jimmymag

Booed off, by some, against Everton was a reality check, and he's responded magnificently since.

Not really. Quite a few were bleating on about his goals per minute record at Palace when the reason he started so little was because he wasn't good enough to play week in, week out. It's really a weird one. The chances he's missing he would put away comfortably in the championship. Are the goals smaller in the Premiership? He's just not good enough man. His touch is average. Upgrade required!

"Cracking performance", not! Cracking result, yes.

He'll be OK, just pulled out to avoid further embarrassment.

His long range shooting is abysmal for someone with his ability though.

We should definitely sign him, but he did look very nervous v Liverpool and his distribution yesterday was average.

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Spoke to my man at the club and he reckons he should be back for Huddersfield. Back? He hasn't arrived yet!

Totally lacking in composure going forward and when defending today. Seems to be going backwards and what's the problem with his quads, both legs taped up.

Taxi for Pards!

Atsu should have passed much sooner, the delay allowed Ake to get his foot in. Perez' miss was much worse, 5 yards out and no challenge!

We're not very good at home, that's why today was a huge missed opportunity.

Not down to Shelvey, delay from Atsu was the problem and powder puff Perez missed the sitter of the game.

Why can't he be our Harry Kane? Certainly had a better young England career and is now gaining experience on loan.

Landed at Newcastle at 13:40 from Turin, left wor lass at the carousel to pick up bags, skis and boots, whilst I rushed to the taxi rank to get to St James'. Got to my seat 1 minute before kick off. Magnificent atmosphere, performance and result. It's days like these that make it, almost, all worthwhile.

It was a clear pen Bollocks! 6 of one...

Watching this in Italy and delighted to hear the Italian commentator mention the "Toon Army" several times. Riding our luck, but delighted we've got to half time with lead in tact. Hopefully, Rafa can manage the situation to get the win we need.

Can't kick straight.

Oh dear, heard that before.

Always tried to get the ball on the deck and showed some good control, but did overplay on occasion. Confident he'll get back to his best with a run in the team.

He'll get enough chances, especially from Kenedy. Needs to hit the ground running though.

Why oh why did Joselu take the penalty? No one in the ground, including Joselu, thought he was going to score. Diame played like a man possessed tonight and Kenedy looks like a great addition. The positives certainly don't outweigh the negatives tonight though with another 2 points chucked away.

Timing would have to perfect, otherwise risking an absolute riot at St James' tomorrow night.

Paid for my season ticket, so I'll be going to support Rafa, and the team, for the rest of this season, but from the 14th of May I'll be cutting all ties to the club for as long as the fat cunt remains the owner. This club just grinds you down man, and I'm looking forward to doing something enjoyable instead of this continual shite!

Well done!