Danh1]

Broke my ankle at T In The Park 2014, had to cancel my trip to Aiya Napa and was in a cast for 9 weeks. Didn’t play football for a year. Was hell on earth.
 

I was 20 clem mind but hopefully Isak’s is just as fucking depressing.

[PauloGeordio]

Liverpool said the 26-year-old "successfully underwent surgery" on an "ankle injury that included a fibula fracture".

 

[Tsunami]

6 minutes ago, McDog said:

So he broke his Ankle and his Fibula. I guess more time off and pay for doing nothing, similar to this summer.

I’d guess the fibula is fractured near the base and he’s hopefully got ligament/ soft tissue injury at the ankle joint. Such a shame.

[SUPERTOON]

We ended up selling at peak value 

[TBG]

Them: BREAK open the Christmas chocolates!!

 

Me:

 

Them: What?

 

Me:

 

 

[McDog]

8 minutes ago, Tsunami said:

I’d guess the fibula is fractured near the base and he’s hopefully got ligament/ soft tissue injury at the ankle joint. Such a shame.

 

 

With the way his ankle bent he would be extremely fortunate to not have any ligament damage.

[Jaqen]

3 in 16 for Liverpool, fucked world cup qualifying up for Sweden and now a broken leg. Something wrong with you if you're not finding this absolutely hilarious 

 

 

Edited December 23, 2025 by Jaqen

[Izakaya]

He was already past the point of being able to return to the form he had with us, and this is the cherry on top. 

 

He doesn't have the mental or physical strength to deal with a serious injury like this.  I'd be utterly shocked if he played 5 more games for the dippers, before being hawked off to Galatasaray for pennies on the dollar. 

[Izakaya]

22 minutes ago, SUPERTOON said:

We ended up selling at peak value 

Literally the absolute peak of what he would ever be worth. 

 

The stars could not have aligned better. Cheers Liverpool 😂

[matta]

Michael Owen and this guy. Fuck em.

[Armchair Pundit]

[La Parka]

[JigsawGoesToPieces]

So Isak's leg snapped like a Christmas cracker.

 

Glorious. 

[Decky]

55 minutes ago, Maggies said:

Merry Christmas everyone!

 

[Irish Paul]

I see he'll be doing his rehab at Liverpool's "AXA Training Centre". AXA were named in Francesca Albanese's report on corporations who profited from the genocide in Gaza.

[Danh1]

1 minute ago, Irish Paul said:

I see he'll be doing his rehab at Liverpool's "AXA Training Centre". AXA were named in Francesca Albanese's report on corporations who profited from the genocide in Gaza.

Doesn’t matter that la, one rules for the redmen and one for everyone else 

[TK-421]

[Kid Icarus]

Reports coming in that Richard Dawkins has recalled every copy of The God Delusion and commented "fair enough"

[Irish Paul]

It's important to point out that all the "he'll come good" bet-hedgers on here were emphatically wrong.

[Fak]

Just now, Irish Paul said:

It's important to point out that all the "he'll come good" bet-hedgers on here were emphatically wrong.

 

They don't have a leg to stand on do they

[timeEd32]

Based on NFL injuries it really depends on what happened to the ankle. An NFL player returned in 7 weeks that was fibula fracture only and another played on one (until he ruptured his achilles). But if there's more extensive ankle problems then you're probably more in the 4-5 month range until he's back.

 

Considering he has a heart the size of a pea I don't see him aggressively pushing any timelines the way some do. April/May seems likely as best case and then his performances for the next 18 months will be excused for a lack of preseason in 2025 combined with an injury. It will be 2028 before anyone is allowed to properly rate his performances, coincidentally the same year we have to stop recognizing profits from his sale.

[bobbydazzla]

4 minutes ago, Irish Paul said:

It's important to point out that all the "he'll come good" bet-hedgers on here were emphatically wrong.

The exact same dafties who think xG is a real thing