pedro111

Whats with the guests? I want England to guest.

No way!@?!? Really!?!?

Apologies if this has already been mentioned as I havent really read all of this thread but did anyone else notice Pederson winding up our team something rotten in the first half? We won a free kick and Shola was trying to get the ball but Pederson kept dribbling away from him like a right cunt. That amongst other things probably wound Joey up.

He will be shaming the whole of the Irish island if he doesnt go through with it. Showing them up to be a right bunch of soft cocks.

Probably already been discussed but what is the expected crowd for tonight?

In reply to my own request, here's one nicked from another thread: "Ride Carroll Ride Carroll Ride Carroll and he will score! Ride Carroll and he will score!" Simple but effective!

We really need an Andy Carroll "Ride me ride me" song. Howay songwriters get going.

Durham was at the Tyne/W*** derby last week as well.

Gates was miles better than the clown that is Horseshit.

Cause he is a clown and a Mackem clown at that.

I am so glad that Macca is not a Newcastle fan.

I apologise lads. I really do. No TV and no beer make pedro something something......

I think that the stakes need to be upped a bit if I'm honest. Before drinking the cup of piss Messi should have three wanks in one day then go to bed without washing his penis and the next day right before drinking said cup of piss he must rub his cheesy bellend all the way around the rim of the mug. Cheesypisswater ftw.

Perfect head hair split It is superb like! half black half white!!

Haha Bents out!!!!!!!!111

Had a Mackem at work this morning serious saying that it is US who have the inferiority complex!.

Actually, the more I think about this, the more I want Interpolic and Mike to drink each others piss; a transatlantic piss party if you will. They have to mail each other a pot of piss then each has to film themselves opening it and then drinking it. Full mouth rinse and everything. Howay Nolan lad, nee more goals please.

Bedlington is 4 miles from the Newcastle City boundary. Cant get much more Geordie than that!

This is quality like, maybe we should tempt him to take over NUFC as well? If his family is from here then shirley he is the Geordie Billionaire we've all been waiting for!?!

How amazing would it be if Nolan didnt score another goal all season!?!? If that happens then Mike and Interpolic should be drinking their own piss!!

I must say that after my dealings with the multiple Mackems at work this week there is a growing belief amongst them that it is nailed on that they are going to dish out a similar thrashing to us at their place.

Read thread. On phone on train with intermittent signal so difficult to read all of thread! Ok then mate! Yeah its been posted. It was in the Ronnie Gill aswell!

Read thread.