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Bournemouth don’t look like scoring. Fuckin dreadful

They’ve got Spurs as well next, just before they play in a cup final Couldn’t make it up

'Ambitious' should be underlined and in bold in this one. Good effort.

Went in one of the ones down from the scoreboard once (wish I could remember the game) was like John Spartan trying to work out the seashells on Demolition Man or Mick Dundee the bidet on Croc Dundee just with evolution reversed.

Fucking detest Villa

Bournemouth look like they're on the beach as well

City dropped points. We going 3rd tomorrow Marra

Lads, Bournemouth are gonna do us fuck all favours, don't torture yourselves. Change your rivers over to the Lisbon derby! Currently 1-0 to Sporting at HT. Both teams are tied at the top of the table but the Portuguese league is decided on head-to-head. Sporting won the other derby 1-0 so if they hold on or draw, they win the league in Benficas stadium. If Benfica win by 2 goals, they win the league. If Benfica win by 1 goal, it goes down to goal difference with one game left to play, Sporting are currently 3 goals better off so Benfica would have to go away to Braga and pump them rotten. This is what the edge of your seat was made for!

Yeah, can't watch anymore of this. Only stuck it on for a few minutes and Bournemouth are playing like Liverpool did against Chelsea.

6pts out of next 3 games guarantees us CL next season yeah? Bricking it for tmoro!

What the fuck are Bournemouth doing with the ball? Treating it like a 💣

Basically the lads are going to have to do it themselves, getting no favours from anyone else

Been at it since the first minute and the referee has done nothing to speed it up

Bournemouth being one of our bogey teams, both when we play them and when we don't. Ugh.

Maybe try not planting the ball into Martinez’s hand on every single set piece

I’ve had the game on 5 minutes and the entire Villa team are at it They’d give us a run for their money based on this

It's the way they pass, against us it's so smooth and neat Watching them today and they are struggling to control the ball, the passing is poor, just very sloppy

Not saying he will but it does mean he can’t take the piss as much as he would do normally

I think when teams lower down the table match us physically we struggle. We need to learn to pass them off the park and drain their energy.

Mon tae fuck Bournemouth

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

Cock

Don’t think there’s a more annoying player than Martinez for time wasting. Ball hugging prick.

There is just something happening when we face Bournemouth and Brighton.

Given onside