Segun Oluwaniyi Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 Those horrific football jokes people make after any big victory for their team. It is possibly the most tedious thing of all things. "(renowned striker/attacking midfielder) was declared missing yesterday, but was eventually found in the back pocket of (defensive midfielder/centre back)" "Three-fourths of the world is covered by water, the rest by (centre midfielder)" "(striker who's scored two or more goals) is wanted for rape in (whatever city he scored these goals in)" This is the worst thing imaginable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 Is three-fourths the same as 3 quarters ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 thought lovejoy was a watford fan before turning to glory seeking? his new ad for pasta is vomit inducing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted November 2, 2010 Share Posted November 2, 2010 f***ing goal music, honestly clubs shouldn't be allowed in the Premier League if they have it. Athletic de Bilbao's new stadium is supposed to have goal music *and* light show. Pure cringe if they really go with it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest n4e Posted November 4, 2010 Share Posted November 4, 2010 I'd like to expand on that and say fans that do daft little choreographed celebrations in the pub. Some c*** was at it today when arsenal scored their third and did this daft pretendy bowling thing. He clearly thought he was cool as fuck. We all just thought he was an idiotic little bollock. Class. I can't believe anyone would do a pre-meditated celebration in the pub, what a divvy. The whole post has me cracked up everytime I read it. Bowling celebration in a pub man, love how he waited until the third to do it aswell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Morten Gamst Pedersen. He just seems like a total twat, and I hate the way he plays. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Our f***ing ball boys. Saying that they haven't been nearly as sh**e this season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Morten Gamst Pedersen. He just seems like a total twat, and I hate the way he plays. He's got a Paul Cuntington hairstyle, that's what does it for me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 thought lovejoy was a watford fan before turning to glory seeking? Yeap, that is true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Our f***ing ball boys. Saying that they haven't been nearly as sh**e this season They're shite, a little too young I think, they have no awareness of what is going on around them and can't even kick / throw the ball far enough more often than not. Been like that for years. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 I vividly remember one game against Man Utd a few seasons ago. This one ball boy in particular had been horrendously poor. Couldn't throw, kick and it took him an age to give our lot the ball. Man Utd got a quick attack, the ball went out and the ball boy got the ball to Ronaldo in a nano second and Man Utd nearly scored. I was fuming. I reckon we should use the Academy lads. Not the 16 year olds that teams like Wigan use, but the Under 11's/12's who actually have hand eye co-ordination and the power to kick a ball more than 8 yards to a keeper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 I vividly remember one game against Man Utd a few seasons ago. This one ball boy in particular had been horrendously poor. Couldn't throw, kick and it took him an age to give our lot the ball. Man Utd got a quick attack, the ball went out and the ball boy got the ball to Ronaldo in a nano second and Man Utd nearly scored. I was fuming. I reckon we should use the Academy lads. Not the 16 year olds that teams like Wigan use, but the Under 11's/12's who actually have hand eye co-ordination and the power to kick a ball more than 8 yards to a keeper. I've been saying this for years. Everton have trained lads who know what to do to help the team so why not us. Anyway, the term warchest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Aye we should, it all went wrong when Shepherd started getting kids parents to pay to have their kid be a ball boy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Patronising commentators when non-league teams are playing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Patronising commentators when non-league teams are playing. "And it's MICKY DEVLIN... THE POSTMAN! Who SCORES to put NON LEAGUE FC INTO THE SECOND ROUND!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Patronising commentators when non-league teams are playing. "And it's MICKY DEVLIN... THE POSTMAN! Who SCORES to put NON LEAGUE FC INTO THE SECOND ROUND!" *Camera pans to Leeds fans after going 1-0 up against Man United* 'You tell them it's impossible, you tell them.' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 It's usually great seeing a tiny (and really they are tiny, relatively) club scoring against a 'big' club but it's often ruined by the commentary. WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT IT! THE BUTCHER, BAKER AND CANDLE STICK MAKER ALL ON THE SCORESHEET! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Jay Spearing's stupid face. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted November 7, 2010 Share Posted November 7, 2010 Jay Spearing's stupid face. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 Liam Ridgewell. I don't know why, he just annoys me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 My Dad says "Put Gillette on" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 When a team concedes a freekick and they kick the ball to the spot where the freekick will be taken from. Leave it, let the other team sort it out ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Zaius Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 Patronising commentators when non-league teams are playing. "And it's MICKY DEVLIN... THE POSTMAN! Who SCORES to put NON LEAGUE FC INTO THE SECOND ROUND!" *Camera pans to Leeds fans after going 1-0 up against Man United* 'You tell them it's impossible, you tell them.' Without even hearing the commentery i'd put my house on it being the cunt Tyldesley coming out with that? Infact I can hear his voice now. cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted November 9, 2010 Share Posted November 9, 2010 Patronising commentators when non-league teams are playing. "He's only went and tackled WAYNE ROONEY! Something to tell the grandchildren about." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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