Still not worthy of a thread

[Menace]

[Choppy Chop Chop]

Psychedelic Porn Crumpets playing TRANSMT they are from Perth Australia lead singer is wearing a McEwans NUFC replica shirt  

[Guest]

  On 14/07/2024 at 09:31, Choppy Chop Chop said:

Psychedelic Porn Crumpets playing TRANSMT they are from Perth Australia lead singer is wearing a McEwans NUFC replica shirt  

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Would add up. 

[joeyt]

 

 

 

 

[Guest]

That's pretty good thinking from the keeper tbf.

[Groundhog63]

  On 14/07/2024 at 13:58, Optimistic Nut said:

That's pretty good thinking from the keeper tbf.

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It's hardly rocket science mind. 

 

Big hole in the ground

Look about 

Big, fuck off, pile of sand.....AND

a handy shovel 

[toon25]

  On 14/07/2024 at 14:56, Groundhog63 said:

 

It's hardly rocket science mind. 

 

Big hole in the ground

Look about 

Big, fuck off, pile of sand.....AND

a handy shovel 

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Pickford would have just stood still staring at it wondering why it didn't fill itself in.

[TK-421]

Sorry if already posted, but just seen this on X/Twitter.... Seems the 'World in Motion' rap was recorded by a few different players, including Peter Beardsley. Cannot think why they went with the John Barnes version, like. 
 

Gazza did one too...
 

 

[KingArthur]

Otto Huuhtanen, who played for Newcastle Academy for few years but already retired earlier this year, aged 24, signed a 1-game-contract and made a return to Finnish Premier League. Apparently he was (unsurprisingly) horrible, and his team lost 0-7. 

https://www.transfermarkt.com/otto-huuhtanen/profil/spieler/406695

[Guest]

  On 14/07/2024 at 21:15, KingArthur said:

Otto Huuhtanen, who played for Newcastle Academy for few years but already retired earlier this year, aged 24, signed a 1-game-contract and made a return to Finnish Premier League. Apparently he was (unsurprisingly) horrible, and his team lost 0-7. 

https://www.transfermarkt.com/otto-huuhtanen/profil/spieler/406695

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Jools Holland will be gutted.

[TheBrownBottle]

  On 14/07/2024 at 15:33, toon25 said:

 

Pickford would have just stood still staring at it wondering why it didn't fill itself in.

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It would be like a mind challenge on the Crystal Maze to that fucker

[joeyt]

christ

 

 

[gbandit]

Nice bit of double down, classy

[El Prontonise]

[LFEE]

  On 16/07/2024 at 13:46, joeyt said:

christ

 

 

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What is it he’s been accused of saying?

[Guest]

Oh "What does Newcastle United mean to you?" email? They want to understand the club's DNA?! Nice! Let's click the link!!

 

 

FFS. New DOF OOT.

[nemtizz]

 

[jack j]

Good start for the new chelsea manager then. Gonna have half his team waiting to chin Enzo fernandez when he gets back...

[LFEE]

  On 16/07/2024 at 19:14, nemtizz said:

 

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[Nucasol]

  On 16/07/2024 at 20:08, LFEE said:

 

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Perfect start to Chelsea’s pre season.

 

[RodneyCisse]

  On 16/07/2024 at 20:30, Nucasol said:

Perfect start to Chelsea’s pre season.

 

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Perfect as far as the Chelsea boat heading for the rocks again, but a shame he’s singing such shite.

[gdm]

Genuine question Why is Enzo Fernandes being singled out when about 7 of 8 of them are all singing it? Unless I’ve got it completely wrong.

[Menace]

Cause he's their team mate?

[gdm]

  On 16/07/2024 at 21:04, Menace said:

Cause he's their team mate?

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I’m no arsed about the story of his team mates unfollowing him on Instagram ffs. I’m talking about the bigger picture all I’m seeing is Enzo Fernandes being racist, getting investigated for racism etc but I couldn’t tell you a single other player coz they aren’t mentioned 

[Ronson333]

For reference, these are the full lyrics:

“Listen, spread the word;

They play in France, but they are all from Angola;

How nice it is! They are going to run;

They are ‘cometravas’* like fecking Mbappé;

Their mom is Nigerian;

Their dad, Cameroonian.

But in the document ...Nationality: French”.

*cometravas is a slang term that loosely translates to someone who likes fecking transgender people. Come means to eat which is used to talk about fecking someone and travas is short for transgender


^ from reddit, just adding a bit more explanation.