Nick Woltemade

[Conjo]

Love players that are simply impossible to dispossess. Knock the ball to his feet, get runners around him. Goal.

[Tsunami]

He needs to hit the gym and cardio. Nice start for him and the goal was a major plus. Such a pity that Wissa is injured, we’re going to have to carefully manage his minutes until he’s up to speed.

[Rich]

What a fucking start, loved Joelinton pushing him towards the Gallowgate at the end to get his roar.

[Vaj]

Great debut that, didn’t get the ball much but when he did he was almost faultless with the ball. With more training and more fitness to PL levels you can see how much he can elevate the whole team and hopefully get involved even more. Isak was an incredible striker but you can see how Woltemade could work better for the team than the rat did. 
 

Perhaps as important, but he seems like such a nice guy who’s buzzing to be here and I’m sure he will integrate really well with our tight knit squad. 
 

Exciting times! 

[Fak]

Looked neat and tidy. Nothing flash but great header and a huge weight off his shoulders banging in the winner on his debut. Plenty more to come from Das Woltemade 

[St1pe]

Only seen those twitter individual match compilations of this guy but I can already tell he’s going to be gold for Gordon with his hold up play. 

[jack j]

Ole Ole ole

[CPL]

To the tune of 'Do The Conga'

 

Doo doo doo... Nicholas Wol-te-ma-de 

[MagPar]

4 minutes ago, Fak said:

Looked neat and tidy. Nothing flash but great header and a huge weight off his shoulders banging in the winner on his debut. Plenty more to come from Das Woltemade 

Nothing flash, did you not see the touch that started the offside goal? It was sublime.

[Fak]

Just now, MagPar said:

Nothing flash, did you not see the touch that started the offside goal? It was sublime.

 

That was nothing flash to a footballer of my ability. 

[MagPar]

I think howling is the way to go for the big wolf. It would be unique too. 

 

Hooooow

Hooooow

Hooooooooowwwwwwlllll

[KennyUtd]

1 minute ago, MagPar said:

I think howling is the way to go for the big wolf. It would be unique too. 

 

Hooooow

Hooooow

Hooooooooowwwwwwlllll

You smoking some good gear today Par.

[MagPar]

Does Howe start them both though? From that one performance he's shown what he can bring to the team.

 

.Holds the ball up well 

.Lays it off for others to have a shot 

.Perfect for flicking on the long throws

.Goals

 

It's a good headache for Howe.

[MagPar]

2 minutes ago, KennyUtd said:

You smoking some good gear today Par.

Nah, my anxiety is bad enough without weed. 

 

Hoooooow

Hoooooow

Hoooooowwwwwwwlllllll

🐺 

[KennyUtd]

14 minutes ago, MagPar said:

Nah, my anxiety is bad enough without weed. 

 

Hoooooow

Hoooooow

Hoooooowwwwwwwlllllll

🐺

Are you the Lone Wolf from Still Game?

I hope not mind. Proper annoying little dick he was. 😁

[Thumbheed]

Think that goal was more important for us as fans than it was him as a debutant. 

 

Great way to ease the anxiety we'll all have been feeling.

 

 

[vexred]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/cly7k3zdge1t

 

2min interview with him. He comes across really well and his English is great. 

[MagPar]

15 minutes ago, KennyUtd said:

Are you the Lone Wolf from Still Game?

I hope not mind. Proper annoying little dick he was. 😁

I'm more like Victor.

[KaKa]

8 minutes ago, Thumbheed said:

Great way to ease the anxiety we'll all have been feeling.

 

 

 

Speak for yourself bed wetter! 

[Danh1]

Big fucking Jorman. 

[MagPar]

1 minute ago, KaKa said:

 

Speak for yourself bed wetter! 

Same. I never doubted him.

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

1 hour ago, SteV said:

Looked Gassed late on 

[Fak]

Just now, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

Looked Gassed late on 

 

He wasn't playing late on

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

2 minutes ago, Fak said:

 

He wasn't playing late on

Here Fak, Eat shit 

[TBG]

Couldn't last the full game? Can see why Berlin fell so easy.