Skeletor

"Highest economic offer"

What's his release clause?

We only have the one agent number then

£25m?

He's a striker... Struggling to find anything else positive to say about this.

Hope not.

The pool of players available today was grim tbh. I don't really hold Howe to blame for that but I hope this result makes our transfer business speed up as it should have left the owners in no doubt as to how badly the signings are needed as this group of players are losers.

"I don't like to lose" NUFC:

Was the company "Touching kids R us"?

We've only signed Trippier so far but this is the most enjoyable transfer window that I can remember for a long time. We can be linked with players and actually believe they will happen as opposed to just being a distraction to get to the end of the window without signing anyone.

Sunderland fans watching us during this transfer window:

They said it would be an honour to see him play for us.

All our transfers seem to follow the same media pattern Newcastle interested in a player Player not interested, only wants to play UCL Chelsea also chasing the same player First bid made and rejected Player actually is interested Second bid made and accepted

Bring back David Craig!

Did the ref try and kick him before booking him?

Would Barca though?

Luke Edwards

Any of them

Luke Eggwards

Hamstrung by the set penis tactic.