Dullard Punditry

[Mike]

10 hours ago, Dancing Brave said:

Troy Deeney...again

 

"Alexander Isak (Newcastle): The best striker in English football currently. The one who, if Arsenal signed him, they would win the league and everyone else would be in trouble. But they won't do that because Newcastle need him and he is too important for them. Newcastle need to spend more money in and around him though or else he will end up moving to one of the big, big clubs."

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cy0np0pwql1o

 

That is abysmal writing.

[Elric]

Actual former criminal and colossal bellend Troy Deeney... can't put my finger on it... 🤔

 

Fuck knows how he has a column anywhere, like. Might as well give one to Marlon King or Lee Hughes 🤷‍♂️ 

 

(not saying he's as much of a cunt as those two, before anyone starts )

 

 

Edited December 24, 2024 by Elric

[JLC]

10 hours ago, Elric said:

Actual former criminal and colossal bellend Troy Deeney... can't put my finger on it... 🤔

 

Fuck knows how he has a column anywhere, like. Might as well give one to Marlon King or Lee Hughes 🤷‍♂️ 

 

(not saying he's as much of a cunt as those two, before anyone starts )

 

 

 

Hang on, criminal?

[OpenC]

Did some time for an assault, did he not? 

 

**edit

 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-18584603.amp

 

I mean, I don't even mind that. It's the wank punditry and takes that are the issue

 

 

Edited December 25, 2024 by OpenC

[Ronson333]

Troy Deeney’s put three of our players in team of the week & Eddie as boss:

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c5y890v1d5po

 

Joelinton (Newcastle): He is a beast of a man. If you remember he was actually bought as a number nine. How silly were they? He is a centre-midfielder and has been excellent in Newcastle's rise for the past four weeks. He's in the team for the first time this season.

 

Cody Gakpo (Liverpool) and Anthony Gordon (Newcastle): Both these players were excellent and dynamic. They drove their teams forward and both scored. They were both thorns in the opposition's side and looking like the players we know they can be.

 

Alexander Isak (Newcastle): Back again, the man, the myth, Mr Isak. He's the best striker in the Premier League currently. Arsenal, just sign him and you'll win the league, it's really not that difficult.

 

Eddie Howe (Newcastle): He lost out on the England job and he's the only English manager that realistically had a chance of getting it. So it's good to see him doing well. We just need to see some more consistency.

[Dancing Brave]

3 minutes ago, Ronson333 said:

 

 

Alexander Isak (Newcastle): Back again, the man, the myth, Mr Isak. He's the best striker in the Premier League currently. Arsenal, just sign him and you'll win the league, it's really not that difficult.

 

 

 

The comments are spot on...

"Your TV Licence pays Troy's wages...let that sink in."

"BBC… sack Deeney & your ratings will go up."

"Troy Deeney Arsenal Football Club Chief Scout.
Third week in a row he has touted Isak to Arsenal."

[Ronson333]

6 minutes ago, Dancing Brave said:

 

The comments are spot on...

"Your TV Licence pays Troy's wages...let that sink in."

"BBC… sack Deeney & your ratings will go up."

"Troy Deeney Arsenal Football Club Chief Scout.
Third week in a row he has touted Isak to Arsenal."

This response 😀

 

“Troy Deeney is becoming best advert for Artificial Intelligence apps I've seen”

[Dancing Brave]

Just now, Ronson333 said:

This response 😀

 

“Troy Deeney is becoming best advert for Artificial Intelligence apps I've seen”

 

 

[toon25]

11 minutes ago, Dancing Brave said:

 

The comments are spot on...

"Your TV Licence pays Troy's wages...let that sink in."

"BBC… sack Deeney & your ratings will go up."

"Troy Deeney Arsenal Football Club Chief Scout.
Third week in a row he has touted Isak to Arsenal."

 

Heartening to know the BBC think ex-convict (for assault) and recently sacked League 2 manager for calling his own player lazy and shite is more preferable than employing sex pest Jermaine Jenas.

[Troll]

Troy Deeney's last three team of the weeks:

 

 

 

[ChrisMcQuillan]

6 minutes ago, Troll said:

Troy Deeney's last three team of the weeks:

 

 

 

 

Pretty disgusting.

 

Leaving aside NUFC bias, the transfer window isn't open FFS.

[GEFAFWISP]

Think he's trolling for engagement at this point the criminal scum.

[madras]

Currently listening to Carragher. Fuck me this fella speaks so much utter drivel. So pleased I rarely have him on, I'm just waiting for more interviews. Missed Isak's.

[madras]

Thus coverage is shit ! Team in 5th beat team in 14th let's spend the entire post match "analysis" talking about the team who got beat.

[nemtizz]

Analysis like that should be expected nowadays, especially with Neville at the forefront but Drury sounds like Tyler reincarnate when we score. Where's your shite, rehearsed, noncey lines now you absolute weapon

 

Folk need to stop tuning in so early and stop rewarding these cunts with so much free ad revenue. I know it's frustrating but it will never ever change.

[Elric]

I love how, almost across the board, commentators and pundits seem absolutely gutted with this result. Inject it

 

Edit: Also, fuck off Troy, get back to scaring women and children with your horrifically disfigured dish, you cunt. 

 

 

Edited December 30, 2024 by Elric

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Watched it on a foreign channel tonight, thank God. 

[madras]

Right I'm watching this Carragher and Neville thing. Is it always like this ? Why would anyone watch it more than once ?

[Stifler]

Drury was fucking devastated when we scored our 2nd, he barely even mentioned it.

[bobbydazzla]

Enjoyed the match immensely whilst listening to a DJ mix of 120bpm techno from a nightclub in Lithuania 

 

Try it, you might like it 

[madras]

13 hours ago, bobbydazzla said:

Enjoyed the match immensely whilst listening to a DJ mix of 120bpm techno from a nightclub in Lithuania 

 

Try it, you might like it 

Tycho is my choice when turning  the commentary off.

[Elma]

For those who may not have seen it, Deeney had Dubs, Schär and Joelinton in his team after Man U. No mention of Bruno.

 

Martin Dubravka (Newcastle): He's done well since he stepped in and against Manchester United, even though they dominated, he was excellent with his feet, setting off the attacks. I thought he had a really solid performance and it's not something that I have said about him over the years.

 

Fabian Schar (Newcastle) and Jacob Greaves (Ipswich Town): I thought both of them were solid, made really good tackles when they needed to.

A lot of the work was done in front of them but any work they were called upon to do, they did really well. They were solid in the tackle, they're not both known for being good footballers but were neat and tidy and did everything you want from a centre-half.

 

Joelinton (Newcastle): We had him in last week, back-to-back weeks now. I just keep thinking how did anyone think he was a number nine? This guy is a monster. He runs over people. That ball got put in the box and there was no chance little Lisandro Martinez from Manchester United was getting that. Arm across him, get out the way, goal. I thought it was a big powerful display.

 

The bloke is an idiot.

 

 

Edited 17 hours ago by Elma

[OpenC]