Skeletor

I was so bored watching us win 4-0 today. Give me a 4-3 defeat with lots of step overs any day.

Boring boring Harvey Barnes.

Slapheed today.

They're shit going forward.

Barnes dribbling past players like the boring no thrills goal scoring only player that he is.

Dummett goal disallowed.

Lascelles casually landing a Lex Luger bionic elbow.

Shite ref.

Either we're amazing or they're really crap. Not sure yet.

Boooo-linesman.

Reina just brings back memories of Perch pretending to get shot by his headbutt.

That bench is regen tastic.

People are very defensive of players these days. Nothing out of order suggesting left back is the weakest area in the starting line up and should be upgraded.

Not saying that he's better, but he's elevating that squad to the level they are now which means they can compete with us. We are still a level above but we may have a bumpy start to the season due to the fixtures.

I think this is more accurate.

Actual options on that bench

Clever attempt by Tonali, just a bit off in execution.

Hauled off.

Didn't realise it was Michael Oliver reffing us. Must be the only time that's allowed.

Gonna guess the usual back 5 plus Bruno, Big Joe, Anderson, Gordon, Isak and Miggy starting this one. Purely based on pre-season. Tonali getting Bruno'd into the team after a period of time. Eddie already said Barnes is behind the other players physically at the moment.

Uno zero fratello

Laurent Robert probably.

It's not fair on other men if Ginola can speak Italian on top of being the silver fox DILF that he is.