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Try walking over them after it's been raining all day

How is that? Because I've been positive about every transfer which hasn't happened so far, so thought I'd try and jinx myself

Very little chance of this story being true.

Very very sad news, but surely you're joking?

I swear every single one of your posts is made up.

For what it's worth, Lampard actuallky stated his desire to stay, not his desire to leave.

Bet he doesn't. He's foooking appauling.

no it was when we signed owen and luque souness wanted boa motre and anelka for 6 million each we're offered keane for 8 million shepherd bought owen and luque for 27 million 15 million difference, and it almost bankrupted us in the end Nope, got the facts wrong I'm afraid. We offered £3.3m for Boa Morte. Fulham wanted £4.3m. Souness wanted the deal but Freddie thought it was too much to pay. Boa Morte wanted to join but we didn't up our offer. Then we get a fax from Depo offering us Luque, who Freddie decided would be higher profile than Boa Morte, so we went for him instead. We asked Fener about Anelka and were told he wasn't for sale. No idea where you've plucked the £6m figures from. souness actually said himself Link? I know 100% fact what happened with these deals.

Think he was refering to his current manager. His current manager who is letting him come on trial but will block the transfer? What's the point in that then? (is the point I was making)

Want Spurs, Liverpool and Hull to go.

Another player gone. We have a lot of purchasing to do!

I'm off to watch Scunny v Sheff United instead. The Donny v Scunny match at the weekend was pretty poor tbh.

no it was when we signed owen and luque souness wanted boa motre and anelka for 6 million each we're offered keane for 8 million shepherd bought owen and luque for 27 million 15 million difference, and it almost bankrupted us in the end Nope, got the facts wrong I'm afraid. We offered £3.3m for Boa Morte. Fulham wanted £4.3m. Souness wanted the deal but Freddie thought it was too much to pay. Boa Morte wanted to join but we didn't up our offer. Then we get a fax from Depo offering us Luque, who Freddie decided would be higher profile than Boa Morte, so we went for him instead. We asked Fener about Anelka and were told he wasn't for sale. No idea where you've plucked the £6m figures from.

You're a very, very silly man indeed, mate. I'm in my late 30s and have been supporting us since I was 5. In that time I've seen us win one European Cup, one league title, one European Super Cup, and four league cups. Your turn. How many trophies have Liverpool won in the same time? As much as I hate Liverpool, if it was a choice of Villa or them, I'd join them every time. Guaranteed top 4 finish every year, and a real push at trying to win the league. Villa have no chance of that I'm afraid.

I reckon selling players rather than buying players is certainly the way to go at the moment. Let's have the smallest squad in the league! If Given goes we need to replace him.

Let me guess. "The mags are shitting themselves" He's just had a trial with Scunny!

So the club let him come here for a trial, but they'd block any transfer? What's the point in that then?

So what's the fee for Chimbonda on his own then? No idea, I don't honestly believe £23m for all 4 either tbh. Keane is saying that 3 out of 4 have agreed personal terms so I'm hoping they've all got inflated fees! What do you mean "no idea"? Weren't you involved with the talks?

Most Villa fans want him to leave tbh. In fact, MON isn't even that bothered - he just wants to get a huge fee for him. the thing is, that he could go on a free end of the season, so 18 million is far too much How can he? He's under contract until 2010. A contract he signed at the start of last season!

Most Villa fans want him to leave tbh. In fact, MON isn't even that bothered - he just wants to get a huge fee for him.

He's absolute garbage. Can't understand why Doncaster have signed him seeing as Scunny turned him down for being shite.

Keegan's busy talking our squad players up, knowing full well they'll be playing a massive part next season when we fail to bring in any quality to replace them.

Yep, but keeping it to myself I see my Malbranque link came back again

That's the fucking post of the year. I think he's more like Ronaldo though, so perhaps we could stick him up front from time to time.

To be fair to the OP, it would liven this forum up a little. Perhaps we could talk about the old board for a while until someone else is linked.