maze Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Yes, well, just what we needed... typical..... > What now? SA is no messias, and Mark A. needs to be willing to spend some cash now, otherwise I'm afraid some of us need to step in during the upcomin' season Who is Mark A? Ops.... wrong name.. hehe... but you understand what I mean Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Lets get the court hearing out of the way then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
olliemort Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Well, our central midfield cover is poor, and my suggestion is to get 1 defencive midfielder, 2 left backs, 1 right back and at least 1 more central defender. 5 new players before September 1st. I think we can conclude with the fact that Newcastle United is cursed. Joey Barton plays one and a half match and gets a broken metatarsal from a friendly game against Carlisle. How is that possible? > not really,we have Emre,Butt,dyer,geremi,nzogbia! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmymag Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Been watching the golf all weekend and just logged on to get the latest news and this hits me between the eyes!We are fucking cursed and Ashley should invest some of his money getting the club exorcised asap. What a pisser!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted July 22, 2007 Share Posted July 22, 2007 Makes you think though...........how many of us were laughing when we heard that west ham french midfielder was out for 6 months? a slight breeze of karma may have passed by I still have faith we'll get the required players in before time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crumpy Gunt Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 From todays Journal FORMER Newcastle midfielder Hugo Viana is facing a lengthy spell on the sidelines after breaking a metatarsal in his right foot in training with his new club Osasuna. The Portugal international only arrived at the Pamplona club on a 12-month loan from La Liga rivals Valencia this month and, according to Osasuna medical chief Patxi Cipriain, is now set to be out for between three and four months. Viana, 24, has returned to his parent club and will undergo further tests today Can't see Barton being a 6 week job myself. Rather optimisticguess stating 6 weeks - especially as it's serious enough to require an operation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sicko2ndbest Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Why did it have to be Barton, why is it never Carr! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tomi Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 From todays Journal FORMER Newcastle midfielder Hugo Viana is facing a lengthy spell on the sidelines after breaking a metatarsal in his right foot in training with his new club Osasuna. The Portugal international only arrived at the Pamplona club on a 12-month loan from La Liga rivals Valencia this month and, according to Osasuna medical chief Patxi Cipriain, is now set to be out for between three and four months. Viana, 24, has returned to his parent club and will undergo further tests today Can't see Barton being a 6 week job myself. Rather optimisticguess stating 6 weeks - especially as it's serious enough to require an operation. Viana has his metatarsal broken, Barton's "only" partially fractured. Although I'm not an expert, this difference can cause the shorter healing time in Joey's case. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
spizz energi Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 I don't believe in jinxes, even though I'm married... hopefully Big Sam's fitness programmes will stamp out our rotten luck with injuries after a season. Pisser Barton won't be starting the campaign, especially at Bolton. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TampaToon Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 can't blame this one on fitness, it's just one of those things that can happen - don't know of any fitness routines that make bones less breakable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bonk Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 can't blame this one on fitness, it's just one of those things that can happen - don't know of any fitness routines that make bones less breakable. I heard putting emu oil on your bollocks and sucking milk directly from the cow's teet is as close to a break free skeleton as possible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 I heard putting emu oil on your bollocks and sucking milk directly from the cow's teet is as close to a break free skeleton as possible. Let's know how you get on when the trial is over. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 ManYoo's preparations for the 2007/08 season have been rocked by the confirmation that Paul Scholes will undergo an exploratory knee operation after being sent home from the pre-season tour of Asia. "We don't think it's serious but it could keep him out for three weeks or a month," reported Sir Alex. The NUFC curse 'spreads' to Man Utd! As only we have injuries, y'see. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Why did it have to be Barton, why is it never Carr! Carr is never fit enough to get injured again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkhead Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 Why did it have to be Barton, why is it never Carr! Carr is never fit enough to get injured again. Carr just doesn't force himself in anyway. last season his only good game was right at the end and most of the times he was shocking and directly responsible for conceded goals.. if Sam doesn't realize this with his advanced space technology practices, we're lost Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohmelads Posted July 25, 2007 Share Posted July 25, 2007 ManYoo's preparations for the 2007/08 season have been rocked by the confirmation that Paul Scholes will undergo an exploratory knee operation after being sent home from the pre-season tour of Asia. "We don't think it's serious but it could keep him out for three weeks or a month," reported Sir Alex. The NUFC curse 'spreads' to Man Utd! As only we have injuries, y'see. The difference is Man Utd are probably shocked by this news. I'd be surprised to hear anyone who has suffered more injuries than we did last season. Missing 15 players against Chelsea, having something like 7 players requiring surgery, losing three goalkeepers at once... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Texasmag Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 I thought Joey Barton had a fractured metatarsal. It says on Physioroom that it's broken. For once I think we are not top of the injury list! Chelsea are above us! Let's hope BSA can get us further down that list. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Saw him at Newcaslte airport on Sunday. On crutches. Looked fucked, tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Texasmag Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Wonder where he was off to? Bit of R & R no doubt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Wonder where he was off to? Bit of R & R no doubt. Was wondering that myself. Would've caught up with him but I was so hungover I could barely stand; he was quicker than me even on crutches. Caught a snippet of his chat with whoever he was with and it was about food poisoning, the phrase 'fucking coming out of both ends' popped up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Newbie Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Wonder where he was off to? Bit of R & R no doubt. Doubt it, he's in court again on Thursday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alan_Shearer Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Tbf we have cover in Butt, Dyer, Luque... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Tbf we have cover in Butt, Dyer, Luque... I don't know what world you live in where Luque is cover for Joey Barton. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Texasmag Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Wonder where he was off to? Bit of R & R no doubt. Was wondering that myself. Would've caught up with him but I was so hungover I could barely stand; he was quicker than me even on crutches. Caught a snippet of his chat with whoever he was with and it was about food poisoning, the phrase 'f****** coming out of both ends' popped up. Would of hated sitting by you on the plane in that condition! (smiley thing) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted August 7, 2007 Share Posted August 7, 2007 Wonder where he was off to? Bit of R & R no doubt. Was wondering that myself. Would've caught up with him but I was so hungover I could barely stand; he was quicker than me even on crutches. Caught a snippet of his chat with whoever he was with and it was about food poisoning, the phrase 'fucking coming out of both ends' popped up. Wasn't talking about food poisoning he was talking about Alan Oliver. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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