Pokerprince2004

Absolutely LOVE a suddenly transfer that no ITK or journo had any idea about whatsoever just come out of the blue. Remember Bruno's being exactly the same ?

Woah genuinely shocked by this

The chronicle did a whole NUFC series on the history of our club with an expert on Newcastle United's history. 32 episodes in total and some great detail through the years. If you're interested the first episode is all about how we formed:

Yeah its starting to really piss me off too. Said on the report on SSN that if the deal goes through it would take Chelsea's summer spending to £300m. I mean that is just ridiculous and definitely not following FFP

Never watched him play before but is he RW and will be playing instead of Almiron or will he be a backup striker?

I must be a right boring bastard but I just never find any of these type of horror challenge videos funny at all. Disgusting tackle should be 6 month ban as he's obviously done it on purpose

I thought that too but Sky stats at the end said he only got 2. Does him winning the freekick count as an assist? Never really thought about it before

Getting a regular occurrence him making a tit of himself and arguing with people. Had a go at Taylor Payne the other week and was telling people to fuck off a couple of weeks ago. Used to love him on the radio but he's a bit of an arsehole now

Thst save when he tipped Haaland's shot onto the post was sensational and has probably been forgotten a little in regards to how important it was. 2-1 up and he pulls that off and literally a minute later we go up and score a 3rd. If that had of went 2-2 I think we'd have lost. Sky didn't really show any slowmo replays of it, would love to see one from behind the goal. Brilliant signing ?

Mendy

Arsenal look a real top team now. Kinda warmed to Arteta after the All or Nothing series too.

Would always be a lose/lose game with plucky underdogs Sunderland against moneybags Newcastle and if we did lose they'd never shut the fuck up about it. Remember 'North East Top Dogs' trophy they invented when they finished above us. Strangely never mentioned at all anymore ?

Some LOLtastic results this afternoon like. Everton unable to beat Forest, Villa losing (arrogant fans on twitter) and Leicester getting beat at home feels sweet after reading their forum on how much of a bigger club they are (despite being an average lower league club with no trophies for about 100 years until 5 year ago)

Decided to watch Everton v Forest. Forest miles better than they were against us. Look dangerous on the counter and been the better team. Everton are in deep shit this sesson like ?

Haha aye rattled first 8 off then last 2 I had to have a think. Ian Wright was brilliant but I could definitely agree regards Cantona. Maybe Van Nistelrooy

Probably just outside the top 10 for me but been a grest striker definitely. Shearer, Henry, Aguero, Kane, Rooney, Suarez, Van Persie, Drogba, Wright, Cantona 10 straight away who would be above him. He's probably in a list just below along with Cole, Ferdinand, Fowler, etc

Looks like a hostage video

Tottenham 3-1 Wolves Crystal Palace 2-1 Aston Villa Everton 2-0 Notts Forest Fulham 1-1 Brentford Leicester 2-0 Southampton Bournemouth 0-3 Arsenal Leeds 0-2 Chelsea West Ham 1-1 Brighton Newcastle 0-2 Man City Man United 0-2 Liverpool

This summer it seems transfers have gotten completely out of control but dunno if anything can be done. £80m for Nunez, £65m for Cucerella, Martinez £50m?, Richarlison £50m? Gibbs-White £45m Its Gone fucking bonkers

Seen a few posters comment in the Joshua v Usyk thread saying they'll not be watching due to 'sportswashing' and 'human rights issues'. Had to laugh when one of the mackems quoted one saying it didn't stop him last time Joshua fought Ruiz in Saudi as he was posting in the thread during that fight. Busted Didnt realise they were down in 12th (early days I know) I could've swore they were in the top 4 or 5. From their 2 games I've watched that have been on sky they look like they have enough to be midtable unfortunately

I think Eddie will just stick to a back four if Targett isn't ready yet. Nice comments by Pep on that video but he does over exaggerate the quality of opponents all the time. This'll be the best atmosphere at SJP he'll have been at hopefully

Haha thats blatantly some sad Mackem bastard pretending to be a Sheff Wed fan. No way would they know the name of all their players as they're proper league 1 plodders. The fact its got 60 odd likes is even funnier, proper lapping it up

Chappers whoring himself to every media he can by the looks lf it. Decent watch and I understand the point they're trying to get across regards long process etc even if it does feel we're being too conservative

Fucking clip of that changing room

Merson was watching the Watford game and said he was terrible. Be an underwhelming signing for me