Menace

This fat fuck always seems to land on his feet. Cushty job that will probably pay him a mill or two. Mental really.

A universally liked player being put to train with the kids because he doesn't fancy a move across the world - the players would definitely run through brick walls if you did that

Now a guy who had a decent season in Eredivisie is the second coming of Salah.. Despite the manager who had him on loan not thinking so - interesting

Really? You never mentioned it

I mean he's essentially third choice

You'd hope they have a loan sorted out for him, mental how highly rated he was in Australia

Either way - this lad has potentially hit the jackpot. Imagine that signing on fee and those wages over the next few years just so we can bypass some nonsense restrictions.

N-O bingo Did we need to sign Barnes when we needed a rw? Did we need to sell Minteh to satisfy FFP? Did we really have a good recruitment last season? *insert random shit transfer rumour that people take as gospel* Has Almiron left yet? Is Wilson injured again?

Dubai has fantastic skirt, no wonder he keeps going back.

I'd much rather Mbeumo than Madueke, I don't really rate him as much as Mbuemo personally. I think £40-50M for him is mental.

Thats what they literally paid for him..

Factory closed today then?

Considering he took 0 responsibility for the gambling and tried to pass it off as if he's been stitched up - I believe it.

They'll just sell part of the bricks from the stadium or the aluminium sheets

Seems cheap?

They have CL TBF

This place is starting to become boring man. Every day Man U talk. Give Froggy his own sub forum so he can ruin every thread there as well.

Really? He's shite.

Man we desperately need a signing. It's been the same rehashed conversation for months on end now.

I wish people would stop posting Bailey ffs

Harry Redknapp can never shut his crusty gob can he

Its how I envision an STD in vocal form would sound

Hopefully we don't injure him

I'd be surprised if they don't go straight back down