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Assuming the red counts as 2, honestly don't know?

Everyone knows protests don't work though. Man U fans stormed OT on the 2nd May. Few months later they've signed Sancho, Varane and Ronaldo and convinced Pogba and Cavani to stay. Definitely a complete coincidence

Man U -2 is only 6/4

He'll go down for all that if he's found guilty, won't he?

Group E is Red Card City

Wilson on the last day of the window.

Relive the highlights once more: https://www.football365.com/news/feature-newcastle-nadirs-steve-bruce-worst-matches

Lose on Saturday and it's a solid 8. Can't beat a dusty mattress. There are a few other rotten teams down there but they've got a bit of fight and guts. We're winging it with an utter fuckwit at the controls, looking at the fixtures we could be well adrift by Halloween.

3 losses out of 3. Huge 6 pointer on Saturday followed by a few more definite losses. Lovely bloke though, good old Steve. Absolute diamond and knows the game and the club.

Soton 7/4 right now. That's going to shorten quickly, they've hit a bit of a groove and we can't even pick the fucking saw up.

Stevie, give us a wave, Stevie, Stevie give us a wave. Get fucked you pack of absolute cunts. Fucking doormat little wankstains, put up with anything and pay for the privilege. Fucking arseholes.

At least I'm honest

Longstaff and Cork @ 50/1 Bardsley and Hendrick @28s (blatant copy tbh)

Waiting for team news tonight, need to see just how shit the teams are.

Jesus. Chris Kamara sounds absolutely dreadful , he's doing the Sheff U game tonight and sounds like he's struggling to say anything. I know he had some kind of scan after a few people raised the issue last season but it's clearly not good

You know what I hate? Paragraphs

It's good that he's got a nice big pasture to graze all day though.

Aren't Burnley one of these teams that generally make about 9 changes and (seemingly) couldn't give a single fuck if they get knocked out early on to "concentrate on the league"?

Nah, just Cornet

Bet he gave her the full 99. Absolute #laaaaad

Liverpool, Villa, City -1, Man U & Chelsea at over 6/1

Dear Steve, If a train leaves Edinburgh at 12:00 travelling towards London at an average speed of 120mph and another train leaves London at 13:00 travelling an average of 100mph, how long could I continuously kick you in the face for without getting bored? Andy, Fenham

Wasn't it more a case of doing the exact opposite of standing for the national anthem? As in, fuck standing, I'm going to kneel instead?

It's one of those intangibles that demonstrate the difference and drop-off we've suffered from changing from Rafa to this fuckwit. You can compare league finishes, points accrued, goals scored and whatever you like, they're numbers and can be interpreted in many ways. But seeing the regression of players like Longstaff fly under the radar. They go unnoticed by the media because they're ignorant of the actual games played, they don't watch the games, they look at the result, they look at the table and go from there - Newcastle won? They must have played well etc. Completely ignores the nuances of individual players, the little things that one manager did that the other doesn't. How many players in the squad are performing better under Bruce than Rafa? 1? 2? You can't measure that and it therefore gets ignored. BuT hE MaTcHeD RaFa. Absolute braindead cunts. To a man.