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15 hours ago, bobbydazzla said:

Anyone know how many cans of Fosters it’s possible to stick up your rectum before it begins to smart ?

 

Asking for a friend  

Mate and I once snuck 14 cans into Durham cricket ground between us.

 

Don't think any were up our rectum though.

 

Top tip is if you're wearing tracksuit bottoms as my mate was, stick one in a sock and stack them up your leg. Down the sleeves of a coat is another good place, can get a few in each one. 

 

Relies on fairly lax security searches though!

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2 minutes ago, Chris_R said:

Mate and I once snuck 14 cans into Durham cricket ground between us.

 

Don't think any were up our rectum though.

 

Top tip is if you're wearing tracksuit bottoms as my mate was, stick one in a sock and stack them up your leg. Down the sleeves of a coat is another good place, can get a few in each one. 

 

Relies on fairly lax security searches though!

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7 minutes ago, Chris_R said:

Mate and I once snuck 14 cans into Durham cricket ground between us.

 

Don't think any were up our rectum though.

 

Top tip is if you're wearing tracksuit bottoms as my mate was, stick one in a sock and stack them up your leg. Down the sleeves of a coat is another good place, can get a few in each one. 

 

Relies on fairly lax security searches though!


Can you ask your mate if he can remember whether any went up rectums ?
 

I like facts, not speculation 
 

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1 minute ago, Ketsbaia said:

Wife is not regretting not getting a Town Moor ticket.

 

There's no hope, right? Name is on my ticket, for example, and surely they get checked....

 

Its NFC on phones, just like SJP. You scan it goes green you go in. They wont give a shit about the names. Thats if they're even scanning the tickets, but they must have to do something otherwise will be far too many people. 

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6 minutes ago, Adam said:

 

Its NFC on phones, just like SJP. You scan it goes green you go in. They wont give a shit about the names. Thats if they're even scanning the tickets, but they must have to do something otherwise will be far too many people. 

 

In that case, has anybody got a spare Town Moor ticket they could kindly pass over? :aww:

 

 

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1 hour ago, Danh1 said:

What way you coming in? Might be worth parking in Gateshead if from the south, can see the traffic being wild crossing the Tyne. 
 

Im going to park in Gosforth and walk in. Trying to avoid the city centre and Metro. 
 

On a match day when I’ve got the car I park in the (quite rough) estate opposite Elswixk Fire Station and walk in. Bout 10 mins from SJP 

 

Came from the South across the Tyne. Chucked our car in a multistorey by the Arena. Our Airbnb is westward down the main road the multistorey is on so we shouldn't struggle too much getting away, hopefully...

 

 

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