Dyeyzzon Posted November 14, 2025 Share Posted November 14, 2025 Passing: Cabaye Creativity: Ben Arfa Shooting: Shearer Speed: Bellamy Stamina: Jonas Heading: Carroll Strength: Joelinton Dribbling: Ginola Touch: Woltemade Mentality: Trippier Doing this in reverse made for an interesting challenge Spoiler Passing: Hendrick Creativity: Colback Shooting: Riviere Speed: Boumsong Stamina: Owen Heading: Xisco Strength: Ferguson Dribbling: Campbell Touch: Bramble Mentality: Dyer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted November 14, 2025 Share Posted November 14, 2025 Would have Shelvey for stamina in the reverse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjohnson Posted November 14, 2025 Share Posted November 14, 2025 25 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said: Would have Shelvey for stamina in the reverse. Luuk de Jong for shooting Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPL Posted November 14, 2025 Share Posted November 14, 2025 4 hours ago, Joe1984 said: Robert for power. Has to be up there... That video of Bernard slowing falling to the fall after taking one of his thunderbolts in the temple Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myleftboot Posted November 14, 2025 Share Posted November 14, 2025 Cock size: Asprilla. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted November 14, 2025 Share Posted November 14, 2025 (Not trying to be edgy); Isak in the conversation for shooting? Definitely the best after Shearer in my lifetime; not old enough to remember Cole. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted November 14, 2025 Share Posted November 14, 2025 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Yorkie said: (Not trying to be edgy); Isak in the conversation for shooting? Definitely the best after Shearer in my lifetime; not old enough to remember Cole. Personally, would have Ba ahead of him in that department. Edited November 14, 2025 by Fenham Mag Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted November 14, 2025 Share Posted November 14, 2025 3 hours ago, Optimistic Nut said: Would have Shelvey for stamina in the reverse. Viduka Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted November 14, 2025 Share Posted November 14, 2025 2 hours ago, Myleftboot said: Cock size: Asprilla. How do you know? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe1984 Posted November 14, 2025 Share Posted November 14, 2025 1 hour ago, Yorkie said: (Not trying to be edgy); Isak in the conversation for shooting? Definitely the best after Shearer in my lifetime; not old enough to remember Cole. Missed too many one on one's... 😁 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitley mag Posted November 14, 2025 Share Posted November 14, 2025 What the King says. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vicente_14 Posted November 14, 2025 Share Posted November 14, 2025 Yedlin must be in with a shout for speed, absolutely rapid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ9 Posted November 14, 2025 Share Posted November 14, 2025 Passing: Bruno Creativity: Beardsley Shooting: Shearer Speed: Bellamy Stamina: Tonali Heading: Ferdinand Strength: Joelinton Dribbling: Ben Arfa Touch: Woltemade Mentality: Trippier Pens: Shola Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyeyzzon Posted November 14, 2025 Share Posted November 14, 2025 2 hours ago, Yorkie said: (Not trying to be edgy); Isak in the conversation for shooting? Definitely the best after Shearer in my lifetime; not old enough to remember Cole. If I’d put him in this, probably it’s for his movement off the ball. Probably our most intelligent striker in that regard. Good finisher but if you want strikers whose shooting really defined them, Shearer or even Cisse for me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush Posted November 14, 2025 Share Posted November 14, 2025 Ben Arfa in every category bar mentality. Sorry not sorry. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ9 Posted November 14, 2025 Share Posted November 14, 2025 Isak is maybe top 3 for finishing. Cole, Shearer, and then Isak I think Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted November 14, 2025 Share Posted November 14, 2025 10 minutes ago, AJ9 said: Isak is maybe top 3 for finishing. Cole, Shearer, and then Isak I think If you are having Isak in that list you should probably consider Owen, unfortunately. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingxlnc Posted November 14, 2025 Share Posted November 14, 2025 Who is the best crosser? Is it as simple as Solano? Can't think of too many better? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted November 14, 2025 Share Posted November 14, 2025 2 minutes ago, kingxlnc said: Who is the best crosser? Is it as simple as Solano? Can't think of too many better? Murphy and Robert are up there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingxlnc Posted November 14, 2025 Share Posted November 14, 2025 Aura - Ginola Swagger - Asprilla Flair - Ben Arfa Tenacity - Tiote First touch - Tonali Gillespie perhaps could be speed or crossing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted November 14, 2025 Share Posted November 14, 2025 (edited) 2 hours ago, Fak said: Viduka He'd be right up there for strength as well. Even though he was at the end of his career here if the ball was played up to him, it stuck and you weren't getting it off him. If Woltemade could get his upper body strength he'd be unplayable. Edited November 14, 2025 by Optimistic Nut Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UncleBingo Posted November 14, 2025 Share Posted November 14, 2025 54 minutes ago, kingxlnc said: Aura - Ginola Swagger - Asprilla Flair - Ben Arfa Tenacity - Tiote First touch - Tonali Gillespie perhaps could be speed or crossing Ginola's first touch was insane, better than Tonali's for me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndonesianToon Posted November 14, 2025 Share Posted November 14, 2025 16 hours ago, Fenham Mag said: Passing: Bruno G Creativity: Solano Shooting: Shearer Speed: Gordon Stamina: Tonali Heading: Burn Strength: Lascelles Dribbling: Ben Arfa Touch: Woltemade Mentality: Trippier Speed related. I assumed bellamy was before your time, no ? He was phenomenal. Btw, I think the quickest was Oba Martins. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndonesianToon Posted November 14, 2025 Share Posted November 14, 2025 1 hour ago, kingxlnc said: Who is the best crosser? Is it as simple as Solano? Can't think of too many better? Gillespie worth mentioning. I always remember that match against Barca Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abacus Posted November 14, 2025 Share Posted November 14, 2025 I'm not sure this Frankenstein footballer would be all that much cop. He'd have to pass to himself on the wing, speedily get there, cross to himself and then head or shoot, while the rest of the team is presumably smoking a tab. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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