JH

Had a crazy Bremen/Montpellier double

There is more chance of Alan Pardew being elected Head of FIFA then there is of England withdrawing from a major tournament,.

f***ing hell. That's terrible. Imagine going in there as a disabled person though. Aye, you'd be too embarassed to use the loo...

Ally McCoist will be pleased.

Newcastle/Sunderland/'top six' team and it gets moved IMO.

I don't think I can even say how I reacted Absolutely surreal night.

Regardless of who is right and wrong, the club's handling of this has been shambolic yet again. You expect a tabloid newspaper to be a bit childish/petty, but for a football club to release a statement entitled "Caught lying again (The Telegraph)" is hilariously unprofessional

ENGLANDS NUMBA 1

About 10 seconds.

Under pressure, delay didn't help, fantastic win, delighted for Gabby, let's kick on etc.

“So I don’t know what the panic is. I understand it, I get that. “But when I look at the job the manager has done, he’s done a great job. “And I think we should just let him get on with it.”

It's not even square

"I'm sure Rooney, and Welbeck, will get on the scoresheet in the second half. We'll be back soon..." Cheers Adrian

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02042/alan-pardew_2042435c.jpg

Directive from above that they had to improve their attack or Allardyce would be sacked, combined with appointing Sheringham as attacking coach has helped. If we had done the same with Pardew, possibly things could have improved a little bit. A depressing state of affairs when Sam Allardyce is showing your team's style of play up

Shit game, two shit managers. Shit goal. 1-0 W Ham.

I don't think I'll ever be able to forgive Souness. I still can't even look or listen to him without physically grimacing

Would never criticise anyone for supporting the team, but I just can't bring myself to cheer this side on with Pardew in the dugout. It just feels wrong. Happy to endure short term pain, for long term gain. If we keep losing, Ashley will act. He won't risk relegation for that sacred TV money, I'm still almost certain of it.

Thought that was gonna go in

Never understood this logic. His mistake we didn't start the game like this.

He's made the team worse? Didn't think that was even possible

@lee_ryder: Pardew presser lasted 3:49 . Didn't take questions from Chron. But did take questions from other banned titles. He must be confused. #nufc

@SimonBird_: How secure are you? "I don't know" says Pardew. #nufc