AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 1 hour ago, Foxy Ruel said: If he wasn’t registered in time could we try to disguise him as Joe Willock? Gordon is doable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 57 minutes ago, sushimonster85 said: To be fair, I would understand if the club has been well and truly spooked this summer. Imagine there were times they were confident on Pedro, Ekitike, Trafford, and Sesko only for other teams to enter the bidding. Yeah, thought about that too. Probably wanted it done as fast as possible so we don't get gazumped again 😅 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris L Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 1 minute ago, AyeDubbleYoo said: Gordon is doable. He’s suspended so that wouldn’t work Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crayola Kid Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 2 hours ago, BottledDog said: 6 foot 6 and a nice set of guns, the undisputed king of your mums. Woltemade. - Carter USM (Sheriff Fatman) I thought for ages that our Swedish strikers name would scan brilliantly to 'California Dreamin'. New guy could fit that too. But since you brought up Carter USM, what about Ruby Tuesday? Both songs would sound great as they are sung slowly and can be absolutely bellowed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 1 hour ago, sushimonster85 said: To be fair, I would understand if the club has been well and truly spooked this summer. Imagine there were times they were confident on Pedro, Ekitike, Trafford, and Sesko only for other teams to enter the bidding. I also don’t think anyone expected the sheer amount of spending that the top teams were going to do, all at the same time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 If we can't play him on Saturday because fucking Stuttgart couldn't turn on their fax machine quickly enough Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 Can I just say that every single player song come up with on this forum except Sunday Monday Habib Beye and Thunderball/ Lewis Hall are absolute shite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 1 minute ago, oldtype said: If we can't play him on Saturday because fucking Stuttgart couldn't turn on their fax machine quickly enough Lee Charnley has a lot to answer for Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosenrot Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 1 minute ago, James said: Can I just say that every single player song come up with on this forum except Sunday Monday Habib Beye and Thunderball/ Lewis Hall are absolute shite. No you can’t Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 9 minutes ago, AyeDubbleYoo said: Gordon is doable. Suspended though….and he’d have to play on his knees… Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 I've heard he's smashing Bedouin's Feast like his big pal Malick tonight, so it's just as well he's not playing tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 11 minutes ago, James said: Can I just say that every single player song come up with on this forum except Sunday Monday Habib Beye and Thunderball/ Lewis Hall are absolute shite. Most sensible James post I've ever seen. Things really are looking up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 Player registration rules on transfers are so stupid Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 14 minutes ago, James said: Can I just say that every single player song come up with on this forum except Sunday Monday Habib Beye and Thunderball/ Lewis Hall are absolute shite. Steady on. It's not like they're trying to shoehorn 'Buffalo Soldier' into a chant for the latest arrival or anything... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonas Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 28 minutes ago, James said: Can I just say that every single player song come up with on this forum except Sunday Monday Habib Beye and Thunderball/ Lewis Hall are absolute shite. Should be outlawed until after a player has played and we've seen what they're like and capture some element of zeitgeist. "He turned you down" I always hated the sentiment but at least it was from the "its coming home" summer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 Nah nah na na na na, na na na Nick Woltemade! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OpenC Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 36 minutes ago, James said: Can I just say that every single player song come up with on this forum except Sunday Monday Habib Beye and Thunderball/ Lewis Hall are absolute shite. Mapouuuu Yanga-Mbiwa to Werewolves Of London was inspired Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checko Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 36 minutes ago, James said: Can I just say that every single player song come up with on this forum except Sunday Monday Habib Beye and Thunderball/ Lewis Hall are absolute shite. My Tonali one was class and didn't get the respect it deserved. And if I could remember it I'd prove it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 To the old Nickelodeon tune Nick nick nick nick nick nick nick... Nicky Woltemade Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holloway Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 watching those reels what a hugely interesting signing, man. A big mooching Jorman skipping about like a fucking ballerina Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 Chants dreamt up on the forum are the worst part of the internet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo123 Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 Give me a W... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crayola Kid Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 43 minutes ago, James said: Can I just say that every single player song come up with on this forum except Sunday Monday Habib Beye and Thunderball/ Lewis Hall are absolute shite. Crikey. I've read a lot of your posts over the years, and the last thing that has ever come to mind reading them would be to imagine you have a single care as to how they would be received by anyone ever (that's a positive, honest) and here you are asking if you can 'just say'! So. New chant suggestion. We update 'the blaydon races' to match 'the camp town ladies'. Basically we all shout 'blaydon races sing this song doo dah doo dah, blaydon races five miles long all the doo dah day' It'll be just like blazing saddles. Purely beltah Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crayola Kid Posted August 29, 2025 Share Posted August 29, 2025 8 minutes ago, Shearergol said: Chants dreamt up on the forum are the worst part of the internet. Clearly not Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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