Newcastle United 1-0 Manchester United (02/12/23) | Reaction: Pg. 34 | Goal-post: OP

[bobbydazzla]

Coisty scuttled peak era Patsy Kensit

 

But he loves Lewis Miley more than her 

[Coffee_Johnny]

9 hours ago, Gallowgate Toon said:

Think that was some of the best football I've ever seen us play, until it came to the final ball/touch.

 

Some of the touches, interchanges, little passing moves were sublime. Absolute total football moments too, no better example of this than Schar ending up left mid on multiple occasions.

 

What a fucking unbelievable manager Howe is.

Great call. I watched some of the first half on slight fast forward (wanted to get to start of second half on time) and the angles and interchanges looked amazing. So many players with so much confidence in possession.  

[Coffee_Johnny]

Has the team celebration pic been posted? 

[RodneyCisse]

1 minute ago, Coffee_Johnny said:

Has the team celebration pic been posted? 

https://x.com/nufc/status/1731080913688146362?s=46&t=pc6larJe4GBd2ypv2bcECQ

[Ronson333]

‘Don’t eat cucumber from a women’s prison’ ?

 

 

[El Prontonise]

2 minutes ago, Ronson333 said:

‘Don’t eat cucumber from a women’s prison’ ?

 

 

 

[danny]

I dunno howe we are keeping this up its amazing

[Froggy]

3 hours ago, Emotic said:

Rashford literally walking back after Livramento had squirted away from him early in the second half (in the build up to Joelinton's soft shot) was embarrassing and hugely frustrating if I were a Manu fan.

 

Every game. We're playing with 10 every time he plays. 

[AJ9]

I am soooooo hungover

[Menace]

25 minutes ago, Ronson333 said:

‘Don’t eat cucumber from a women’s prison’ ?

 

 

 

He's a weirdo this lad

[Checko]

6 minutes ago, Froggy said:

 

Every game. We're playing with 10 every time he plays. 

I'm guessing he wasn't always like that. What's changed do you think?

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

27 minutes ago, Ronson333 said:

‘Don’t eat cucumber from a women’s prison’ ?

 

 

[madras]

28 minutes ago, Ronson333 said:

‘Don’t eat cucumber from a women’s prison’ ?

 

 

That's his shtick, the humorous phrase, prepared in advance. He literally wants to be known for it and his delivery isn't good enough, he's got the words mixed up in the past and it sounds forced and quite often you can tell he's trying to shoehorn his line in where it makes little sense.

[r0cafella]

Just now, madras said:

That's his shtick, the humorous phrase, prepared in advance. He literally wants to be known for it and his delivery isn't good enough, he's got the words mixed up in the past and it sounds forced and quite often you can tell he's trying to shoehorn his line in where it makes little sense.

He’s as fake as they come, completely fraud. Fortunately for him he’s raking it in. 

[Froggy]

16 minutes ago, Checko said:

I'm guessing he wasn't always like that. What's changed do you think?

 

He always was. As soon as things get tough he's always the first to fold. 

[Cronky]

44 minutes ago, Ronson333 said:

‘Don’t eat cucumber from a women’s prison’ ?

 

 

 

The most anal expletive rant ever, shirley.

 

It gets a  from me.

[GeordieDazzler]

I don’t mind Goldbridge  he’s been consistently complimentary about us this season. 

[Pokerprince2004]

51 minutes ago, Ronson333 said:

‘Don’t eat cucumber from a women’s prison’ ?

 

 

 

 Found that way funnier than I should have. Very good

[frankpingel]

Well this is a lovely morning. Thanks EH and Co. 

[GeordieDazzler]

[gbandit]

“You’ve got one second to get up or I’m getting out my Swiss Army knife”

[Groundhog63]

"get the fuck up, you snivelling rat faced, cry baby cunt" 

[Shak]

That one looked like it hurt quite a bit tbf

[Shak]

Anyone anywhere giving them any grief for clearly knowing Pope was injured and not putting the ball out, then being aggrieved the ref stopped play to get treatment on while they were trying to attack?

 

 

[Thumbheed]

18 months down the line and I still can't process or accept how good we actually are.