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Honestly mate considering we've managed to win a trophy which some people who have supported the club longer than my dad's been alive haven't experienced.. We are on the cusp of getting top 4 with a team that still has players from the Ashley era yet you pick on a signing that in the grand scheme of things is absolutely miniscule is incredible. But still more power to you, must be mentally draining to just wake up and find anything to beat the horse with after a defeat or whatever.

A poster known to be incredibly pessimistic after a defeat is posting pessimistic content after a defeat.

He's not effective on the right and it's absolutely shit having to accommodate Gordon when Barnes deserves his position.

34 year old looks gassed after playing 3 games in a week Mind blowing!

It was a £400k punt. At best it pays off, at worst it's a few weeks wages for one of our players. Wouldn't surprise me if he does semi decent in la Liga or Portugal tbh

He was wheezing after 30 mins. Clearly needs a breather.

In typical Murphy form I expect him to thundercunt or assist Isak

Genuinely was looking forward to some people providing insight on how he would fit our team, what Howe could make of him etc I love / hate this place at times

A lot of "bang average" players have become colossal for us.. I've learnt to not even question Howe when it comes to players. Rafa always said a hit rate of around 50% on transfers means you're genuinely outperforming the market. Howe is closer to 90%... He's not worth £60-70M by a long shot, but if Howe wants him for cheaper than that and he's available at what we value a good price - he will be here.

HIs contract expires in 2026

We should just go the Madrid route and tap him up now and offer a hefty signing on fee next summer

Subs have been mostly spot on as well - the players respond to his instructions on the touch line. We're in good hands.

It's insane we're on track for third yet gave 9 points to Fulham and West Ham.

Dualities of a man

He's got a similar engine to Sandro - he's been absolutely outstanding.

Callum Wilson - probably.

3 goals and 2 assists in 5 games

There is absolutely no chance you find a player of his quality for circa £50M in this day and age.

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Not saying Wilson's not finished, but Osula must be dog in training for neither Tindall or Howe to suggest he's ready. This is the best chance he will get before we get a new striker and he's not capitalised it at all.

Luque is bitter sweet - he was absolutely quality for Depor and looked promising for us on his debut then get a hamstring and never recovered.

He's a proper cringy bastard "u ok hun"

We've had worse signings than Djemba Djemba. Siem, Riviere, Saivet, Xisco, etc etc

Hiring a manager that isn't suited to their current team, give him 300m or so then bin him off will be peak Man Reds.

10 months to learn English, train with his team mates, work on training drills that Howe has given him?