Aphrodite Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Listening to the match on the radio, Lockwood read the f***ing socre out regularly for listeners just tuning in. You bellend. What's wrong with that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 "Chicarito". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 "Chicarito". This. Its exactly the kind of thing Manure fans latch onto that makes them so insufferable... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Listening to the match on the radio, Lockwood read the f***ing socre out regularly for listeners just tuning in. You bellend. What's wrong with that? I want him to read the score out regularly but he doesnt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 When Lockwood shouts "CARROLL! YES!......................NO, kicked off the line". Not as bad however as Mick Lowes who describes the build up to a goal again before actually declaring we've scored. The Owen goal at Aston Villa in the 4-1 defeat a few years ago had been scored about 45 seconds before I even realised we were 1 up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 When Lockwood shouts "CARROLL! YES!......................NO, kicked off the line". Not as bad however as Mick Lowes who describes the build up to a goal again before actually declaring we've scored. The Owen goal at Aston Villa in the 4-1 defeat a few years ago had been scored about 45 seconds before I even realised we were 1 up. Reminds me of back in the day when we have Cole and Beardsley up front, Mike Lowes shouting "ANDY COLE, WHAT A BENDER" Meaning Andy Cole tried to curl one past the keeper but just missed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobby_solano Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Reminds me of back in the day when we have Cole and Beardsley up front, Mike Lowes shouting "ANDY COLE, WHAT A BENDER" Meaning Andy Cole tried to curl one past the keeper but just missed. i remember listening when we played west ham one year and julian dicks was having a really good game and was involved in a lot of west ham's clearing/blocking/attacking etc and the commentator (can't remember if it was lowes or lockwood) shouts 'it's like west ham have got 11 dicks on the field!' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Reminds me of back in the day when we have Cole and Beardsley up front, Mike Lowes shouting "ANDY COLE, WHAT A BENDER" Meaning Andy Cole tried to curl one past the keeper but just missed. i remember listening when we played west ham one year and julian dicks was having a really good game and was involved in a lot of west ham's clearing/blocking/attacking etc and the commentator (can't remember if it was lowes or lockwood) shouts 'it's like west ham have got 11 dicks on the field!' That rings a bell you know! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aphrodite Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Listening to the match on the radio, Lockwood read the f***ing socre out regularly for listeners just tuning in. You bellend. What's wrong with that? I want him to read the score out regularly but he doesnt. Oops, misread it, thought you were complaining that he was reading it out! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Listening to the match on the radio, Lockwood read the f***ing socre out regularly for listeners just tuning in. You bellend. What's wrong with that? I want him to read the score out regularly but he doesnt. Oops, misread it, thought you were complaining that he was reading it out! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 All this shite dancing by wankers after goals. E.g. Bebe, Elokobi, Adebayor, Gyan, a whole host of other insufferable twats. Fuck off the lot of you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 All this shite dancing by wankers after goals. E.g. Bebe, Elokobi, Adebayor, Gyan, a whole host of other insufferable twats. Fuck off the lot of you. Jonas? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 That hate is particularly refreshing. FUCK OFF WITH YOUR DANCING! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 All this shite dancing by wankers after goals. E.g. Bebe, Elokobi, Adebayor, Gyan, a whole host of other insufferable twats. Fuck off the lot of you. Jonas? Aye, he can fuck off n all. The lush bastard. If players did a spot of ballroom dancing that'd be quite funny so that I'd accept. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 All this shite dancing by wankers after goals. E.g. Bebe, Elokobi, Adebayor, Gyan, a whole host of other insufferable twats. Fuck off the lot of you. Jonas? Aye, he can fuck off n all. The lush bastard. If players did a spot of ballroom dancing that'd be quite funny so that I'd accept. Like that Icelandic team did? I'd post the video but its got match footage.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 I'd like to expand on that and say fans that do daft little choreographed celebrations in the pub. Some c*** was at it today when arsenal scored their third and did this daft pretendy bowling thing. He clearly thought he was cool as fuck. We all just thought he was an idiotic little bollock. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Tbh, if the simultaneous celebration was actually good, say, a mass robot, it'd be amusing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Tbh, if the simultaneous celebration was actually good, say, a mass robot, it'd be amusing. Aye. It's just the individual shitty dancing that really annoys me. Just celebrate normally man this isn't some cunts got talent ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 when the stadium announcer just says the first name of a player and lets the crowd shout the surname. eg "to be replaced by number 21 Saloman..." KALOU! dunno why it annoys me it just does. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 I have done it loads....When you are defending and fall over you always get the free kick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Players, particularly strikers, who hesitate to shoot. Maybe I've been spoiled by ten years of Alan Shearer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 defenders who back off and off and who seem to have no idea where the penalty area they are defending is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted October 27, 2010 Share Posted October 27, 2010 Football.......at tiimes I hate and loath it and part wished i'd been brought up on "warlord" comics instead of toon programmes and the football pink. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segun Oluwaniyi Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 All this s**** dancing by wankers after goals. E.g. Bebe, Elokobi, Adebayor, Gyan, a whole host of other insufferable twats. f*** off the lot of you. Funny that you named four African players I personally love dancing after the goals. It's is one of the marvelous things in football, and something unique. What I cannot stand is players who reveal stupid messages on their undershirt after they have scored. It's fine if someone has died or there is some great political cause, but I do not care about the birthing of your children or the making of your wife. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest n4e Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 I'd like to expand on that and say fans that do daft little choreographed celebrations in the pub. Some c*** was at it today when arsenal scored their third and did this daft pretendy bowling thing. He clearly thought he was cool as fuck. We all just thought he was an idiotic little bollock. Class. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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