Skeletor

"Pass forward"

Us vs Forest

Classic set penis there with Burn doing his best Williamson.

Most deserved goal in a while.

USE YOUR FUCKING RIGHT FOOT FFS.

We didn't buy any attacking players.

We're playing great but this lot are fucking shit it has to be said.

Aye. But...

Bring back Dave

There's always another Carr Paqueta in the lot.

Unless their DOF is Joe Kinnear and the player's name is Yohan Kebab.

I'd take it if it kept Darlow from getting a single second on the pitch.

Time allows expectations to become more realistic.

Can't be right. We're all deluded Geordies who expect to win the league every year.

Watch your letter box marra.

I always find people more angry and more wound tight on other forums. This place is relatively chilled.

They'll have to sign another keeper then if Dubravka is used as leverage. Can't have Darlow costing us points again.

Pointless selling Dubravka and having the massive gap in quality between 1st and 2nd choice keepers again.

JMadz is about to become the worst player in football history.

The world is a crazy place

Sign JWP and then score all the free kicks!

Nah. He has his part to play this season.

Remember phoning up all my school mates when we signed Ferdinand and was in disbelief. Then the next summer we signed Shearer smashing the record transfer fee. Magic times man. Anyone who didn't live through them will never truly understand.