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I bet our transfers office is in absolute chaos. I can see striker scouting reports strewn all over the floor, the defender scouting reports sitting in a giant untouched pile, frantic phone calls asking the bosses secretary if she can ask him if we can raise the Wissa bid by a few million. Someone panicking because we need a midfielder as well and it hadn’t come up in any of the teams calls.

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1 minute ago, Kimbo said:

I bet our transfers office is in absolute chaos. I can see striker scouting reports strewn all over the floor, the defender scouting reports sitting in a giant untouched pile, frantic phone calls asking the bosses secretary if she can ask him if we can raise the Wissa bid by a few million. Someone panicking because we need a midfielder as well and it hadn’t come up in any of the teams calls.


Suds will be on his laptop in the bogs

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43 minutes ago, Kimbo said:

I bet our transfers office is in absolute chaos. I can see striker scouting reports strewn all over the floor, the defender scouting reports sitting in a giant untouched pile, frantic phone calls asking the bosses secretary if she can ask him if we can raise the Wissa bid by a few million. Someone panicking because we need a midfielder as well and it hadn’t come up in any of the teams calls.

 

Andy Howe (frantically googling players): "This striker will do, we just need someone in! Can someone get the all clear from the CEO?"

 

PA: " We... don't have a CEO..."

 

AH: "Get me the Saudis then!"

 

PA: "Their phone's going straight to voicemail, has been since May.."

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Just now, TRon said:

Shame this story which was so exciting yesterday is now getting overshadowed by the Isak nonsense. 

I’m still excited by it. Makes it easier for me that Isak wants away. I’ve had time to think about it now (just not long up after night shift) Fuck him. The club is bigger than him. Bruno gets it. We want players that get it. We move on, at a snails pace no doubt but we move on. In Eddie we trust. 

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