joeyt Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 This has really tickled me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kocunar Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 Fuck Sweden. Give us the next German number 9. I can already see him lifting the World Cup trophy as the main striker while being a Newcastle player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryanegg Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 7 minutes ago, Charlies said: Yes. Not for me how it sounds in my head. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kocunar Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 1 minute ago, joeyt said: This has really tickled me He who must be named. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 (edited) 2 minutes ago, joeyt said: This has really tickled me Ah God aye, it's gonna be a nightmare on that front. On here as well tbh. Hopefully any attempts at puns result in an autobahn Edited August 28, 2025 by Kid Icarus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 3 minutes ago, Dr.Spaceman said: Sad bastard (the Twatter user), why do we need a video of that After this summer, knowing he's actually in the city, aye fucking rights we do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee_Johnny Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 2 hours ago, Holmesy said: just watched his Youtube highlight reel - looks better than Isak. Looked like he was playing for Gateshead (or Sunderland in the League Cup) in some of the clips I saw: ground sizes and crowds wise, not quality (…no offence to the Dark Lord). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hudson Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 15 minutes ago, oldtype said: One of her videos popped up on my feed while I was going through a bunch of Sesko highlights and I was like "eh this is looks kinda amateurish but I'll leave it on in the background for five minutes." And then gradually I realize that she is unironically very good at this. She outclasses any of the TV Female pundits with her knowledge. As for Her style reminds me of early 2000’s business seminar, blue sky thinking PowerPoint wankfest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee_Johnny Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 22 minutes ago, Fak said: I can get a room for £112 on booking.com—tempted to go and stalk! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kocunar Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 I for one, accept our new Woldemort overlord. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 There he is @JT24 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CallumG6 Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 Just think of all the content when it’s announced, gonna be stiff as a board. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nortoon Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 He's so tall! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT24 Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 1 minute ago, The Prophet said: There he is @JT24 Hard to see anything over that giant, unnecessary, watermark. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackflap Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 Love how with all the desperate rummaging for strikers that was going on of late never saw this guys name mentioned once, then it comes out of nowhere and seemed so obvious all along. The Bundesliga cautionary tales are there but it's easy to watch clips of this guy and dream of what he could become. Really need to get another striker signing though so the pressures not all on him, Ballsak had the luxury of deputising for Wilon initially Can see it though, a year from now everyone breathing a collective thank fuck for Sesko choosing ManU. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 Just now, nortoon said: He's so tall! Let's sign ourselves a big lanky goggle eyed freak! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrianSwan Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 Seems like a 6'6 version of Joao Pedro. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 2 minutes ago, JT24 said: Hard to see anything over that giant, unnecessary, watermark. Needs a better camera phone too - looks like it was recorded on a late ‘00s Nokia Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronson333 Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 1 minute ago, BrianSwan said: Seems like a 6'6 version of Joao Pedro. More like a Berbatov for me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 3 minutes ago, jackflap said: Love how with all the desperate rummaging for strikers that was going on of late never saw this guys name mentioned once, then it comes out of nowhere and seemed so obvious all along. The Bundesliga cautionary tales are there but it's easy to watch clips of this guy and dream of what he could become. Really need to get another striker signing though so the pressures not all on him, Ballsak had the luxury of deputising for Wilon initially Can see it though, a year from now everyone breathing a collective thank fuck for Sesko choosing ManU. TBF there were a few on here putting his name forward earlier in the window. Fair play, bet they are smug AF right now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Facundo Ferreyra Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 19 minutes ago, Pearljam10 said: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieDazzler Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 Surely there’s a reworking of Why Aye Man to be done. Especially as that song has so many references to Germany in it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 Anyone else like me and only heard pieces about him but absolutely in love? Hes like everything I could ask for in a striker, an absolute unit but with silky ball skills and a unpronounceable foreign name as well as needlessly ridiculous facial hair. Hes also not Alex Isak. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 Will he be number 9 ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Posted August 28, 2025 Share Posted August 28, 2025 Some further analysis, let’s see if I am correct Cons: doesn’t look the fastest player, especially re his acceleration. Terribly one-footed, and considering his height you would expect him to score much more headers. You should have reservation re his ability to finish the chances within the penalty area Pros: great touch and he really polish a rare skill set nowadays: able to make full use of his body to turn. Great vision as well. I don’t expect him to dribble like Ibra as it’s just Bundesliga where every ST got spaces like an ocean, but given his skill set he does able to contribute greatly to our build up play from the back. This is something Isak able to do but Woltemade probably could do it better I don’t think he plays like Isak or Ekitike. Instead he looks like a poor version of Kane, which probably explains why Bayern want him badly. He can fit Howe’s requirement as our ST. I just don’t expect him to finish the chances and score goals more than Isak, unless he can train up his left foot finishing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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