Menace

Stockholm syndrome at its finest.

Burnley seemed to have done alright with Championship players

Daryl Murphy was a cracking signing tbh, for an outlay of £1M or whatever he cost... fuck me.

Not expecting fuck all from him tbh

Dubravka £4M Dummett 0 Lascelles £4M Clark £5M Yedlin £5M Kenedy £2M Diame £5.5M Shelvey £12M Ritchie £12M Perez £1M Rondon 2M Give or take a few mill more than £50M Banter.

Lascelles' replacement then.

Wonder how long..

N'Soki was quality in the cup last week

Beat me to it ffs.

He's put proper effort into that

He sent a letter to a post office in central London.

0-3.

Lock this tbh.

Considering he plays CM.

Scenes when this guy scores 20 and we get top 8.

Someone bump the relegationometer thread.

He's definitely going to read that

I'd love Balotelli here tbh. He'd be quality.

Harry Redknapp as manager with Glenn Hoddle as DOF.

Craven Cottage is a cracking away day, that guy has no idea what he's talking about. One of my favourite areas in London.

He's a quality defender, hope he comes back stronger than ever.

Callum Roberts

Caught me off guard

So potentially Muto + Rondon for just Mitro fee. Not bad I guess.