Nucasol Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 1 hour ago, Mattoon said: Like your missus going off and banging the local crack dealer after telling you how much she hates you, move on. This one sounds very personal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 2 hours ago, Mattoon said: Isak is done now, I think that leg break has finished him, however, with the way he left, not a chance. Like your missus going off and banging the local crack dealer after telling you how much she hates you, move on. He literally scored in his last game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewboy74 Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 2 hours ago, Mattoon said: Isak is done now, I think that leg break has finished him, however, with the way he left, not a chance. Like your missus going off and banging the local crack dealer after telling you how much she hates you, move on. Sounds like my letter to Dear Deidre Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 2 hours ago, Mattoon said: Isak is done now, I think that leg break has finished him, however, with the way he left, not a chance. Like your missus going off and banging the local crack dealer after telling you how much she hates you, move on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffs Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 what if he said "i could feel my groin was iffy as fuck so i did a go slow after the league cup final so it didn't pop and then did literally everything i could to get out of Newcastle United, the club i adore, so that when my groin blew somebody else would be left carrying the can and the mags would have £125 million in the bank. it's been agony carrying this secret and being hated by the Newcastle fans, but I'd do it all again for the good of the club." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stabmasterareson Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 2 minutes ago, ffs said: what if he said "i could feel my groin was iffy as fuck so i did a go slow after the league cup final so it didn't pop and then did literally everything i could to get out of Newcastle United, the club i adore, so that when my groin blew somebody else would be left carrying the can and the mags would have £125 million in the bank. it's been agony carrying this secret and being hated by the Newcastle fans, but I'd do it all again for the good of the club." If he can stick to that story after several weeks of "enhanced" interrogation, maybe... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 8 hours ago, ffs said: what if he said "i could feel my groin was iffy as fuck so i did a go slow after the league cup final so it didn't pop and then did literally everything i could to get out of Newcastle United, the club i adore, so that when my groin blew somebody else would be left carrying the can and the mags would have £125 million in the bank. it's been agony carrying this secret and being hated by the Newcastle fans, but I'd do it all again for the good of the club." joining up email @ratboy125.com Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 14 hours ago, ffs said: what if he said "i could feel my groin was iffy as fuck so i did a go slow after the league cup final so it didn't pop and then did literally everything i could to get out of Newcastle United, the club i adore, so that when my groin blew somebody else would be left carrying the can and the mags would have £125 million in the bank. it's been agony carrying this secret and being hated by the Newcastle fans, but I'd do it all again for the good of the club." Come home Alex, all is forgiven. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McDog Posted May 5 Share Posted May 5 1 hour ago, Moose said: Come home Alex, all is forgiven. (Somewhere in the bushes outside of the training ground) He fell for it. Quiet lads, get your lead pipes ready. Wait.......wait.........NOW - GET THE RAT! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 Was he getting booed coming on there ? I think so Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 1 minute ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said: Was he getting booed coming on there ? I think so The young lad going off I think rather than him going on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gawalls Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 On 04/05/2026 at 23:35, ffs said: what if he said "i could feel my groin was iffy as fuck so i did a go slow after the league cup final so it didn't pop and then did literally everything i could to get out of Newcastle United, the club i adore, so that when my groin blew somebody else would be left carrying the can and the mags would have £125 million in the bank. it's been agony carrying this secret and being hated by the Newcastle fans, but I'd do it all again for the good of the club." Suitable user name /s Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 7 minutes ago, Minhosa said: The young lad going off I think rather than him going on. Stop spoiling my fun you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 In my mind they booed the decision to take the player off and also the player that came on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 Apparently there were chants of 'you don't know what you're doing' in response to Slot bringing on the most expensive player in British history to replace a 17 year old with 16 games and 2 goals to his name. Nice to see Alex has won the hearts and minds of the Liverpool fans Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 I was hoping his groin had blown up permanently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloGeordio Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 1 minute ago, Pixelphish said: I was hoping his groin had blown up permanently. Looking at how he strolled around the pitch it may have. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodneyCisse Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 50 minutes ago, PauloGeordio said: Looking at how he strolled around the pitch it may have. Grabbing his appearance bonus, before he has to retire. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 54 minutes ago, Pixelphish said: I was hoping his groin had blown up permanently. I only came in this thread to check for this. Disappointing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 6 minutes ago, Wilson said: I only came in this thread to check for this. Disappointing. The good news is that you know you won't be waiting too long for it to actually happen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 Best I’ve seen up there bar Shearer -can’t believe what’s happened to him! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitely Content Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 He had/has such a venomous strike like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 (edited) Would Eddie fancy us putting in a cheeky bid for him in the summer? Edited May 9 by nufcjb Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 In the tunnel after the League Cup final Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 He will be back Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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