NUFC Transfer Rumours

[Pilko]

Action Man Bow-tie Arsehole

[Coffee_Johnny]

16 hours ago, Justdoesit said:

Gnocchi Knob 

 

Feel like I'll stop here - it's multi layered, and I'll be on all night otherwise.

 

 

 

Can’t improve on perfection. 

[Coffee_Johnny]

Are we really likely to be interested in Rashford? 

 

[Optimistic Nut]

1 minute ago, Coffee_Johnny said:

Are we really likely to be interested in Rashford? 

 

 

Could only see that if we caved and sold Barnes to Villa. Would be a shocking move. 

[AyeDubbleYoo]

We are not, unless he's slashing his wages by 75% or something.

[Fenham Mag]

Not unless he drops his wage demands, it's a no-go unless it's a loan.

 

His contract with Man U runs till 2028 so I could imagine he'll sulk around on his big wages then leave on a free. 

 

[The Larch]

No way would Rashford put a shift in for us. To him it would be another step down and he's just winding down to retirement. 

 

Also, what a slap in the face for the likes of Bruno who'd be on less money.

 

Never going to happen.

[Nucasol]

The complete Anti-Howe player.

[kingxlnc]

Just now, The Larch said:

No way would Rashford put a shift in for us. To him it would be another step down and he's just winding down to retirement. 

 

Also, what a slap in the face for the likes of Bruno who'd be on less money.

 

Never going to happen.

Also he'd be fuming that he's Gordons replacement whilst Gordon is his

[Moose]

23 hours ago, KennyUtd said:

We need a full list of Romano aliases like.

I've got so far:

Papadelle Pesterer @Nucasol

Tagliatelle Toucher

Pasta/Pizza Paedo 

Macaroni Molester 

Penne Ponce

Carbonara Cunt

Noodle Nonce 

Spaghetti Spunker

Bucatini Bastard

Gnocchi nobhead

Fettuccine Fucker......

Feel free to add.

 

I'm sure someone called him the Fiat Felcher once, that was a belter

[Holmesy]

Not sure we'd get a better player for the money but he's a renowned arsehole. Runs a lot though

[Optimistic Nut]

Rashford and Man Utd probably gutted West Ham went down otherwise they'd have 100% bought him and given him a big chunk of what Man U pay.

 

Probably go to Everton on loan. 

[Rocker]

31 minutes ago, Pilko said:

Action Man Bow-tie Arsehole

Farfalle.

[TRon]

5 minutes ago, Nucasol said:

The complete Anti-Howe player.

 

 

Got that prized PL experience though....

[Nucasol]

1 minute ago, TRon said:

 

 

Got that prized PL experience though....

Watching him when we did them 2-0 in the PL after the cup final loss was about as bone idle as I’ve seen a player.

[Geordie_once_removed]

20 minutes ago, Coffee_Johnny said:

Are we really likely to be interested in Rashford? 

 

I'd go for Rashford........

 

 

 

 

 

 

........................ on loan, on the final day of the window with Man U picking up 75% of his wages.

 

 

Edited 8 minutes ago by Geordie_once_removed

[TRon]

4 minutes ago, Nucasol said:

Watching him when we did them 2-0 in the PL after the cup final loss was about as bone idle as I’ve seen a player.

 

 

I don't believe the rumour for a second anyway. A million miles away from the new recruitment model which we are supposed to be implementing under Wilson. 

[KennyUtd]

18 minutes ago, Moose said:

 

I'm sure someone called him the Fiat Felcher once, that was a belter

It is 😆😁

[LFEE]

I appreciate the different levels of physicality and intensity involved but watching Paqueta alongside Bruno will for always feel like a missed opportunity by the club.