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This fat pig is going to break the smarm-ometer.

The clip of this cunt man.

Spawny cunt.

Look forward to him bemoaning the packed defence and blatant timewasting when he's made a fucking career out of it.

This is going to be awful. They'll probably pick up a result but fuck me, it won't be pretty.

Given how short they are I think it's a decent sensible move to bring in another striker, he's obviously canny poor but could cause problems for defenders. He's not going to transform their season but he's better than throwing a small, 17 year old into the PL should they need to.

What is his names?

One bad tackle on Defoe from going down imo. One late/mistimed lunge to do a bit of damage could totally fuck them.

Didn't they offer £16m early this morning?

Must be why Rafa named him captain last season; make him take the blame for us going down has worked a treat. Unless... I think naming him as captain was a final desperate effort to encourage a bit of effort from him. It worked to some extent but his quotes over the last 18 months lead me to believe he never gave a single fuck tbh.

It's like Jerry Maguire.

What a shithouse. This stunt proves, to me at least, what a negative arsehole this fucker must have been in the squad. Fuck him.

What a cunt. Absolutely shameless, makes no difference to us, but what a way to go on. Weapons grade arsehole.

Boring is injured too. Edit: gonna leave it actually

Wow, that's ridiculous. I'm delighted but it's ridiculous.

All summer we've heard them taking the piss about signing championship players then they can't fucking attract a very ordinary one on deadline day. Fucking arseholes.

Champion.

Wonder how he'd react if he didn't get his move this window and was brought back into the team? Try like fuck to impress scouts to get his move in January or go through the motions and look after himself to see if anyone wants to take a chance in January? It'll be interesting.

First signing I'm directly opposed to this summer. Fail to see what he brings to the squad on any level and there's bad blood anyway. Nah, don't like it one bit. Clark had me nonplussed more than anything, Hanley was a bit of a dodgy one at the time but this cunt shouldn't be here.

Hull or Sunderland. Ryan's Choice.

Don't rate him, don't like him, don't want him.

Just seen it, ffs, ah whelk.

He's just trying to spin his team's first league defeat in 19 into something it's not. They were second best in all areas from first whistle til last.

Looks a player. First time I've seen him live and was impressed. Clam, good touch, passes it well and his positioning is good too. When we go up he'll be absolutely fine.