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http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/public/profile/George-Caulkin Wha tha fuk?

Damn, cannot read that on my phone. Too blurry. Any link?

Horrible to think that this guy is potentially coming in and we have fucked off Ben Arfa and Mbiwa. Also having a hard time with the thought that this regime may be making an appointment for footballing reasons....nah I refuse to believe it, there has got to be a kick in the bollocks lurking here somewhere.

Go to work on an egg mate.

It is! Simple as fuck to make. Runny yolks, salt and pepper and some nice brown sauce. Just Champion tbh.

That wound me up a treat. Nearly spat out me egg sarnie. They were on a proper wind up. Surely not your first choice of a sandwich? Double fried egg sarnie goes down a treat. Probably me 5th or 6th choice if all other options were available to me. Still higher up than Charver.

It is the 11th of January, we sit 10th in the table and are out of both cups and with no clamour from anyone to sign any players. This is it for Ashley, his wet dream, he has won his champions league.

That wound me up a treat. Nearly spat out me egg sarnie. They were on a proper wind up.

Carver saying today's performance was better than the Cisse wonder goal victory a few years ago and is proof what of what he can do when he has a full week to prepare with the team. He says he is desperate to get the job.

To me that KSI seems like a right bellend! Can't stand him! Apparently the True Geordie didn't want to be known by that name but after his Nile Ranger rant everyone kept calling him it so he just stuck with it. Don't think he initially set out to be a big youtuber but he is just rolling with it now.

He's aaaareet man, well he used to be before his sub's exploded anyway. Just be thankful that he is the most prominent NUFC youtuber and not some of the thousands of other specimens who unfortunately for us call themselves Newcastle fans. We got of lightly tbh.

He's not as bad as Wraith. Tells it like it is most of the time. He hates Pardew and Ashley so he's fine by me.

This thread is a phone killer! Haven't been able to read the last 15 pages.

Stereotypes are bad m'kay? There are loads of absolute morons in the North East just as there are loads of absolutely spot on sound lads in London, Liverpool, Glasgow etc. If my travels with NUFC have taught me anything then its this. Its just pot luck who you come across.

Tomorrow will come and then they will say it will be done on Monday. You know that shits true.

Positive first half, woeful second but fuck it, I was supporting my team and celebrating goals again for the first time in months and it felt fucking great. Feels good to be back.

Switched the radio on this morning immediately Collymore goes"Despite what some Geordie's will tell you, Pardew did a good job." Switches radio off.

The finest sick cunt in New York!

Anyone thought of this scenario...... Pardew takes over at Palace, Carver gets the job till the summer, Pardew relegates Palace and gets the sack, Pardew patches things up with Mike, Pardew takes over from Carver....

Was he? We got fucked up once a month when he was here. Woah.... Just did a double take and realised what I'd read for a second there......THE FUCKER IS GONE YEEEESSS!!!111

Happy with that thread title.

The new title is more depressing than the old one. Change it back.

Took the dogs for a nice long walk hoping for the good news when I got in. Nearly lost my shit when I saw the thread title. Dave you are a very bad man.

This is not happening today is it fellas?

Because he's not a Geordie, actually ^_^ Ok he was born in London. But he was brought up on Tyneside. I went to the same school as him! Didn't hate him as much then though!