NUFC Transfer Rumours

[HayDen Traces]

Vardy's not even close to prem level now. He's a Sunderland signing (at best) if they come up.

[Kilcline]

Grealish man 

[Guybrush]

Grealish? Absolutely not. I'll have nobody who slanders the name of Miguel Almiron at our club.

[PauloGeordio]

8 minutes ago, Kilcline said:

Grealish man 

What does he even do? Apart from model Alice bands! 

[Shearergol]

Grealish was once a fantastic player. Don't want him here though.

[SteV]

23 minutes ago, JonBez comesock said:

Wages = 0%

He could accept a £100k pay cut and still be our top earner. 
 

If anyone’s splashing those kind of numbers wages it’s his former club…

[STM]

Hes got Arsenal written all over him.

[STM]

As well as cunt of course.

[Ronaldo]

Who on earth is suggesting Vardy? He’d be almost 39 years old. 

 

Fair play to him for the career he’s had but we’d literally be the laughing stock of the league.

[El Prontonise]

Vardy?

 

[LFEE]

2 hours ago, SteV said:

Mendy was very good for a time tbf. Not very familiar with many of the others outside Grobbelaar.

Mendy I thought was excellent for Chelsea then that game against Real Madrid seemed to ruin him.

[toon25]

Grealish, man 

 

30 years old, 300k a week, a pisshead and 1 goal and assist this season. Leave him to stink up City's bench.

[Crimson Cardigan]

Can’t find anything in the Athletic about a loan move for Grealish. Probably just someone hypothesising about what Grealish would have to do to resurrect his career as opposed to an actual link.

 

Vardy at 39 would be absurd. And not in a good way.

[TheBrownBottle]

26 minutes ago, Guybrush said:

Grealish? Absolutely not. I'll have nobody who slanders the name of Miguel Almiron at our club.

That’s at least 90% of the crowd banned then  

[Sibierski]

25 minutes ago, Ronaldo said:

Who on earth is suggesting Vardy? He’d be almost 39 years old. 

 

Fair play to him for the career he’s had but we’d literally be the laughing stock of the league.

Think it’s more if we just want an experience, low cost back up striker, he’s perfectly suited in all honesty. 
 

He’s output for his age, in a horrific side is good. His link up play is so sharp in and around the box. I’d argue against the signing being seen as a laughing stock. Old players still have value in squads if they’re the right ones.

 

 

Edited 2 hours ago by Sibierski

[AyeDubbleYoo]

I do like when we sign grizzled veterans to some extent, but I don’t think it’s in the club’s plans. 

[bobbydazzla]

Sir Edward of Howe would want Grealish to pull his socks up. Which I can't see Grealish agreeing to

 

Everyone in our squad wears high socks. And I'm sure this is strict company policy. A low socker would ruin the aesthetic

 

 

[The College Dropout]

41 minutes ago, Menace said:

 

I'm on about who they signed him from lad..

Signed from Ligue 1 Champions - not a midtable club.

[PauloGeordio]

1 minute ago, bobbydazzla said:

Sir Edward of Howe would want Grealish to pull his socks up. Which I can't see Grealish agreeing to

 

Everyone in our squad wears high socks. And I'm sure this is strict company policy. A low socker would ruin the aesthetic

 

 

Yeah “a no low sock wearing nonce policy” please! 

[cubaricho]

2 minutes ago, PauloGeordio said:

Yeah “a no low sock wearing nonce policy” please! 

And please add in a no long sleeve nonce addendum to the policy. 

 

 

Edited 2 hours ago by cubaricho

[SteV]

6 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

Sir Edward of Howe would want Grealish to pull his socks up. Which I can't see Grealish agreeing to

 

Everyone in our squad wears high socks. And I'm sure this is strict company policy. A low socker would ruin the aesthetic

 

 

Are you saying the Tyler Dibling deal is a non-starter?

[PauloGeordio]

Just now, SteV said:

Are you saying the Tyler Dibling deal is a non-starter?

No he’ll just have to pull his socks up! 

[Ghandis Flip-Flop]

14 minutes ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

I do like when we sign grizzled veterans to some extent, but I don’t think it’s in the club’s plans. 

Given Mitchell publically spoke about lowering the average age of the squad, I strongly doubt it too

[The College Dropout]

14 minutes ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

I do like when we sign grizzled veterans to some extent, but I don’t think it’s in the club’s plans. 

Agreed but Vardy is a step too far.

 

I would take Danny Welbeck though.

[bobbydazzla]

1 minute ago, SteV said:

Are you saying the Tyler Dibling deal is a non-starter?

 

Grealish has cultivated the low sock, extremely hairy legs, tight shorts, bulging calves look. It's his personal aesthetic and he won't want to change it as it'll hit his image rights bunce

 

Dibling is a young lad with his career ahead of him. He can cultivate a high sock aesthetic at NUFC and earn all the image rights bunce he wants, but at the correct sock length. Or he can piss off to some other team full of sartorial scoundrels who have no respect for decorum