GM Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 THE RUMOUR MILL Craig Bellamy, Peter Crouch and Dirk Kuyt will be packed in Cellophane, shoved in Rafa Benitez's Datsun Sunny and taken to the 18th annual Wirral Car Boot Sale. Provided they can fit Crouchy in the boot, that is. With the £6.18 and Prince William/Kate Middleton commemorative wedding Tupperware set Rafa gets for that little lot, Liverpool will capture David Villa, Morten Gamst Pedersen and Benni McCarthy. Cartoon-legged, teetotallin', gambling man Michael Owen will whir about the GlazerDome next season. Until he gets injured. Microsoft's co-founder Paul Allen, the 19th richest man in the world, will take over Southampton this summer. Well, Matt Le Tisser always was a fan of chips etc, and so on. http://football.guardian.co.uk/fiver/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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