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He’s forgotten about restoring the old gates so they could promptly bolt them to a fucking breezeblock wall, the utter cunts

Disappointing

I wish we’d lost 5 nil me. At least I’d have seen loads of goals and went away happy and smiling because we had a go because that’s the most important thing. Can’t beat a 4 or 5 goal battering to line you up to play the champions away.

Has there ever been a team relegated on goal difference in the history of the PL? The very thought of protecting the GD three games into a season..... It's happened 5 times in the PL Aye but if you ignore those 5 times it’s never happened

Heard the same thing tbh. Sam Allardyce likes this

They'll just say it's being postponed rather than cancelled. It'll happen once everything blows over...

Gonna get messy this. 4 or 5.

KKKlinikell marra.

Well done, it’s Scunthorpe.

Only Newcastle could play 2 matches and use 4 right backs already.

And because of the rules he can't be charged and have it upgraded to red can he? Can't challenge bookings can you?

Boxing day 2013 folks.... Absolute bullshit. Red for us, yellow for them. Stitched up week after week.

One of his games will be the forest Cup game I'm assuming?

I think it's all about being tactful and showing respect. There's a smart way to highlight what's going on at Newcastle without disrespecting other clubs. We may be 'bigger' but they've got something we haven't and that's ambition. By all means bring them into the conversation but ask why they can do what we find seemingly impossible. Learn from it and move on imo.

A Brexit/gammon/PFM triumvirate of filth and cringe.

First time I've actually seen their new boss. Looks like the type of bloke who weighs his 3 bananas in Asda just to be on the safe side.

They'll just come up with a bullshit postponement and play it in February or something.

Billy Bonds? Was captain for about 15 years at West Ham

Throw him one after the next match

She approved the contract, then got binned by Short and she subsequently became his agent. I think.

It would be awful if all of the clients decided to opt for another pr firm due the the shit they were getting from Newcastle fans on Twitter. Absolutely awful.

Casual reminder that the last time an opposition player was sent off in a PL game was in Jan 2014 (Norwich away) 130 games ago. The last time we had a numerical advantage in the PL was December 2013 (Stoke at home), 135 games ago.

The spin on the (excellent) through ball played a part. No excuses, he had loads of time to get it under control and get a shot off like.

I accepted him as a utterly shit player years and years ago but I always suspected he was probably a canny enough bloke so didn't genuinely hate him as a person. He can get fucked more like, anyone who wants the best for the club simply has to come out in complete opposition to Ashley and this regime. Defending the cunt for millions and millions to hear man, fucking prick.

Dear fans, we tried really hard, honest. Please don’t protest. We signed decent players so don’t protest. PS, please don’t protest.